When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants?
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"WAKE ME UP WHEN
SEPTEMBER ENDS"
BY: GREEN DAY



BONUS QUOTE:
"I'm not into comic books but every day I Marvel over what's happening in DC."
RICK AARON
 
This parody was written for an Amiright Homecoming that I concluded was supposed to have something old (veteran writers), something new (the reunion event), something borrowed (the original songs) and something blue (okey, green then). My contribution here is about The Hulk; cartoon, television and/or movies - take your pick (and She-Hulk's thrown in towards the end for good measure).
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Stretching is unsurpassed
It circumvents the clothing blasts
When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants?

With the speed he gathers mass
No-one laughs at Banners ass
When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants?

When he's in fights he's penned
Smashing puny cars
Methinks he needs some zen
I'll tell him from waaay far

Ass greenness coalesce
With seamless outlet ass caress
When blown-up, tight's the Hulksters pants!

Science stand flabbergast
It can't look up Hulk's green crevasse
Covered up, noone gets a chance

Bulked up with greenish veins
His underoos are unexplained
When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants?

When he's in rage he gains
Colour quite bizarre
Every limb is veined
Chicks marvel from afar

She-Hulk's mammaries stress
Her spandex crossfit bra I guess
Take a breath, think of baseball stats!

Fabric goes larger fast
All Chinese sweatshops stand aghast
When blown-up, why's the Hulks in pants?

Twice per eppy, hourglassed
The Hulks must fight expansive gas
If blown-out, no-one lives - they can't!

If blown-out, pray the Hulks have pants!
If blown-out, pray they're still in pants!



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

HOME PAGE