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Woke up with my teddy-bear © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "STILL NOT DEAD" BY: WILLIE NELSON BONUS QUOTE: "Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting, too." GEORGE CARLIN |
I woke up with my teddy-bear today It's been here with me nineteen thousand days When I sleep I fear it'll go away But I woke up with my teddy-bear today Well, I went out with my teddy-bear today My neighbours say it's time I act my age They always do 'cos haters gonna hate But I'll hold on to my teddy-bear and pray At my age of fiftytwo Cuddly toys are a taboo Should grow a beard, become a baseball fan But I've never been amused Of monster trucks or lifting weights And I'll pass on such until I pass away I sleep in with my teddy everyday The grapevine has a lot on that to say My mama noted marbles fell away But I'll never leave my cuddly toy - no way I will hold on to my bear Let the haters point and stare I'm not the one with Prozac on the stand And by now they should be used It's with me everywhere I go And I wouldn't have it any other way Last night I had my blow-up doll explode on me - ay way! But teddy's here for me in every way © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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