Wrestling CNN © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WORKING 9 TO 5" BY: DOLLY PARTON BONUS QUOTE: "Most of my stuff is inappropriate to somebody. At least I hope it is, or it wouldn't be satire." SPAFF.COM |
Twitter's now ahead of internetty kittens Breaking rules of conduct unwritten With gifs and clips and viral overdrive Press on a button and send out some bleating Out in the world, some peeps be retweeting Like Donald T, from the phone where he's alive Wrestling CNN, DJ Trump re-sent a me-me Squarely on the fly, it got viral and covfe-fe It was out of line, said the journos used to credit A real a**hole went to, blackmail teens on Reddit CNN, in a me-me-tic commotion And a stink that I, fear goes deeper than the ocean Kathy Griffins' head, was the bottom reach of me-mes I fear all times now news are, fake covfe-fes It's gone extreme, they're a team of adders News are formed in their biley bladders Source criticism's importanter each day Teens are blackmailed if they don't make amends Threatened for the way their thumbs hit on send And a tax is to come if the press is to have their way Wrestling CNN, broke all records for a me-me Pundits hue and cry, it stems not from their covfe-fe "Trump is out of line", has replaced "should be beheaded" As the click-hoes has to trick with what they've bedded CNN, they don't hesitate to screw you They've been sending bile, and invented the term fake news Now's a turn-'round game, more netme-mes will deball them And if sectisized, put-off netizens outwalls them (Repeat chorus until your phone beeps and distracts you) © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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