I wrote my first parody song when I was 25, in as many years since I've completed 500, the symmetrical beauty of those numbers appeals to me even though they're coincidental. I don't do this for the money, fame or groupies (I've had none of that), I do it for the same reason my parents prefer solving crosswords over sitting passively in front of the TV, the same reason Olga Kotelko did her sudoku puzzles every day until she died healthy of old age; anima sana in corpore sano! My 500th PARODY SEPTEMBER 2015 (ON AMIRIGHT ONLY) NEW SONGS Pumpkin spice latte Eat the pets (Clickbaited) Rage rant Santa's Hos (pimps the Pole economy) Amazon's (webbed her in dependency) Printing dough (that can pass a cursory) UFO (made my ass an abductee) Bessie mooed (over udder luxery) Return to monke If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants I love climate change Trigger Warning! Detention for Bart (I'm gonna) Bang your mom All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals ABBA 1 2 3 4 5 AC/DC 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ace of Base 1 Adrenaline Rush 1 Aerosmith 1 2 3 Alannah Myles 1 Alestorm 1 Alice Cooper 1 2 Anna Book 1 (The) Aquabats 1 Astrid Lindgren 1 2 B.J Thomas 1 2 Babylon Zoo 1 Backstreet Boys 1 Baz Luhrmann 1 (The) Beatles 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Bif Naked 1 Billy Joel 1 Bing Crosy 1 Bloodhound Gang 1 Bob Marley 1 Bon Jovi 1 2 3 Bowling For Soup 1 Britney Spears 1 Cake 1 Carola 1 2 Cheap Trick 1 Chesney Hawkes 1 2 Childish Gambino 1 Clay Walker 1 Colin James 1 Coolio 1 Cornelis Vreeswijk 1 2 (The) Cure 1 Cygnets 1 Cyndi Lauper 1 David Bowie & Mick Jagger 1 David Lee Roth 1 Dennis Develin 1 Di Sma Under Jordi 1 2 Diablo Swing Orchestra 1 Dolly Parton 1 Don Gammie 1 (The) Donnas 1 2 3 Dr. Bombay 1 E-Type 1 Eddie Meduza 1 2 Ella Fitzgerald 1 Elvis Presley 1 2 Eminem 1 2 Europe 1 Eurythmics 1 (The) Fiery Furnaces 1 Flash & The Pan 1 Foo Fighters 1 2 Frank Sinatra 1 2 3 Garbage 1 2 3 Garth Brooks 1 Genesis 1 George Harrison 1 George Åby Eriksson och VM-laget 1974 1 Gilbert & Sullivan 1 Good Charlotte 1 Gordon Lightfoot 1 Grave Digger 1 (The) Greatest Showman 1 Green Day 1 2 3 Helix 1 Hooters 1 2 Human League 1 Traditional "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" 1 2 Traditional "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" 1 2 Traditional "If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands" 1 (The) Interrupters 1 Iron Maiden 1 2 Jamie O'Neal 1 Janis Joplin 1 2 Jimmy Buffett 1 Joan Jett & The Blackhearts 1 2 John Lennon 1 2 Johnny Cash 1 2 Jose Feliciano 1 2 3 Judas Priest 1 2 Julie Andrews 1 2 3 4 Justin McGurk 1 Katy Perry 1 Kimball & Jamison 1 Kiss 1 2 Kylie Minogue 1 2 Lasse Berghagen 1 Lazlo Bane 1 Lee Dorsey 1 Lemmy, Slim Jim & Danny B 1 2 Lesley Gore 1 Linda Ronstadt 1 Luke Bryan 1 LØLØ 1 Marc Bolan 1 Marilyn Manson 1 Megadeth 1 2 3 Michael Jackson 1 Michael Paynter 1 Mighty Mighty Bosstones 1 Miley Cyrus 1 (The) Morning After 1 Motorhead 1 2 3 4 5 6 (The) Muppets 1 Traditional "My Bonnie lies over the Ocean" 1 2 3 Natalie Cole 1 New Order 1 Nickelback 1 Nightwish 1 2 O.A.R. 1 Traditional "Old MacDonald had a farm" 1 2 3 Olivia Douglas 1 Partners In Kryme 1 Paul Simon 1 2 Peer Günt 1 Plain White T's 1 (The) Police 1 2 3 4 Portugal. The man 1 Prince 1 Queen 1 Rainbow 1 (The) Ramones 1 2 3 4 Ray Parker JR 1 2 Reel Big Fish 1 Ricky Martin 1 Rose Tattoo 1 2 Roterfeld 1 Roy Orbison 1 Traditional "Rudolph the red-nosed raindeer" 1 Sator 1 2 Saxon 1 Scorpions 1 2 Scott McKenzie 1 2 3 Secret Service 1 Seether 1 Seventh Heaven 1 Shanks & Bigfoot 1 Sinead O’Connor 1 2 Sinner 1 Sirenia 1 Skew Siskin 1 Smokie 1 (The) Spin 1 Squeeze 1 Swedish Traditional "Staffan var en stalledräng" 1 2 Status Quo 1 2 3 Sugar Stems 1 Taco 1 Theme Song "The Addams Family" 1 Tiamat 1 Tom Petty 1 Treat 1 2 Traditional "Twinkle twinkle little star" 1 Twisted Sister 1 Van Halen 1 2 3 Village People 1 2 Warrant 1 2 Weird Al Yankovic 1 2 3 Whitesnake 1 (The) Who 1 Willie Nelson 1 2 Y & T 1 ZZ Top 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 |
These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson; my ongoing mission is to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Chrome or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE The best songs for running ever made A SUBPAGE THAT STARTED AS A MINOR SIDE PROJECT - NOW MY MOST POPULAR LINK WITH MORE THAN 5000 VISITORS DURING SUMMER MONTHS - LAST UPDATED 2024-12-21 MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES [ Top 10 English ] [ Top 10 Swedish ] [ More in Swedish ] [ Food ] [ Chocolate ] [ Coffee ] [ Relations ] [ Kids ] [ School ] [ Parental Guidance ] [ On the web ] [ Animals ] [ Celebs ] [ Sports ] [ Health & Medicine ] [ Work ] [ Money ] [ Cars ] [ Clothes ] [ Weather ] [ History ] [ (Fake) News ] [ Religion ] [ Christmas ] [ Horror ] [ Lord of the Rings ] [ Star Wars ] [ Star Trek ] [ Misc Sci-Fi ] [ Writing ] [ Miscellaneous ] AND SORTED BY ORGINAL PERFORMER A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z MY PARODY WRITING FRIEND JACK FLETCHER OFFERED TO RECORD ONE OF MY PARODIES, I TOLD HIM HE COULD CHOOSE FREELY, HERE'S "REINDEER HORN BUYERS GET ELK POOP FOR FREE" OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS, MOSTLY IN SWEDISH [ Så är det här, i vårat land ] [ Svenska X-Men ] [ A letter from evil ] [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ] [ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ] [ Arbete ] [ Ett Ettrim ] [ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ] ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH "I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." MILTON BERLE I must take a selfie Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis I hereby announce my candidacy To Snow White they make love Not too happy with my apps A few of my favorite streaks I didn't use the F-word Windows 95 TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH "De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare." RAYMOND CHANDLER Lösenordsvisan Grönsaksjuicepress PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan) Vi är svenska modebloggar Dammsugarpåsen T28 Ericsson Fistad utav Comviq Mera bröstmjölk Mera skatter Battle Rap på Svenska MORE IN SWEDISH "Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling. Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling." KARL CINROT Kafkaesk Lönepott Finansministern Vi läkarsekreterare Brevet från långvården Brevet från studentkolonien Stefan fyller gubbe nu Baklåst flopp FOOD "A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter." UNKNOWN Bacon What a pie! Hamburger Waiter! Waiter! John Doe vegan had a farm Bacon's overhead when piggies fly I'll miss the candy and the brandy CHOCOLATE "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" SANDRA DYKES Gimmie, gimmie (pink) chocolate I want my chocolate Bonbons goodbye All that I want COFFEE "Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill." UNKNOWN Black coffee I want my joe black Pumpkin spice latte I'm gonna need more caffeine RELATIONS "The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious." HELEN ROWLANDS Did my Instagram get more likings than her Yelp review tonight? On top of my girl Voicemail Still not wed Chick flick to eye I get just one date only (Whales aren't as) Large as my wife She's freezing Female silence Picked a booger Had a sext from bae Playing with squirt guns (I'm gonna) Bang your mom KIDS "Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying." DOUG STANHOPE My (teenage) children say Toys just wish you'd stay young Go away now, Disney's Frozen So cucked is your dad So fat is your mom Homely sty SCHOOL "I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." WINSTON CHURCHILL Sleuth principal Detention for Bart The High School Faculty Yellow substitutes Sundae truck If you're groping at Strip School bistro PARENTAL GUIDANCE "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" GEORGE CARLIN Show the nuts Superweird ejaculate Restraining (No Nut November) Girls gawk (at my hiney) If you're going to strip alfresco Doing stand-up in a lesbian bar Wife searched for porn with Ken I'll make a clone I can smooch Girls of the Playboy Mansion Stripper girl (Get offa stage!) I help myself to loving ewes We don't trust the vet with sheep alone Perverts been clicking on my mouse Worst dick pic I've ever sent Hunted (by a flock of ewes) The zipper took it all Handstyles of the master baiters Miniscule ON THE WEB "Freedom defined is freedom denied." ILLUMINATUS Ungoogleable Gay Smurfs (Rule 34) Swiped left on Tinder Smombies in the streets The scale is tweeting my weight Teenage music download pirates Amazon's (webbed her in dependency) Dank memes (are spread through tweets) Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong If you're blessed (A true friend cleans your history) ANIMALS "When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling." MIKAL RODE You do know that Pokemons kill? Return to monke (I'm too old for) Another ewe The pandas won't fuck Dog ate the postman Stuck with old Yeller Dogs throw up on me Daisy bats at gnats Bessie mooed (over udder luxery) My casting couch, they've worn it down Eat the pets CELEBS "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Cosplay everything My stalker left me for George Clooney Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris I can take Jean-Claude van Damme I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus Nobody 'grams like you Putting off the hicks Paparazzi SPORTS "When you lose, don't lose the lesson." PRABU KUMARAN Crossfit zombie Always happy when I run Dumpster pair of Nikes Chafe and diarrhea In the hills Missed the trailmarker A fan without his trousers *Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle* Carry your wife and I'll carry mine I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day HEALTH & MEDICINE "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die." UNKNOWN Slight crazy from quarantine (Don't give me) Covid Don't come here with Covid, keep distance - do you mind? Gettin' Covid a-loco Covid-19 I've had every care I've OCD, need help Dick needs vasectomy Somebody get Xanax for my shrink (Some days I) Look like a troll Viagra and Nitro don't mix Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft I wanna be updated Painkillers WORK "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough money not to quit." GEORGE CARLIN When the corne is out of Park and Venton If you're going to eat al desko When will I get off Getting up Monday morning Where has my vacation gone Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun MONEY "All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." UNKNOWN My check needs some zeros Thingamajig guarantee (Fine print version) Supply chain issues Sale's gone wild! Health care plan Gambling class loser Fisted in the fine print I'll pay my taxes with a smile Printing dough (that can pass a cursory) CARS "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." JOSEPH COSSMAN Be fined - When you're dead! Kangaroos (vs Volvos) Patching it with Scotch I think I've killed an angel Baby, you can't drive that car NASCAR techies stole my car Herbie goes to prison CLOTHES "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." OSCAR WILDE She loves shoes Fashion portfolio My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer A man should not wear tights Mourning my worn out denim Sexy in long johns In my drawer WEATHER "A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." CARL REINER Waterlogged A better off climate I love climate change Sweden's in long johns Where's that global warming? Easy ways to fight the (global) warming HISTORY "Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." ROBERT A HEINLEIN Hitler's testicle He freed the slaves Troglodyte 15 girls to taste for Hitler Living next tree to Lucy Achilles (FAKE) NEWS "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." GROUCHO MARX Trigger Warning! If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants We're gonna block (you) How can they forget Trump when he's always on their minds Any fun at all (You can't have it) Trump is the one the whole World blames their problems on Cheesecake of the revolution A genius indeed Naked snowmen Done with the press Know the news are fake My mom blames all on Donald Left side has some borders they like The thought police Trump president Wrestling CNN 24 hours away MSM RELIGION "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." DOUGLAS ADAMS Diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration I'm not the one and only At the Pearl' Gates (In row) I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy) To the light! CHRISTMAS "What's so special about Christmas? Men who think they are God are being born every day." UNKNOWN Ho! Ho! Ho! The adults swear Living on Tomteskum Pepper spray (A Christmas carol) I want the Necronomicon for Christmas I want a pimped-up casting couch for Christmas Santa's Hos (pimps the Pole economy) I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus The drones they fly Yule desecration Santa avoids me He only comes once a year Sees all (does that nosy Northpoler) Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song) HORROR "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." UNKNOWN My mama read (the Necronomicon) She's back (The pussy has come home) Feng Shui taught by Vlad Lizzy Borden took an axe They're on sale now, in my pet shop Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels The higher her net weight, the sweeter the platelets Zombies' given me a scar Followed by gnomes Medieval dungeon Undead man LORD OF THE RINGS "Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes." HENRY DAVID THOREAU Carry the ring Ancient Sauron had a ring Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines The Saruman Orc army campfire song (You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog (You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty (You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog) STAR WARS "A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything." MR CRANKY Crazy ass battle droid, lasers my hemorrhoids I have seen a Wookie (in heat) No more Mister Jedi Working on a Death Star STAR TREK "The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." TOM CLANCY Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh Raspberry Batleth Seven of Nine Cubes in motion Red Ensign shirt Our chef is Neelix Human! Give me oomox! MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION "The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed." WILLIAM GIBSON Crop circles forming on my farm UFO (made my ass an abductee) I wanna know (the truth is out there) You'll never know where your clones are S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem) When blown-up, why's The Hulk in pants? OMG! Oh-La-La! WRITING "Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space." ORSON SCOTT CARD An acronymed life in three letters major If I could write for magazines I subscribe to Writer's block, when's it gonna end? Write Parodies Pimp MISCELLANEOUS "I doubt, therefore I might be." UNKNOWN Ditty Making friends (Straight to) DVD New human rights (Clickbaited) Rage rant Woke up with my teddy-bear I can't help it that I'm grumpy Rudolph the outback redneck The genre called Russian folklore This postal song wants your stamp of approval I'm gonna show myself out |
BEAT ME TO THE BEAT In the early 10s there was like an explosion of free and legal music to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Almost daily I downloaded some and then I ran it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself made coffee or something. Anyway, here below are links to the best of them that are still around, for reasons expanded slightly on in the footnote below I think the phenomenon has peaked. EKTOPLAZM Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM. THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP) Kind of like Nerdcore Now (which since has gone dead) but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals. SONG FIGHT Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last years came from here. FINGERTIPS This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens. SCRUB CLUB RECORDS More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN. DATPIFF Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm. JAMENDO Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here. Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal mp3s that is not listed here above? Click here to mail me! |
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