We don't trust the vet with sheep alone © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I DON'T THINK THAT MAN SHOULD SLEEP ALONE" BY: RAY PARKER JR BONUS QUOTE: "I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken." CARL BLANKENHORN		Maybe it's kind of an author's illness, like writer's block or suffixitis or something, but in a nutcase reworking typical 80s ballads and all their "oh", "baby", "yeah" and more can really drive a parodist off the rocker in a way that might ultimately show in the new parody lyrics. We don't trust the vet with sheep alone In our barnyard sphere (do we Mary?) We don't trust the vet with sheep alone Some of us should be there Oh bugger This horde that we're raising Has too many lambs and also some mules When sick's a ewe need the vet get here Still in practice cos the hearsay rule Now we got, we got, we got nothing airtight Every word could be wrong We can't take five, we must stay with them We can't let him be alone We don't trust the vet with sheep alone He's greased up to tight (maybe barely) We don't trust the vet with sheep alone Something here is not right Oh, bugger Yeah, Mary Nooo We can't let him get off the cuff Given before ewes were upping the bleat We outta give him a stress test here Fear he'll ram a little wooly treat Close up, close up, Mary Cos I noticed he's grown goatee Until he's disappeared we are staying right here So he won't get one with our sheep, nooo We can't trust the vet with sheep alone Or my teddy bear (can we Mary?) We can't trust the vet with sheep alone So says the blogosphere We don't trust the vet with sheep alone (Mary, close up) You gonna need to spy on when he pees (get down Mary) We don't trust the vet with sheep alone (Bugger, he's gone) Where the f*ck is our sheep, nooo Close up, close up Let's find the bugger, Mary Close up, close up He can't try nothing, Mary Close up, close up Cos baby, he is no good If he only weren't loose, in barn We don't trust the vet with sheep alone He turned down the light (maybe barely) We don't trust the vet with sheep alone Can't wait to call it night Help me Mary, ewes out We don't trust the vet with sheep alone We need them depart' (don't we Mary?) Bugger, close up girl We don't trust the vet with sheep alone I'm gonna call the zoo do cops, zoo do cops We don't trust the vet with sheep alone Mary, close up! Bugger, close up girl! We don't trust the vet with sheep alone I think I'll fall apart! © Peter Andersson 2012
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