Ungoogleable © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "UNBREAKABLE" BY: SINNER BONUS QUOTE: "A poem is never finished, only abandoned." PAUL VALERY		They say that everything can be found on the long tail of the internet, but that's wrong! This week alone I've failed to find armadillo pork salami and blue llama cheese recipes for my grandma's wedding rehearsal reception toast Melba hors d'oeuvres, my way back to that ellusive blog post from two gigolos on Hillary's campaign trail runners blog recapping their experiences at Death Valley Marathon (I thought it was called "feel the bern in your quads", but apparently not), and two more people for a personal R&R S&M ménage à trois weekend with fair trade liquid vanilla fudge waterboarding and low fat hot asian nettle and chipotle tea enemas. I found nothing! But at least there's a word for that. As a search gives nil again Duds, nothing more - I lose my cool The screen displays I've honeycombed All the Web 'til the cows came home Nothing on Bing, nothing with Chrome I've tried with Edge an' on DuckDuckGo I've googled hell and heaven And the lewd and academe A hard search, running ashore A fool's bid, most galore Nothing from wisdom, or happenstance Ads are swarming This stuff's just ungoogleable It's all concealed, unfindable It sure's unattainable I'm getting nada, it's unbearable The World Wide Web turned a barren land I've gotten more back from hipster hands I'm drained of power, have migraine And think I need new pants I've spent close to a weekend night And Google still has me banged to rights The no return, ev'ry fracking search I can't bear it or clutch it or stand it A hard search, stuck in a moor A fool's bid, in a hole No single hit in this game of chance Anger's forming This stuff's just ungoogleable It's all concealed, unfindable The fail's indefinable I'm drawing zilch here, it's ungoogleable *SOLO KEYBOARD TAPPING* *MORE SOLO KEYBOARD TAPPING* *JUST STAY TUNED, EXPIRATION'S UP SOON* This shit is ungoogleable It's all concealed, unfindable The fail is remarkable I'm getting nothing, it's unbearable This shit is ungoogleable It's all concealed, unfindable I give up, it's terminal I'm getting zippo, it's ungoogleable Ungoogleable! © Peter Andersson 2016
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