Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN" BONUS QUOTE: "If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine of them will run into the ditch before they reach you." CALVIN COOLIDGE		I had to freshen up my knowledge of English Relative Terms. From that came this parody that was started in 2004 and prolonged in 2005. My Father is voting for Dubya My Mother is rooting for John My Brother´s in love with Charles Manson No wonder we don´t get along Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My Uncle was raised by the Rednecks My Auntie was going to Yale My Sister´s a rapper in Compton No wonder I´ve spent time in jail Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My Nieces´ just eating ice water My Nephew´s a fruitcake and gay The Mailman´s all over my Daughter He´s coming ´round four times a day Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My Father-in-law´s a Drill Sergeant My Mother-in-law´s on the run My Granny´s on dishwash detergent No wonder I´m not having fun Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My Wife is a pagan and lardass My Ex is a stalker for thrills My Nanny brought Ho-Hos for Christmas No wonder I need all these pills Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My dog can´t tell legs from a sander My cat´s coughing furballs all day The landlord don´t have any candor I think that he stole my toupee Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft The plumber´s crack deep as Grand Canyon There´s rats making doo in my bed Jack Daniels´ my longtime companion No wonder my eyeballs are red Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My mistress´ detained at the dog pound My goldfish´s been gangbanged by krill I wish I could file for a rebound But I can´t afford more than pills Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My Grandma´s a Nu-Metal groupie My bicycle helmet´s been tagged The parrot keeps shouting "You Dopey!" When I go online I get fragged Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My bills are delivered by angels The kind that are going to Hell My hypothalamus´ turned brain-gel Butt/Ass tumors growing quite well Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft There´s crop circles in my back garden And wiccans that camp in the yard Their curses they come with no pardon When I try to shoo they bombard Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My scrotum is black from necrosis The ballpark is mouldy and green To go with atrophic cirrhosis And tapeworms that ravaged my spleen Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft My son´s online friend is a Wacko He´s leaving for Neverland Camp Suburban receding´s a black hole I think I´m developing cramp Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft The minister´s dressing in leather The neighbourhood´s going to Hell I´m far beyond under the weather But I know what makes me feel well Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me Bring some, Pro-zac, Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft © Peter Andersson 2004-2005
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