(Whales aren't as) Large as my wife
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"LARGER THAN LIFE"
BY: BACKSTREET BOYS



BONUS QUOTE:
"I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad."
SIMON HOLLAND
 
Baby's got back - humpback that is!
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

She had quite a hind
In redeemable frame, alright
But when she came endowed
With the Shamoo nickname, I'd sigh
All of her dough's spent
On carbs, beer and shite

Down at Seaworld I could see, I could see
How cohabitation brought obesity
All the chow she downs' going to her thighs
Those whales aren't as large as my wife

Looking at her sowed
On a beach on summer days, oh man
Thinking I'll get tanked there
In a literal way, oh man
Then all of five tugboats
Tows her outside

Down the beachfront at the sea, she'll be free
From the gravitational obesity
All the chow she's downed, she's in Willy's sight
That orca now aimes for my wife

(AND HERE BEGINS THE BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS)

Whale musk and imprints
Making her thrive

Time to repeat what I saw, dropped my jaw
That cohabitation cloned my ma-in-law
All the chow they've downed going to their waists
Those rings can be seen now from space

Yeah - All the chow they've downed
Yeah - Fanta, Coke and Sprite
Yeah - Those were sold in bulk to my wife

Down this chorus I'll be free, we'll be free
From cohabitation inactivity
And the "thar she blows" jokes outta my ass
That whales aren't as large as
Whales aren't as large as
Whales aren't as large as my wife



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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