When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" BY: GREEN DAY BONUS QUOTE: "I'm not into comic books but every day I Marvel over what's happening in DC." RICK AARON		This parody was written for an Amiright Homecoming that I concluded was supposed to have something old (veteran writers), something new (the reunion event), something borrowed (the original songs) and something blue (okey, green then). My contribution here is about The Hulk; cartoon, television and/or movies - take your pick (and She-Hulk's thrown in towards the end for good measure). Stretching is unsurpassed It circumvents the clothing blasts When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants? With the speed he gathers mass No-one laughs at Banners ass When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants? When he's in fights he's penned Smashing puny cars Methinks he needs some zen I'll tell him from waaay far Ass greenness coalesce With seamless outlet ass caress When blown-up, tight's the Hulksters pants! Science stand flabbergast It can't look up Hulk's green crevasse Covered up, noone gets a chance Bulked up with greenish veins His underoos are unexplained When blown-up, why's the Hulk in pants? When he's in rage he gains Colour quite bizarre Every limb is veined Chicks marvel from afar She-Hulk's mammaries stress Her spandex crossfit bra I guess Take a breath, think of baseball stats! Fabric goes larger fast All Chinese sweatshops stand aghast When blown-up, why's the Hulks in pants? Twice per eppy, hourglassed The Hulks must fight expansive gas If blown-out, no-one lives - they can't! If blown-out, pray the Hulks have pants! If blown-out, pray they're still in pants! © Peter Andersson 2018
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