You do know that Pokemons kill? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS" BY: JULIE ANDREWS BONUS QUOTE: "The challenge of modern relationships; how to prove more interesting than your partner's smartphone." UNKNOWN		Cellphone distractions can be deadly. Last year more people died from selfie related accidents than from shark attacks. And now there's Pokemon Go - some kind of electronic wildlife that lurks in snake den bushes, hide near railroads, play on freeway intersections and attack your attentiveness on a zigzag moving level. It could be claimed that Pokemons are now actually killing people in real life! Maybe that's a new form of darwinian culling? Pokemons kill off the slow and unwitting Catch up on all of the ways they are hitting Lured to the freeway and pinned on a grill That is just one way you're Pokemon-killed Crushed to a pulp by a truck as you waddle Fall to your death from a cliff as you dawdle Stuck in a sewer pipe miles from your home These are some ways you can die with your phone Going off levees and skyscraper splashes Getting too close in hot wildfire ashes Leaning into crematorium flames These are some ways you can die with the game Catch a frostbite Fall on shoestrings Drown in unbarred tar And always remember - Now Pokemons kill Unless you've an e-lifeguard Pokemon Go's like The Reaper on Tinder Swipe wrong you die and swipe left maybe injured Walking straight forward while sunk in their screens Pokemons picks off a zillion teens ISIS retires, Nintendo takes over Death to America through iPhone drovers Mine shafts fill up with a pied piper's app That's if we fall for that Pokemon trap Zombie-like humans now crawl in the gutter "Gotta catch one more" we can hear them stutter Pokemon rapture descends on their souls As they are struck off the Pokemons' rolls Catch your last rites Save your offspring From the railroad yard And always remember - Now Pokemons kill They've 'scaped from their trading cards © Peter Andersson 2016
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