Troglodyte © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SHARP DRESSED MAN" BY: ZZ TOP BONUS QUOTE: "Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." WINSTON CHURCHILL		According to Darwinist beliefs human evolution took off when we climbed down from the trees and moved into caves. I don't believe that, not fully, it sounds too much like an organized plan. What really happened was probably far more accidental. Here's my theory: During especially fruitful years some ape men got lazy and started to put on weight, then FELL out of the trees and couldn't climb back up again. Forced to spend the nights in the nearest cave (or the nearest where they could kill the resident boar) they quickly developed a taste for raw meat, six-packs of bat bladder urine and tossing leftovers on the floor. As for why the female apes came after and joined in I don't really know, but the word "fur" is probably central in some way. (Note to Swedes: Troglodyte = Grottman) Nice cave, tame boars And all the modern comfort held in store Stream newts, stones dyed They don't have that in the pi-i-ine They come scouting just about every night 'Cos chimp girls see something in a troglodyte Wall paint, kidney ink They aren't missing a single link Fruit drinks, trash bins Why climb up they might as well stay in They're returning just as fast as the night 'Cos chimp girls feel homely near a troglodyte Tame goats, tame cats If they hurry they might get the bat Hot dates, fur gown Bonking yard - It's on eiderdown!!! They come climbing just as one gets in sight 'Cos chimp girls get horny for a troglodyte © Peter Andersson 2009
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