Trump president
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MERCEDES BENZ"
BY: JANIS JOPLIN



BONUS QUOTE:
"If you think Donald Trump is crazy to say he is going to build a wall and get Mexico to pay for it - then maybe you can tell me how he managed to run for president and get the media to pay for his campaign."
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What would a Janis Joplin political type song sound like in 2016? My parody muse is quite a switcheroo, she told me to turn this 60s leftist movement classic into a pro-Trump ditty!

Oh Lord, won't you send us a Trump president
My state's all for Sanders to tax us and spend
They hate one-percenters, they'll raid dividens
But Lord, won't you send us a Washington cleanse

Oh Lord, help me block out that shrill Hillary
Her Super-PAC dollars are targeting me
I can't stand her history and flipfloppery
So Lord, please retire that dingelberry

Oh Lord, won't you turn Megyn Kelly around
I'm counting on you, FOX, and blood to boil down
Move over media, step up, buckle down
Oh Lord, won't you turn every pundit around

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won't you make us a Trump president
My folks think that Cruz is a teabag Clark Kent
They're brainwashed a lifetime on GOP odds and ends
So Lord, won't you back Trump despite his small hands



© Peter Andersson 2016

   

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