Where's that
global warming?

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"THE FINAL COUNTDOWN"
BY: EUROPE



BONUS QUOTE:
"President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, then his staff pulled him aside and told him that it's springtime."
JAY LENO
 
Last winter was so cold it was effing awful, the spring wasn't much better, the summer was mostly rain, rain, rain and more rain (except for the occasional hailstorm on my vacation) and so far this autumn the week taking us from September to October is the coldest in at least ten years. So I gotta wonder, where's that global warming when you need it? I want it! I want it now! I've done my part, I've been excessive with aerosol spray, I've avoided trains to take the car and I've eaten enough beans to become a one man methane factory, I deserve some global warming!

We're freezing in Sweden
The weather here's hell
Those outside don't come back
They died where they fell
This year had no summer at all
Now winter's on (snow will come)
Will it ever be above 5 again?

Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!

A climate like Venus
The green party told
Heat'll rise like a penis
And skin will burn old
But we're outta heaters to blow
And shaking like hounds (on the ground)
I sure think Al Gore is a ho!

Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!
Come global warming!!

(GUITAR SOLO - BY MODERN STANDARDS NOT SO HOT)

Repeat chorus 'til your vocal cords get warm



© Peter Andersson 2009

   

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