Viagra and Nitro donīt mix
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY BONNIE LIES
OVER THE OCEAN"



BONUS QUOTE:
"I would like to meet the person who invented sex, so that I could volunteer for his current project."
UNKNOWN
 
As someone working half time in a cardiac ward I feel it is my
obligation to give you this little educational story about
the dangers of mixing Viagra and heart medicine.


My Godness, I have no erection
My Godness, thereīs nothing to see
My Godness, I have no erection
So bring some Viagra to me

Bring some, bring some
Bring some Viagra to me, to me
Bring some, bring some
Oh, bring some Viagra to me

And now that she said she would swallow
And now that sheīs steaming in bed
And now that she said she would swallow
Iīm watching my manhood go dead

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that I canīt get it up
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that she canīt drain the cup

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

My manhood is pointing to China
Please woman! Stop laughing at me!
Iīm going down south, Carolina
No main dish, just supper for me

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

My Godness, now here comes angina
My ticker is getting me down
Iīm gonna choke in this v*g*na
My Godness, Iīm dying face down

Car-di-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro and chicks, donīt mix
Car-di-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro donīt mix!



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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