Writer's block, when's it gonna end?
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"WAKE ME UP WHEN
SEPTEMBER ENDS"
BY: GREEN DAY



BONUS QUOTE:
"Sometimes I can't recall my mental blocks, so I try not to think about it."
GEORGE CARLIN
 
I'm not a big fan of parodies about writing parodies,
but desperate times calls for desperate measures...


Suffixes make me gnash
Of rubberish I've sketched a stash
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

If my hyp-hens make you rash
Know that worse did hit the trash
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Where is my muse and friend?
Hanging in a bar?
Ditched me to fail again?
But I've made it this far!

As I orally rust
My lack of talent's getting bust
Jamming, knocks, neighbours want an end

Will these lines bring abash?
An alphabet and grammar crash?
Writer's block, I need mind-depends!

Brought out the spell check an'
Saw the whole skit come undone
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Will someone comprehend?
Is this under par?
Line length is getting strained
But I've twist tongue this far!

Here's my punctuation. stressed
But nothing to the rest I've messed
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Bowel still moves and pass
The noodle's cramped with inert gas
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Lines down here are crap en masse
Pulled this last one from my ass
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?



© Peter Andersson 2013

   

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