© PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
"SHARP DRESSED MAN"
BY: ZZ TOP
"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room."
Nice cave, tame boars
And all the modern comfort held in store
Stream newts, stones dyed
They don't have that in the pi-i-ine
They come scouting just about every night
'Cos chimp girls see something in a troglodyte
Wall paint, kidney ink
They aren't missing a single link
Fruit drinks, trash bins
Why climb up they might as well stay in
They're returning just as fast as the night
'Cos chimp girls feel homely near a troglodyte
Tame goats, tame cats
If they hurry they might get the bat
Hot dates, fur gown
Bonking yard - It's on eiderdown!!!
They come climbing just as one gets in sight
'Cos chimp girls get horny for a troglodyte
© Peter Andersson 2009