Undead man
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SHARP DRESSED MAN"
BY: ZZ TOP



BONUS QUOTE:
"Anybody who can watch three games of football
in a row should be
declared braindead."

ERMA BOMBECK
 
"Bourgeoiscene" is a word I created for this song. Google gives zero hits for it so I'm claiming credit! It's selfexplanatory within the zombie context.

White skin, blue nose
And I don't shower so my odour's gross
Slit throat, foamed bile
I just lost a moldy eye-ay-ay
You're all screaming just as loud as you can
Cos everyone's frightened by this undead man!

Old rash, dead man's hand
Could use grooming, for a thousand grand
My IQ's, gone an'
when I'm in fights I cannot count to ten
You're all running for a shotgun to hand
Cos everyone's frightened by this undead man!

Gangrene, eyes red
I don't give a damn, my body's dead
Fast raids, blood bath
Razor teeth, tricks for a laugh
We're such actors on the bourgeoiscene
Come everyone, play along on Halloween!



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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