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Pepper spray (A Christmas carol) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "YESTERDAY" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: Dear Santa: (-) I've been good all year (-) OK, most of the time (-) Once in a while (x) Fuck it, I'll buy my own shit UNKNOWN |
Song of the Month of December 2012 Contest! For old times sake, here's a/my Christmas song for 2012. Pepper spray I used up a whole can yesterday I'm not proud that it played out that way But I misused some pepper spray Suddenly Came a noise from the roof over me And I thought it was a burglary I grabbed the spray, quite hastily It was Christmas Eve, I'd forgot, the month and day I'd been drinking strong, and my mind had fade' away Pepper spray Just like mace it's working quite OK When I need to chase my ex away I keep around some pepper spray Why he'd come for me, I don't know, I've not been nice Old Nick I did wrong, when I sprayed him with that spice Pepper spray Lumps of coal I will get from this day I've been really, really bad you'd say On Santa Claus I pepper sprayed © Peter Andersson 2012 |
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