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(Whales aren't as) Large as my wife © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LARGER THAN LIFE" BY: BACKSTREET BOYS BONUS QUOTE: "I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad." SIMON HOLLAND |
She had quite a hind In redeemable frame, alright But when she came endowed With the Shamoo nickname, I'd sigh All of her dough's spent On carbs, beer and shite Down at Seaworld I could see, I could see How cohabitation brought obesity All the chow she downs' going to her thighs Those whales aren't as large as my wife Looking at her sowed On a beach on summer days, oh man Thinking I'll get tanked there In a literal way, oh man Then all of five tugboats Tows her outside Down the beachfront at the sea, she'll be free From the gravitational obesity All the chow she's downed, she's in Willy's sight That orca now aimes for my wife (AND HERE BEGINS THE BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS) Whale musk and imprints Making her thrive Time to repeat what I saw, dropped my jaw That cohabitation cloned my ma-in-law All the chow they've downed going to their waists Those rings can be seen now from space Yeah - All the chow they've downed Yeah - Fanta, Coke and Sprite Yeah - Those were sold in bulk to my wife Down this chorus I'll be free, we'll be free From cohabitation inactivity And the "thar she blows" jokes outta my ass That whales aren't as large as Whales aren't as large as Whales aren't as large as my wife © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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