The zipper took it all © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL" BY: ABBA BONUS QUOTE: "Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better." UNKNOWN		This parody won the Silver Medal in AmIright's Song of the Month of October 2006 Contest! Parody writing can be hazardous to your health, take my word for it. There I was at home, quietly and peacefully pondering a couple of rhymes of the under-the-belt kind while at the same time liberating some used caffeine from internal circulation, when suddenly and quite painfully my muse cut me off in midthought to deliver a different bloody angle. Now some may argue that since I'm a man it was my muse that was cut off, and that may be, but I still managed to write this narrative tale about the (no longer) whole thing. I just had to squawk Hoping it was untrue No more squirting free Now that's history I'm slain beyond scarred And the nuts are gone too No more roll in hay Nothing to display The zipper took it all The hose and both de balls That piss turned toooo goryyyy Valedictory I was first alarmed Blinking I then stood there I flunked my future tense Built now like the Kens Having there at home A genitals are gone scare Gosh I lost my duals Zipping like a fool The goods where thrown on ice To no use (way too sliced) Yes somehow way down there I lost something dear The zipper took it all Remains are very small There's nothing much to see 12 inch' history Don't ask me how I piss Lest no-one will miss you Dude I cannot aim But I'm not a dame Since I lost my pride That place you don't go to So shut up I pray Jewel jokes' clichéd Adjudged here on the side Unlikely I'll now astride Spectators of my low Evermore plateau The time it took my friend A second poorly spent A big thing uninstalled The zipper took it all I don't want you gawk Shit happens, I've been had And in this here land No more I'll hold my gland I zipped up unwise And if you think that's bad There I've nothing, hence Now I've normal sense So you see The zipper took it aaaaaaaall The zipper took it aaaaaaaall That damned zipper Took it all off Both the ol' hose And the balls Cut to size Wasn't nice Down I stare "Bye-bye dear" It's been cut off Don't you boff © Peter Andersson 2006
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