Girls gawk (at my hiney) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "GIRL TALK" BY: THE DONNAS BONUS QUOTE: "I got my looks from my father, he's a plastic surgeon." UNKNOWN		This parody won the Bronze Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of September 2009 Contest! Here's a tail about the rock bottom side of rock bottom. H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked! H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked! They are on my ass again, it's true At that end I can't defend, it's true I'm sneaking down the halls Hide it to the walls Coworkers are seeking a view Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off I feel them spy, above my thighs Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney They see it's hard, with no trace of lard Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked! I'm no toy and I'm not dumb, it's true Just can't hide away this bum, it's true It's rock hard and it's small 'Course they get enthralled Everyone is seeking a view Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off I've got good genes, behind my jeans Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney They know it's fab, butt not up for grabs Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked! H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked! Every juggled glance It sticks like molasses - it's true God, I've had enough I'd think I'll start running - where, where, where? I'm getting nightly calls Numbers on the walls Every pinch is making me blue Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off They check the size, and not my eyes They gawk - they gawk - they gawk There's no excuse - it's my caboose Girls gawk - they think it's eye candy I worked it hard, butt I'm getting scarred Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney They think it's eye candy They think it's eye candy H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked! H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked! Tush! © Peter Andersson 2009
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