Dick needs vasectomy © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME" BY: THE POLICE BONUS QUOTE: "When the convention of testicle transplant surgeons had its annual softball game they asked me to throw out the first ball." GEORGE CARLIN		This parody won the Gold Medal (Woohoo!) in AmIright's Song of the Month of March 2010 Contest! I could have written this song for the old and bad title pun alone. I could have held on to that until the last verse or chorus and not given it away in the very first lines of the whole song. I could have done that but instead I wrote it for the neighbourhood friendly chorus - sing it out, sing it loud, sing it proud, sing along with it in public places - enjoy the straightjacket. My neighbour, name Richard, has a large family tree He's fertile, like crazy, bred children thirty-three Off marriage, he's bonking, lots' women, in a craze Booty king, he gets it on, the side from every race Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy His friends are so jealous, you know how old men get Sometimes he makes them queasy, when he's in Stud Gazette Lactation, gestation, he just needs cast an eye When eggs drop, he's mating, he'll burst a ten pound fly Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy Once shot by a bridegroom, but this dick will not die He's screwed half the courtroom, waves child support bye-bye It's like this, girls see him, they start to procreate Ten thousand, they stalk him, the whole town ovulates Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy Dick needs... Dick needs a... Dick needs vasectomy Repeat Chorus or CUT © Peter Andersson 2010
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