(You´re 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"LIVING ON A PRAYER"
BY: BON JOVI
BONUS QUOTE:
"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that
it be postponed."
WINSTON CHURCHILL
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This is the second part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the second movie for the umpteenth time.
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...
Once upon an Age
Very long ago...
Boromir has fallen, he´s dead
Legolas is hot, and Frodo has fled
the "hood", for good
Aragorn´s been running all day
Gandalf´s pretty fly, he´s no longer gray
He´s white, he´ll fight
He says; we got to hold on, defend this land
It doesn´t make a difference that my blood´s in demand
We´ll back each other, that´s bloody grand
At Helm´s, we´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orcs are scum aplenty
Toss the dwarf, you´ll make it I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another twenty
Gimli got his axe and it flies
Now he´s chopping Orc, and he cuts´em down to size
his beard, Oh Merde!
Noone dreams of running away
They fight through the night
Orcs are shouting; "Die another day", make way
Walls are falling, fight now, defend your land
Gandalf´s gonna make it, with his magic at hand
You´ll meet each other, and Rohan´s band
At Helm´s, you´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orcs are not that nifty
Crack their heads, it´s easy I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another fifty
Split them for a threesome
You got to ride out, ready or not
You´ll die in this fight if that´s to be your lot
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Gandalf´s back with riders
Take the hint and you´ll get it I swear
Oh-oh, King to be is Strider
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Etc
© Peter Andersson 2003
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