Wrestling CNN
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"WORKING 9 TO 5"
BY: DOLLY PARTON



BONUS QUOTE:
"Most of my stuff is inappropriate to somebody. At least I hope it is, or it wouldn't be satire."
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Maybe I'm kinda too old for this shit, but in the ongoing net-battle between the younger meme-literate generations and the older meme-illiterate pundits I'm gonna have to side with the younguns.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Twitter's now ahead of internetty kittens
Breaking rules of conduct unwritten
With gifs and clips and viral overdrive

Press on a button and send out some bleating
Out in the world, some peeps be retweeting
Like Donald T, from the phone where he's alive

Wrestling CNN, DJ Trump re-sent a me-me
Squarely on the fly, it got viral and covfe-fe
It was out of line, said the journos used to credit
A real a**hole went to, blackmail teens on Reddit

CNN, in a me-me-tic commotion
And a stink that I, fear goes deeper than the ocean
Kathy Griffins' head, was the bottom reach of me-mes
I fear all times now news are, fake covfe-fes

It's gone extreme, they're a team of adders
News are formed in their biley bladders
Source criticism's importanter each day

Teens are blackmailed if they don't make amends
Threatened for the way their thumbs hit on send
And a tax is to come if the press is to have their way

Wrestling CNN, broke all records for a me-me
Pundits hue and cry, it stems not from their covfe-fe
"Trump is out of line", has replaced "should be beheaded"
As the click-hoes has to trick with what they've bedded

CNN, they don't hesitate to screw you
They've been sending bile, and invented the term fake news
Now's a turn-'round game, more netme-mes will deball them
And if sectisized, put-off netizens outwalls them

(Repeat chorus until your phone beeps and distracts you)



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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