Santaclaustropho-bia's my psycho diagnosis © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS" BY: JULIE ANDREWS BONUS QUOTE: "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." UNKNOWN		This parody won the Bronze Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of November 2005 Contest! Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis Jolly Hos and belly laughs will trigger a psychosis Puffy men in reddish too, and reindeers look ferocious Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis! Because I was afraid of him when I was just a lad My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad Was that the way l learned to loathe an' not love Rudolph's nose? Now Christmas fear's my Christmas lot and I'll tell how it goes Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis Merry gents and gift contents will trigger a psychosis Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis! He travels all around the world and everywhere he comes He breaks an entry, winds in flues, and sneaks a peek at mums As kid I woke up early once and caught him in dad's bar He locked me in the privy, ain't the geezer wonderbar? Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis Jingle bells and dangling balls will trigger a psychosis Save me from the loaded sacks and eggnog breathed kenosis! Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis! If Elves in Black should seek my lists they have been cast away I've tottered of to North Bhutan for forty nights and days I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile so I'll be safe I think I vacated the funny farm, but hey, I am the shrink! Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis Mistletoes and wrapping prose will trigger a psychosis Save me from the shopping and inflation symbiosis Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis! © Peter Andersson 2005
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