We're gonna block (you)
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I WANNA ROCK"
BY: TWISTED SISTER



BONUS QUOTE:
"Lots of people on Twitter seem to believe they're Galileo when in fact they're the Church."
JAMES CLARK
 
Back in the 80s men that looked like Twisted Sister wanted to rock, Guns & Roses bid you welcome to the jungle, and Beastie Boys fought for your right to party. Now in the 20s men that look like Dee Snider wants to ban plastic straws, Rachel Levine bids you welcome to Gender Neutral bathrooms, and Antifa fights for cancel culture. The times they sure are a-changing!

We're gonna block (you)
We're gonna block (you)
You're getting blocked (blocked)
We're gonna block (you)

Yeet it out, we say
Your toxic-nazi-facist-whiteness-patriarchal life - and get wooed
Wo-wo-wo-wo-woke
Here's what you can say
Just gender-neutered-preferred-nouns-and-latinx-intersectionals, bro
Bro-bro-bro-bro-bro

So what's the deal if you continue not complying
Yeah, there's this one thing that will happen soon

We're gonna block (you)
We're gonna block (you)
You're getting blocked (blocked)
We're gonna block (you)

There are things you say
We find less than inclusive for a gender neutral bathroom - are you slow?
So-so-so-so-slow?
Turn your privilege off
No queerbaiting's allowed, appropriation's disavowed - so bend oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ver

You are deplorable, need camp re-education
For now lit cancel culture will make do

We're gonna block (you)
We're gonna block (you)
You're getting blocked (blocked)
We're gonna block (you)

We're gonna block (you)
Block (block)
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We're gonna block (you)
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You're getting blocked (blocked)
Block (block)
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We're gonna block (you)
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We're gonna block



© Peter Andersson 2021

   

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