Worst dick pic I've ever sent © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BEST MISTAKE I NEVER MADE" BY: HELIX BONUS QUOTE: "Back in the old days you had to settle for someone within a 50 mile radius to love. Now with social media the whole world can disappoint you." UNKNOWN		As a longstanding member of the dicking around club on Amiright I obviously had to tackle this phenomenon too. You're welcome! I was broadsided by myself an' my little man's head I clicked on "send too all" with attached my new waterbed spread Cos what was meant for one, my girl to lust, everyone despised It ain't funny, Google now has my wrinkly privates filed It was the worst dick pic I've ever sent My High school class agrees it's bent They broke the net, it was not civilized With a snap I could have circum... vent When a man gets horny he can have brainfarts, as you know Doing things he shouldn't do and achieve some kind of ballyhoo But I was punished quick when a thousand chicks Sent forward my sad meltdown Started trending then on Twitter Got known as the #lamesackclown It's called the worst dick pic in any land I fumbled "send" with my small hands Girls scourge the net with retweets of my gland And I sure deserve the way I'm banned When the mob found my hideout it turned to my worst weekend Now I'm living in the wilds with my hand as my one girlfriend A dox-, tar- an' feathering balls to the walls As the moralists chased me from town But those small pixels ain't gonna get old So I conclude I'm not getting paroled It's the worst dick pic one ever took It's now in urology books And #metoo cops wont let it off the hook I'm straight but I've been labeled crook'd It was the worst dick pic I ever clunked I tell you people don't text drunk I spend my days now an Himalayan munk And with goats and llamas here I bunk The worst dick pic I must admit The worst of all on all the net © Peter Andersson 2018
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