I think I've
killed an angel

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"WISH I HAD AN ANGEL"
BY: NIGHTWISH



BONUS QUOTE:
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
HOMER SIMPSON
 
This parody won the Bronze Medal in AmIright's
Song of the Month of May 2010 Contest!

I don't know what they fuel on in Switzerland but it's gotta be something out of the ordinary. First they invented yodelling. Then they invented the cuckoo clock. Then they invented the safety vault. Now they have come up with the lofty idea to hire down and out actors to dress up as angels and stand on the side of the road to improve traffic safety. Click here to read more. The story doesn't yet foretell if this wingshield program will include gospellchecking your driver's licence, supplying directions to Route 666 for Dodge Vipers and/or yelling at drunks speeding by in fifth gear of the Apocalypse to keep driving towards the light...

I think I've killed an angel
Cos it stood on the road
I think I've killed an angel tonight

Speed was in my mind today
I took a drive outside and moved like a dart
Prepared to push it, wing and a pray'
My mind on home brew an' booty call hoes

Old habits die hard
On wings they die harder

I think I've killed an angel
One I rammed when I crashed
I think I've killed an angel
Though Bloody Marys I've downed
Say will God smite my dust
Burn my underwear to crust
If that I've killed an angel tonight

'Twas flapping 'round in flames of fuel
Dying angel cringing for a pool

Road kill they die hard
From high they die harder

I think I've killed an angel
Saw the glow, then the smash
I think I've killed an angel
The impact it was profound
Say will Satan here rush
For my fuzzy mind and tush
If that I'm doomed from Heaven tonight

BREAK FOR ME(N)TAL PURGATORY (SC)RAP SECTION

Drove for thrills, not to ill
Guess the Pearly Gate's outta sight
This is it, die on the bend
13:th, Friday, why didn't anyone remind me
Askance, no miss
It touched, my grille
Booty call will be with dark hordes

I wish I had more brain cells
This confession's rehashed
I wish I had more brain cells
I'd state an eyrie expound
But if coppers me bust
I best angel parts adjust
Forget I've killed an angel tonight

I think I've killed an angel
I wish I had more brain cells
I think I've killed an angel
I wish I had more brain cells



© Peter Andersson 2010

   

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