I hereby announce my candidacy
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"YESTERDAY" x 7
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"We'll tax less, and spend more. Why, that's what
you're voting for."

PHIL ALEXANDER
(FROM A PARODY OF HIS)
 
This parody won the Bronze Medal in AmIright's
Song of the Month of May 2005 Contest!


Vote for me
Thereís no limit what Iíll do for thee
Have a keg of beerís my policy
Or two or three, just vote for me

Vote for me
Every man will get an intern free
Every woman a pool boy trainee
Or two or three, just vote for me

If you tax too much youíll be free to bill Iran
And for payments due I will draft your Repo Man

Vote for me
For the upper class Iíll peg the tee
For the homeless; a roof guarantee
Or two or three, just vote for me

If your TPís red, Iíll clear out your haemorrhoids
Endless cloudless daysíll tan you close to leatheroid

Vote for me
All my statesmanshipís a parody
But that goes down with the bourgeoisie
So gather up and vote for me

VOTERS:
MmÖ mm... mm... mm... mMORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
Iíll unclog your clogged up artery
And Iíll cut down Michael Jacksonís tree
All this and more, just vote for me

Vote for me
For the plumbers thereíll be crack for free
For the postal; stamped stability
All this and more, just vote for me

Male enhancement pills will be free, if you just vote
(That one will be paid by per-click tax on remotes)

Vote for me
I will jerk up the economy
Iíll be hands on bad pornography
All this and more, just vote for me

Hear me wildlife friends; Iíll send pandas to your lawns
All your holy cows will be corporated fawns

Vote for me
I will outlaw Kmart queues for thee
Bring the moon down, set the monkeys free
So gather up and vote for me

VOTERS:
MmÖ mm... mm... mm... MORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
Thereís no end to my capacity
Iím pro-life, pro-choice, proactively
All this and more, just vote for me

Vote for me
Iíll destroy the ring of power-ty
No more yellow cabs, just bravery
All this and more, just vote for me

Iíll make donuts all pre-deductible to cops
And send Hillary Duff to work, in a sweat-shop

Vote for me
Get a leg up, bribes and mp3s
Where I banish kick-back factories
All this and more, just vote for me

For the comatosed Iíll send vote-by-proxy aids
For this needy world Iím a Jack, of all the trades

Vote for me
Iím a master of diplomacy
ďSend the French some Garlic-Frogleg BrieĒ
Now gather up and vote for me

VOTERS:
MmÖ mm... mm... MORE! MORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
I will play back crap on MTV
Bone that freemason cumíraderie
All this and more, just vote for me

Vote for me
I will rig your nestlingís spelliní bee
Let him ace and nerds come fortythri
Po-ta-to-e, just vote for me

If you hesitate, I can send, the M.I.B
With some mutant freaks, to uplift, your E.E.G

Vote for me
Iíll support a Utahn papacy
Werewolf cults and Wiccan lunacy
All this and more, just vote for me

How to pay for this youíll find out within due course
But as C.I.C Iíll keep flogginí a dead horse

Vote for me
Iím as cool as Matrix (1, not 3)
Were I cooler; order autopsy
Now gather up and vote for me

VOTERS:
MmÖ mm... MORE! MORE! MORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
Iíll cure SARS and AIDS and leprosy
Iíll reverse your hysterectomy
Just gather up, and vote for me

Vote for me
Iíll deport that Shannon Doherty
Sheís a threat to a community
Or two or three, just vote for me

She can cleanse a couch and take colour off a show
If you vote for me Iíll remove her, quid pro quo

Vote for me
Get a heavy trucking license free
And a bitch who aced agility
Or two or three, just vote for me

Reps and Libs and Greens, for too long, have not been phat
Theyíre as dated as hicks or Paris Hiltonís twat

Vote for me
Iím no Starbucks coffee latte-ry
WYSIWYG is what you get from me
Must I say more, now vote for me!

VOTERS:
MmÖ MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
Iíll remove the tatts from Tommy Lee
And from Pammy; Hepatitis C
But not her Ds, so vote for me

Vote for me
Iíll give Fab 5 colonoscopy
With the Hubble in entirety
And celery, so vote for me

My opponents blow, theyíre a steaming pile of dung
When they call me ďassĒ itís because Iím donkey hung

Vote for me
Get free pussy from the cattery
Perignon at every beanery
And cutlery, so vote for me

All these promises, you must ask, are they legit?
Hey Dude! Read my lips, would I lie, or you bespit?

Vote for me
Iím a klutz but Iím persistent, see
I donīt care if itís for champerty
Just help me win, and vote for me

VOTERS:
MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

ME:
All Right! From the top again then!

Vote for me
Iím the best since John F Kennedy
When it comes to demagoguery
Anídultery, so vote for me

Vote for me
Iím as hard as Sean ďBondĒ Connery
On my watch thereíll be no World War 3
Just bobbery, so vote for me

If you vote for me youíll get anything you want
Sex, drugs, Rock & Roll, or my boring (wealthy) aunt

Vote for me
Get a square mile lunar property
Smoke some ganja, miss a deputy
Or two or three, just vote for me

Iíll beat street punks up and use sigh-lencers on mimes
And on ďYesterdayĒ paro-diiies; a tax on rhymes!

Vote for me
Get a million typists apery
Paparazzing my debauchery
All entrance free, just vote for me

MmÖ mmÖ mmÖ mmÖ mmÖ



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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