Weight loss scams
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SHARP DRESSED MAN"
BY: ZZ TOP



BONUS QUOTE:
"Get rich or diet trying."
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With Beach 2012 coming up, so is the frenzy...

Bean tarts, thin stew
And for dessert a nut or maybe two
Krill, fruit, hot thai
Or fast-through-you raisin pie bye-bye
They're all saying no to ribcage of lamb
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams

Hodgepodge, carrot rings
Some days eatin' not a single thing
From grape, pink, slick thin
When they go out they are not stuffing in
They won't thank you given seconds of yams
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams

No carbs, no fat
They all worry that their ass is that
Cascades of scum
Ain't no lark when wettin' their gums
They're up-heating at add-dishional grams
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams



© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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