Where's that global warming? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" BY: EUROPE BONUS QUOTE: "According to a new UN report the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted, which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." JAY LENO		Last winter was so cold it was effing awful, the spring wasn't much better, the summer was mostly rain, rain, rain and more rain (except for the occasional hailstorm on my vacation) and so far this autumn the week taking us from September to October is the coldest in at least ten years. So I gotta wonder, where's that global warming when you need it? I want it! I want it now! I've done my part, I've been excessive with aerosol spray, I've avoided trains to take the car and I've eaten enough beans to become a one man methane factory, I deserve some global warming! We're freezing in Sweden The weather here's hell Those outside don't come back They died where they fell This year had no summer at all Now winter's on (snow will come) Will it ever be above 5° again? Where's that global warming? Come global warming! A climate like Venus The green party told Heat'll rise like a penis And skin will burn old But we're outta heaters to blow And shaking like hounds (on the ground) I sure think Al Gore is a ho! Where's that global warming? Come global warming! Come global warming!! (GUITAR SOLO - BY MODERN STANDARDS NOT SO HOT) Repeat chorus 'til your vocal cords get warm © Peter Andersson 2009
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