Users, Please forget my number © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BABY, DON'T FORGET MY NUMBER" BY: MILLI VANILLI BONUS QUOTE: "Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgement." FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD		This has been written as a birthday song for my brother Stefan. He’s a Network Techie and he and his wife (also a techie) are wasting away too much of their time with clueless users such as myself. -OK Techies, this one’s for you! Hey, they make me sigh when they're calling my line and as time goes by they got to understand, it's true… I can’t glance them through You! You! You… Users, in your cubes I can see it so clearly, that your power is off Will you never just doff? Bah! Duh! They make their screens all blue I wanna shout out an’ perceive how they shun Users call my line, call me anytime! Bah! Duh! I can’t be there all through! True! I've been turning on (on, on) I've been turning off (off, off) You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Please forget my number! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Lord I ’spise your blunders! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Please forget my number! I won’t see you through! I've been turning on I've been turning off Will not spend my life, with Offs! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You... I can’t glance you through You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You... I won’t see you through You! You! You… Users, in your cubes I can see it so clearly, that your printer’s unplugged Why’d you think it’s a bug? Bah! Duh! Don’t make your screens all blue! I wanna shout out an’ perceive how they shun Users call my line, call me anytime! Users! I’m not there for you! (You) I've connected In (I/O) I've connected Out (I/O) You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Please forget my number!! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Lord I ’spise your blunders! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You… Users! Did I wake your slumber? Do you have a clue? I've debugged your C (See, see) I've debugged your D (Me, ME) Will not spend my life, with THEE!!!!! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah… I won’t see you through! (Crash) Users call my line! They keep on call my line! (Crash) Call me anytime! (Crash) Bah! Bah! Bah... USERS! PLEASE FORGET MY NUMBER!!! I WON’T SEE YOU THROUGH!!! -Is Stefan OK? -I don’t know… © Peter Andersson 2005
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