Wife searched for porn with Ken © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DON'T BREAK MY HEART AGAIN" BY: WHITESNAKE BONUS QUOTE: "My wife is a sex object, every time I ask for sex she objects." LES DAWSON		The original song is from 1981 when they still knew how to rock, I still play it in my car, it's kind of a wonder that this is my first parody set to it. I try to take in browser history - of my love Because I found her shibboleth I've seen enough since logging on At PM 8 of yesterday Everyday I'm at work, it seems Barbie's surfing after porn It's hard to get more limpified Than from dumbshow Ken a-humping hoes Time's at an end, I hear the gong And I've been scanning these pages far too long I've seen enough to prepare for the fuss Brothers, awake! It could be your puss! Wife searched for porn with Ken Like she did before Wife googled porn with Ken I will review it no more She's learned to hide the pictures online And use a geriatric modem to call But missed that even with an XP cache A bill from Telco won't be small From all the Kens I've seen I know Where this cache will lead us to Because it's backed up every Friday And there's also pics of G.I Joe Time's at an end, I hear her trip As I'm a-sitting here waiting unequipped I've heard enough, I'm prepared for her gruff Brothers, awake! It could be your muff! Wife searched for porn with Ken Like she did before Wife googled porn with Ken And G.I Joe as a whore Wife searched for porn (AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE A PERM-MULLETED FEMININE-LOOKING 80s SOLO-GUITARIST USUALLY INDULGED ITSELF IN SOME EXCITED FINGERWORK) Wife searched for porn with Ken Like she did before Wife googled porn with Ken I've been to soft heretofore Wife searched for porn with Ken Like she did before Wife googled porn with Ken I threw her down on the floor Wife searched for porn with Ken Like she did before Wife googled porn with Ken And had MY harddrive restored! © Peter Andersson 2015
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