A Parody Song Written By Peter Andersson: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!

(You´re 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LIVING ON A PRAYER" BY: BON JOVI BONUS QUOTE: "If you have an important point to make, don´t try to be subtle or clever. Use the pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time; a tremendous whack." WINSTON CHURCHILL		This is the third and final part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the third movie for the umpteenth time. (LotR has been called a WW2 allegory, for those who are into that there´s a hidden Winston Churchill reference in this part). Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh… Once upon an Age Very long ago… Shelob is a bitch with a sting Frodo´s been naive, he´ll fall with the ring upstairs, her lairs Gollum lurks the tunnels behind Sneaking through the web, but Sam´s not so blind He´s brave, won´t cave And now he shouts: You´ll fall back, I´ll hold this spot That Hobbit is my master if you killed him or not I´ll sting you more, and more a lot I´ll fight, with all that I´ve got Oooh, you´re almost there You must, toss the ring in fire Pick it up, you´ll make it I swear Gam-gee, do it for the Shire Then he gets the burden of angst So he´s rapping up, an ol´ used tower o´, gangst- a orcs, such dorks Frodo wakes, he´s getting it wrong Feels stalked in the night, Gamgee´s saying: Master you stay strong, prolonged You´ve got to move on, there´s miles left yet It really makes a difference if you make it, I´ll bet No time for crying, just blood and sweat This far, no time for regret Oooh, ignore the scare Oh-oh, sneaking into Mordor Take Sam´s hand, he´ll carry you there Oh-oh, he´ll ignore the odor Rapping up this threesome Now you´ll see Mount Doom, ready for you You´ll scratch up the side if that´s all you can do Oooh, you´re three down soon Oh-oh, catching up is Gollum Go ahead, Sam will hold off the goons Oh-oh, living he will stall´em Oooh, you´ve made it there Now you, toss the ring in fire Throw it down, and for Gollum beware Fro-do, do it for the Shire! Oooh, you´ve made it there Etc © Peter Andersson 2004
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