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Windows 95 © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "1985" BY: BOWLING FOR SOUP BONUS QUOTE: "It is not yet clear if intelligence has any long-term survival value." STEPHEN HAWKING |
I am an older chap I never had an app One talk show a day And I feel quite OK My counties' PC stores They hate me twenty-four Just learned the trash can What the hell's a gaming clan I don't want no World Of Warcraft I don't want no Angry Birds I don't want to follow twitters I can barely handle Word My Compaq old PC Has no card for TV When you say battery life That exper-tise is my wife's It is just my persona I am always gonna Stick to vinyl, not CDs On Facebook I'm an absentee My neighbours have iPads and blogs about the lunch had While I have no update drive I'm into, stick to, Windows 95 (Windows 95) Might be I'm jurassic Maybe I'm overtime Half Life an' Super Smash Bros I know their command lines I spent days with Doom Was a big Duke Nukem fan Spent two years unplanned In the castle of Wolfenstein Where's the paper clip, so persistent I heard he's offed, he was the first Office Assistant Wrote this parody, not on XP Ain't gonna tap into - Vista, Seven (or the nine point o) This' just my persona I am always gonna Stick to Minesweep, not Minecraft I won't forget first Lara Croft My bitch's now on Facebook She barks that I should go look For nothing I'll take a dive I'm into, down for, Windows 95 Still downing Jolt nonstop When did that Bill Gates become an altruist And when did music move to an app store Please make this stop-stop-stop And turn back This' just my persona I am always gonna Stick to Doom 2, not bluetooth I'll modem from an old phone booth My toddlers have smarth phones They're calling me a Flintstone 'Cause I will until pigs fly Use Windows 95 This' just my persona I am always gonna Stick to Marvel on paper And three movies Darth Vader's cool Some colleagues have androids I'd rather swipe my hemorrhoids As I'm on blue screen standby I'm into, hooked on, Windows 95 © Peter Andersson 2015 |
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