Not too happy with my apps © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS" BY: GARBAGE BONUS QUOTE: "A new survey found that 34 percent of Americans do not have a Facebook or Twitter account. There's even a name for those people - productive." JIMMY FALLON		This parody won the Silver Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of April 2013 Contest! No phones, pads, computers, interfaces or undeserved trade marks were harmed during the making of this parody - and in the name of artistic licence all the app names are made up (or so I think because when I tried some googling just to make sure I quickly realised that what's out there can be many times worse than anything I've been able to come up with on my screen). I'm not too happy with my apps I'm not too happy with My Pics Dilated And though I paid once to have it updated I'm not too happy with that app I've grown to loathe the cheap ones on my pad Why'd I pay to see The Pope Cross-Clad? I'm not too happy with that app When connection goes down Watch my mid finger on delete! When connection goes down Watch my mid finger on delete! I'm not too happy with my apps I will no more send voice through Nasal Twang I'll cop out of FCC Drinking Songs I'm not too happy with those apps I have a Strippers In The Dark I have Nevada's Flood & Shark Attack It's like a warning or alert for that I'm not too happy with those apps I'll have a presage that my Find A Ewe Will raise complaints among some farmers too I'm not too happy with that app When connection goes down (Watch my finger) Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger) When connection goes down (Watch my finger) Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger) When connection goes down (Watch my finger) Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger) When connection goes down (Watch my finger) I will hit so hard that key That long gone's my Word Square I'm not too happy with my apps I'm more than bored with Facebook's ad aggression I plan too soon make a bad app secession I'm not too happy with my apps (Get Emergency Rhymes For Free) I think my Gramp does better rap (Find A Ginger Tarts Bakery) I've not been lucky with that map (Find The Roots Of Your Family Tree) No-one is happy with that app (Pimp Your Parenting Skills With Wii) It's worse than Farmville, it's just crap Why's my forefinger on repeat? Why's my forefinger on repeat? Why's my forefinger on repeat? Why's my forefinger on repeat? Why's my forefinger on repeat? Why's my forefinger on repeat? © Peter Andersson 2013
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