I didn't use the F-word © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE" BY: BILLY JOEL BONUS QUOTE: "Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers." DICEMAN		This parody won the Gold Medal (Woohoo!) in AmIright's Song of the Month of October 2007 Contest! Fellowship and funnelling French frie, fingerling Frontline, fountain, falter, fiddle, floozy and forgo Flabbergasted, fisted, fusion Focus, fester, freaky, fission Firecracker, firefighter, fortunate and flow Furthermore F-words Faraway, fan and fiords Funky, ferret, fling and fly, fondle, fetcher, flatulence Finger, flower, foreseen Franciscaners, fourteen Farsi, filo, flipper, fall flat, flyswatters and foes/friends I didn't use the F-word Did you feel annoyed at how that one's avoided? I didn't use the F-word I'll go on without it, you won't hear me shout it Footrace, fallen, fallacy Faster, feble, franchisee Fortuneteller, freeload, fellow, floating, fry, frock Flintstone, foe, firsthand Fettuccine, Finland Feeding, fleeing, frat, file, found and flock Feel, fine, females Fahrenheit and fading/fails Fragile, frogs and Floridans, ferment, flapjacks, falsifies Free, four, ferryman Freshwater and freshman Face-to-face, fireplace, fumble, forget, fruit, flies I didn't use the F-word It was effing tempting as the store was emptying I didn't use the F-word As four letters' going, on the line I'm toing Floating, flick, forestland Flagellated, freehand FUBAR, F.Y.I, F.C.C and F.B.I Flatulent and firewall Flu, flamingo, fastball Fox, feather, fungicide, formal and formaldehyde Faddy, folly, fence, fear This song has no rhyme here BJ missed, oh-oh, but it has one now though Few, flue, frequency Flamboyant and flibberti- gibbet, flicker, forlorn, Fibonacci, firstborn I didn't use the F-word But it's growing harder, can I keep the ardour? I didn't use the F-word Sure I will not use it, lest I must produce it! Firefly, fake, frown Frankenstein, facedown Fillings, foton, feebleminded, fragrance Fungus, first and formula Foetus, fruit and fibula Foal, fizz, flightplan, fisting, feat, flattering Fife, fault, farting, fumes Filksong, fee, finesse and flumes Frost and fresh, foam and fort, why is this verse three lines short? I didn't use the F-word I will spare you aural-ly from what's not moral I didn't use the F-word Where's that darn thesaurus? I'll mess up this chorus! Furniture, freelancing Flabbergasted (once again!) Foul, fate, forfeit, flagstaff, fingerplate Farewell, foretell, francophile Flummoxed, freckles, fertile Frappuccino, fork and fun, fogless, fakir, freeman Freewheel, fortune, foxy, fried Fuzzy, fetal, fluoride Foreign, frets, frivolous, fades, flap, fervent, floss Filipinos, fortyfour Flagellants and filthy floors Gee, what is this song good for! I can't do this anymore!!! Eff! I must use the F-word! Guess I had it coming, since I started humming Effff! I must use the F-word! Though my safe is cheap It will now be (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) Eff! I must use the F-word! And I'll keep on using as my muse is oozing Effff! I must use the F-word! I've been good at heaping so I'll keep on bleeping Effff! I must use the F-word! Now I've lost the battle, might just keep on rattle Effff! I must use the F-word! It was (bleep, bleep) boring, now it's (bleep, bleep) pouring Etc © Peter Andersson 2007
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