Paparazzi © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IN THE NAVY" BY: VILLAGE PEOPLE BONUS QUOTE: "I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints, they're upstairs in my socks." GROUCHO MARX		This parody won half the Bronze Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of May 2008 Contest! The times they are a-changing. Two generations ago all you had to do if you wanted to serve your fellow man and generic public interest was to learn how to handle a gun, shoot in self defence and join the military or the peace corps. Today you have to serve your fellow man's generic pubic interest by learning how to handle a camera, shoot first and join the arbitrary press corps. With that in mind I decided to enlist myself in giving this old song a much needed update. Where can you take pictures Be immune from lectures Learn fresh upskirtology Where can you be rude to Misfits who are into Snorted toxicology Where can it be worthwhile Catching warts and hostiles Study gerontology Sign up for the news stand Get some cash in your hand When a celeb's indiscreet Paparazzi Shoot Britney Spears without some fuzz Paparazzi Shoot Sandra Bullock on the bus Paparazzi Shoot Heidi Fleiss when she's not manned Paparazzi, paparazzi Catch Pee-wee Herman with the hand Paparazzi Shoot bloated Oprah shopping bran Paparazzi Shoot tweenie popstars at the mall Paparazzi Shoot David Beckham airing balls Paparazzi (Paparazzi) - Paparazzi (Ewww…) They want you, they want you They want you as a vulture too With an eye for dentures Hairstyle misadventures You'll be in the gravy fast Catch stars overweight Or when they're just irate Or after work in plaster cast Groupies who are too young Popstars who are well hung Snap them and you'll get the bling Start today and you'll be A good little nazi… I mean paparazzi, Gee… Paparazzi Snap at Naomi when she throws Paparazzi Snap Michael Jackson on the nose Paparazzi Be there when celebs take the stand Paparazzi, paparazzi Get a camera in your hand Paparazzi Be there when actors act offhand Paparazzi Snap Woody Allen with a niece Paparazzi Snap Paris Hilton wearing fleece Paparazzi (Paparazzi) - Paparazzi (Paparazzi) They want you, they want you They want you as a vulture too Who, me? They want you, they want you They want you as a vulture too But, but, but I'm afraid of brat packs! Hey, hey look man I get nauseous even watchin'em on TV! They want you Oh my goodness They want you What am I gonna do with a Hasselblad? They want you They want you Paparazzi Paparazzi Shoot Sly Stallone when he's not buff Paparazzi Shoot Homer Simpson with a Duff Paparazzi Shoot 50 Cent hang out the club Paparazzi, paparazzi Catch Gandolfini with the mob Paparazzi Shoot Condoleezza grooming Shrub Paparazzi Shoot every Spice Girl in the land Paparazzi Shoot everything that's in demand Paparazzi (Paparazzi) - Paparazzi (Paparazzi) © Peter Andersson 2008
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