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The Song Of The Month contest dates back to 2004. At its peak it had close to thirty contestants, at least half of them regulars. The official medal thread is orphaned, so I'm listing my own medals here below.

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Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For Free
(SEPTEMBER 2007)
I Didn't Use The F-Word
(OCTOBER 2007)
Dick Needs Vasectomy
(MARCH 2010)

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The Zipper Took It All
(OCTOBER 2006)
I Am A Tired Runner In A Super-Ultramarathon
(AUGUST 2007)
Fashion Portfolio
(JULY 2010)
Pepper Spray
(A Christmas Carol)

(DECEMBER 2012)
Not too happy
with my apps

(APRIL 2013)
Teenage music
download pirates

(DECEMBER 2013)

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I Hereby Announce
My Candidacy

(MAY 2005)
Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis
(NOVEMBER 2005)
Paparazzi
(MAY 2008)
I'll Make A Clone
I Can Smooch

(AUGUST 2008)
Girls Gawk (At My Hiney)
(SEPTEMBER 2009)
The Scale Is Tweeting
My Weight

(FEBRUARY 2010)
I Think I've Killed An Angel
(MAY 2010)
 
The parodies on this list have all been chosen to be the
"SONG OF THE MONTH"
by an Amiright jury of peers

(Rest In Peace "Song Of The Month" 2004-2013)



December 2013: Santa Got Run Over By His Reindeer
By Onslaught. Based on "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy

November 2013: Pumpkin Spice Madness
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Summertime Sadness" by Lana Del Rey

October 2013: Applesauce
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Applause" by Lady Gaga

September 2013: My Knife Is Stuck Inside You
By T.C.O.P. Based on "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson

August 2013: In Coxsackie
By 2nz. Based on "I Feel Pretty" from "West Side Story"

July 2013: Evil Laugh
By T.C.O.P. Based on "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

June 2013: I'm Undead
By T.C.O.P. Based on "In My Head" by Jason Derulo

May 2013: Catfish
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Cowboy Casanova" by Carrie Underwood

April 2013: I'm Pissed (April Fool's Day)
By Matthias. Based on "What's This" from "Nightmare Before Christmas"

March 2013: Son Of The Pizza Man
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Son Of A Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield

February 2013: Must Be You
By 2nz. Based on "22" by Taylor Swift

January 2013: It's A Trap
By 2nz. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"



December 2012: This Sleigh
By Blaydeman. Based on "This Plane" by Wiz Khalifa

November 2012: StupidUglyOddItCovetsEvilRobbingPrecious
By 2nz. Based on "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins"

October 2012: I Am The Very Hobbit Who Has Habits Not So Hobbit-y
By 2nz. Based on "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan

September 2012: Please Don't Ever Go Out With Taylor
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift

August 2012: Run Into Somebody That I Used To Know
By Arwen. Based on "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye

July 2012: Second Base
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj

June 2012: I Bought This Stuff When It Was New
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett

May 2012: The Games I Used To Play
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry

April 2012: Jars
By Arwen. Based on "Ours" by Taylor Swift
[ THE RUNNER UP Calculator WAS LATER VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2012" ]


March 2012: Arthur P. Dent
By 2nz. Based on "Rocky Raccoon" by The Beatles

February 2012: My Genitalia
By Matthias. Based on "My Generation" by The Who

January 2012: Short Width, Long Keypad
By 2nz. Based on "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake



December 2011: Browns Down (The Grilling Song)
By 2nz. Based on "Right Round" by Flo Rida

November 2011: Mop The Floor
By Christie Marie M. Based on "On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez ft Pitbull
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2011" ]


October 2011: Missed The Hint
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada

September 2011: Worst Love Song
By Blaydeman. Based on "Best Love Song" by T-Pain

August 2011: Rick-Rolled
By Matthias. Based on "Tik Tok" by Kesha

July 2011: Skinny Jeans
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

June 2011: Boy Band
By Blaydeman. Based on "Boyfriend" by Big Time Rush

May 2011: Busboys From Hell
By Matthias. Based on "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera

April 2011: Bothered By Buzzards
By Matthias. Based on "Rockin' The Suburbs" by Ben Folds Five

March 2011: Adrenaline Junkie
By Matthias. Based on "American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz

February 2011: Clean Your Room
By Below Average Dave. Based on "Bust A Move" by Young MC

January 2011: OnStar
By Matthias. Based on "Numb/Encore" by Jay-Z and Linkin Park



December 2010: Unfriended
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield

November 2010: Fondled By The TSA
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2010" ]


October 2010: Putrid Ghoul
By Matthias. Based on "Stupid Girls" by Pink

September 2010: Joker's Rage
By Below Average Dave. Based on "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa

August 2010: Belly Flop
By Matthias. Based on "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent & Olivia

July 2010: Any Lane
By Guy DiRito. Based on "Penny Lane" by The Beatles

June 2010: Can't Be Sane
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus

May 2010: Look At All The Cool Stuff That I Can Do With My Telephone
By Abbott Skelding. Based on "Telephone" by Lady Gaga ft Beyonce

April 2010: S.O.B.
By Matthias. Based on "OPP" by Naughty By Nature

March 2010: Dick Needs Vasectomy
By me, Peter Andersson. Based on "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police

February 2010: Tik Tok
By Below Average Dave. Based on "Tik Tok" by Keisha

January 2010: It's Too Revealing
By Below Average Dave. Based on "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas



December 2009: Mainstreamian Crap CD
By DJ Blaze. Based on "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

November 2009: Ovarian Rhapsody
By Silver Power. Based on "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

October 2009: Smurfalicious
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Fergalicious" by Fergie

September 2009: Bloody Sick Of Twilight
By T.C.O.P. Based on "Cleanin' Out My Closet" by Eminem

August 2009: Cops'll Getcha
By Guy DiRito. Based on "Come Together" by The Beatles

July 2009: C Is For Cookie
By Matthias. Based on "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit

June 2009: Hot For Zombies
By EmiLoca. Based on "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga

May 2009: Japan
By EmiLoca. Based on "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2009" ]


April 2009: How Do You Think My Girl Got Gonorrhea
By Invisible Boy. Based on "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
from "Sound Of Music"


March 2009: Hot N Old (A Cougar's Anthem)
By Arwen. Based on "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry

February 2009: Under The Sea (Ocean Pollution)
By Pensworth. Based on "Under The Sea" from "The Little Mermaid"

January 2009: Hannah Montana
By Arwen. Based on "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow



December 2008: Dainty Thugs
By McKludge. Based on "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell

November 2008: Wanna Use Oxymorons
By 2nz. Based on "Wanna Be Starting Something" by Michael Jackson
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2008" ]


October 2008: Sweaty Beijing Shop
By EmiLoca. Based on "Happy Working Song" by Amy Adams

September 2008: Unda Da See
By Guy DiRito. Based on "Under The Sea" from "The Little Mermaid"

August 2008: Be A Pest
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

July 2008: X-rated Films Can Be Amusing
By Invisible Boy. Based on "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot

June 2008: A Horny Geek
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

May 2008: Diluvian Pie
By Phil Alexander. Based on "American Pie" by Don McLean

April 2008: I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy
By Below Average Dave. Based on "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M

March 2008: Vegas Or Bust... Just For Fun
By Invisible Boy. Based on "Ready Or Not Here I Come" by School House Rock

February 2008: Blindside On This Write
By Agrimorfee. Based on "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

January 2008: School For Cats
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Cool For Cats" by Squeeze



December 2007: Yum, Deities!
By McKludge. Based on "Under The Sea" from "The Little Mermaid"

November 2007: Quite A Spiteful Night
By Stuart McArthur. Based on "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

October 2007: I Didn't Use The F-Word
By me, Peter Andersson. Based on "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel

September 2007: Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For Free
By me, Peter Andersson. Based on "Working Class Hero" by Green Day

August 2007: Funpark Al-Qaeda
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Hotel California" by The Eagles

July 2007: Won't You Make It Snow?
By Agrimorfee. Based on "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan

June 2007: Your Band Is Called What?
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews

May 2007: Totally Dissed Noah's Ark
By Stuart McArthur. Based on "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

April 2007: Prequel To Stan... (Back When He Believed In Santa)
By Stuart McArthur. Based on "Stan" by Eminem

March 2007: 88 Lines About 44 Cartoon Females
By Chris Frederick. Based on "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails

February 2007: (Buy, Buy) An African Child
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "American Pie" by Don McLean
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2007" ]


January 2007: I Don't Really Care
By Red Ant. Based on "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash



December 2006: Twas A Spoilt Brat At Christmas
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Twas The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C Moore

November 2006: Internet Poultry Auction
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay" by Otis Redding

October 2006: (Nothing) Sells Like The Holy Spirit!
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

September 2006: You And Me Betty Ain't Nuthin' But Rubbles
By Stuart McArthur. Based on "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang

August 2006: Mad Libs
By Agrimorfee. Based on "Mad World" by Tears For Fears

July 2006: Please, Sausager Stuffski
By Johnny D. Based on "Gee, Officer Krupke" from "West Side Story"

June 2006: Spamming Pests
By Red Ant. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

May 2006: Chia Pests
By Rick Cormier. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

April 2006: We Want To Kick The Tires
By Wannabemustangjockey. Based on "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel

March 2006: Can't Find Me A Guy
By Arwen. Based on "American Pie" by Don McLean
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2006" (SHARED WIN) ]


Feb 2006: For The Discerning Buyer: The Mall With It All
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2006" (SHARED WIN) ]


Jan 2006: The Turkey Song
By Phil Alexander. Based on "The Chicken Song" by Spitting Image



Dec 2005: 88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties At 31 Flavors
By Spaff. Based on "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails

Nov 2005: Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

Oct 2005: Eat The French
By Spaff. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

Sept 2005: I Swear This Is The Last Time I'll Go Boating with Odysseus
By Spaff. Based on "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2005" ]


Aug 2005: Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man?"
By Johnny D. Based on "Mr. Tambourine Man" by The Byrds

July 2005: Kristof Robertson: Do Kris Kristofferson!
By Stuart McArthur. Based on "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan

June 2005: A Bar Maid Fight
By Jeff Reuben. Based on "A Hard Days Night" by The Beatles

May 2005: I Got Crabs From Darth Vader
By Spaff. Based on "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks

April 2005: Extensively Remodelled, Now I'm Mostly Artificial
By Kristof Robertson. Based on "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan

March 2005: That Don't Disgust Me Much
By Claude Prez. Based on "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain

Feb 2005: Gwyneth Has A Rethink
By Stuart MacArthur. Based on "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell

Jan 2005: Three-way
By Claude Prez. Based on "My Way" by Frank Sinatra



Dec 2004: Men Speak
By EmiLoca. Based on "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

Nov 2004: Grandma Makes Her Living As A Stripper
By Melhi. Based on "Grandma Got Run Over By A Raindeer" by Elmo and Patsy

Oct 2004: See Your Chest
By Phil Alexander. Based on "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

Sept 2004: Over The Hill
By Claude Prez. Based on "Under The Sea" from "The Little Mermaid"

Aug 2004: Shakespearean Pie
By Spaff. Based on "American Pie" by Don McLean
[ THIS PARODY HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED "SONG OF THE YEAR 2004" ]

July 2004: Blind Dates Kind Of Bite
By Spaff. Based on "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mannīs Earth Band

June 2004: Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie
By Spaff. Based on "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins"

May 2004: The Reasons Why Women Need Men
By 2nz. Based on "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews

April 2004: Media Celebrity
By Rick Duncan. Based on "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert and Sullivan

March 2004: Hello Philip, Nice Armada
By John Jenkins. Based on "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman

Feb 2004: I Feel Happy (And Sneezy And...)
By Spaff. Based on "I Feel Pretty" from "West Side Story"

Jan 2004: A Baby Boomer's Rap
By Mari Aranoff Duncan. Based on "Lose Yourself" by Eminem



Best parody previous to 2004: Mathematical Pi
By Double E. Based on "American Pie" by Don McLean



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