Fashion portfolio © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SKIES OF MONGOLIA" BY: TREAT BONUS QUOTE: "I was so ugly that my mother used to feed me with a slingshot." RODNEY DANGERFIELD		This parody won the Silver Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of July 2010 Contest! Sometimes I think I should try a new career as a male supermodel, but alas, unless there's a sudden demand for supervillainmodels... I want out of my job, get up on display Make millions of bucks from posing each day Humping around with girls that are really tight But my face and my nose and bod to my shame Makes hangover ridden Saddam Hussein Look picturesque gay, if I'm to be polite There are pictures best out of sight In my fashion portfolio As a hang man in thong and pillow fight In my fashion portfolio When I get out at day the neighbours will cry Dogs will hurt as the sight cause blood from their eyes When over I bend, the crack makes them loose their mind And though looks at my face will drive kids insane I try best I can to dress to not cause you pain Stay in shadows and dusk to save folks from going blind There are pictures that weren't that bright In my fashion portfolio Like a sports fan in ring mail with a knight In my fashion portfolio When I stayed at the North Pole My sporadic farts would melt some glaciers whole I guess I'm not cool, alright There are pictures you'd tear at sight In my fashion portfolio Like the leather set from my wedding night In my fashion portfolio Portfolio There's no cash In my fashion portfolio I'm abashed By my fashion portfolio You'd get rash From my fashion portfolio © Peter Andersson 2010
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