I wrote my first parody song when I was 25, in as many years since I've completed 500, the symmetrical beauty of those numbers appeals to me even though they're coincidental. I don't do this for the money, fame or groupies (I've had none of that), I do it for the same reason my parents prefer solving crosswords over sitting passively in front of the TV, the same reason Olga Kotelko did her sudoku puzzles every day until she died healthy of old age; anima sana in corpore sano!

My 500th PARODY
SEPTEMBER 2015
(ON AMIRIGHT ONLY)




JULY 2016
FIVE NEW SONGS

You do know that Pokemons kill?

When will I get off

Peace with The Donald

Ungoogleable

Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang



JUNE 2016
FIVE NEW SONGS

Somebody get Xanax for my shrink

Had a sext from bae

Schlong America

Bacon

Let us get the rights
to your phone




MAY 2016
TWO NEW SONGS

Sundae truck

When Trump sends out a tweet (pundits laugh too)



APRIL 2016
THREE NEW SONGS

Swiped left on Tinder

Hunted (by a
flock of ewes)


Offshore banking



MARCH 2016
TWO NEW SONGS

Trump president

Trump is everywhere



NY SÅNG PÅ SVENSKA

Dammsugarpåsen



Here be Parodies

All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals

ABBA
1 2

AC/DC
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Ace of Base
1

Aerosmith
1

Alice Cooper
1

Anna Book
1

(The) Aquabats
1

Astrid Lindgren
1 2

B.J Thomas
1 2

Babylon Zoo
1

Baz Luhrmann
1

(The) Beatles
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Beck
1

Bif Naked
1

Billy Joel
1

Black Sabbath
1 2

Bob Marley
1

Bon Jovi
1 2 3 4

Bowling For Soup
1

Bryan Adams
1

Carl Douglas
1

Carola
1 2

Chesney Hawkes
1 2

Cinderella
1 2 3

Clay Walker
1

Coolio
1

Cornelis Vreeswijk
1 2

Cyndi Lauper
1 2

Danger Danger
1

David Bowie & Mick Jagger
1

Di sma under jordi
1 2

(The) Donnas
1 2

(The) Doors
1

Drain STH
1

E-Type
1 2

Eddie Meduza
1 2

Elvis Presley
1

Eminem
1 2

Europe
1

Flash & The Pan
1 2 3

Frank Sinatra
1 2 3 4

Garbage
1 2 3

Garth Brooks
1

Genesis
1

George Harrison
1

George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
1

Gilbert & Sullivan
1

Girlschool
1

(The) Godfathers
1

Gordon Lightfoot
1

Grave Digger
1

Green Day
1 2 3

Heart
1

Hinder
1

Hooters
1 2

Human League
1

Traditional
”I saw Mommy kissing
Santa Claus”
1 2 3

Traditional
”I want a hippopotamus
for Christmas”
1

Traditional
”If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands”
1

Iron Maiden
1

Janis Joplin
1

Jethro Tull
1

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1

John Lennon
1

John Paul Young
1

Johnny Cash
1 2

Jose Feliciano
1

Judas Priest
1 2 3

Julie Andrews
1 2 3 4 5 6

Katy Perry
1 2

Kelly Clarkson
1 2

Kiss
1 2

Kylie Minogue
1 2

Lambretta
1

Lasse Berghagen
1

Lee Dorsey
1

Lesley Gore
1

Linda Ronstadt
1

Marilyn Manson
1

Maya feat the Tamperer
1 2

Theme Song
”Meet the Flintstones”
1 2 3 4

Megadeth
1 2

Michael Monroe
1

Milli Vanilli
1

Morton
1

Motorhead
1 2 3 4

Traditional
”My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean”
1 2 3 4 5 6

Natalie Cole
1

New Order
1

Nickelback
1

Nightwish
1 2

Traditional
”Old MacDonald
had a farm”
1 2

Partners In Kryme
1

Paul Simon
1 2

Pet Shop Boys
1

(The) Police
1

Prince
1

Queen
1

Rainbow
1 2 3

(The) Ramones
1 2 3 4

Ratt
1 2

Ray Parker JR
1 2

Right Said Fred
1

Rose Tattoo
1

Roy Orbison
1

Running Wild
1

Saxon
1

Scorpions
1

Scott McKenzie
1 2

Seether
1 2

Shanks & Bigfoot
1

Sinead O’Connor
1

Sinner
1

Sirenia
1

Skew Siskin
1

Skid Row
1

Smokie
1 2

Spice Girls
1

(The) Spin
1

Squeeze
1

Swedish Traditional
”Staffan var en stalledräng”
1 2

Status Quo
1 2 3

Steppenwolf
1

Sugababes
1

Sugar Stems
1

Taco
1

Theme Song
”The Addams Family”
1 2

The Morning After
1

Tiamat
1

Tom Petty
1

Treat
1

Van Halen
1 2 3 4

Village People
1 2 3 4

Warrant
1 2

Whitesnake
1

(The) Who
1 2

ZZ Top
1 2 3 4

2 Unlimited
1 2

Traditional
”99 bottles of beer
on the wall”
1

 

MIB:s Most Wanted?These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and my ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE
The best songs for running ever made
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MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
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ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON

Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE

I must take a selfie

Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free

I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

I hereby announce my candidacy

The genre called Russian folklore

Not too happy with my apps

A few of my favorite streaks

I didn't use the F-word

Windows 95



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TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH

"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER

Lösenordsvisan

Grönsaksjuicepress

PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)

Vi är svenska modebloggar

Dammsugarpåsen

T28 Ericsson

Fistad utav Comviq

Mera bröstmjölk

Mera skatter

Battle Rap på Svenska



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MORE IN SWEDISH

"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."

KARL CINROT

Kafkaesk

Lönepott

Finansministern

Vi läkarsekreterare

Brevet från långvården

Brevet från studentkolonien

Stefan fyller gubbe nu

Baklåst flopp

Nej till allt!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HEALTH & MEDICINE

"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."

UNKNOWN

I've had every care

Dick needs vasectomy

Somebody get Xanax for my shrink

Viagra and Nitro don't mix

Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft

Bacon flu (fills the other side)

I wanna be updated

The bird flu

Painkillers



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
FOOD

"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."

UNKNOWN

Bacon

Waiter! Waiter!

I want my joe black

I'm gonna need more caffeine

This is the diet that carries my name

Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis

One part beef (The European lasagna song)

If you're groping at Strip School bistro

Weight loss scams



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHOCOLATE

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
SANDRA DYKES

I want my chocolate!

If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger

Bonbons goodbye

All that I want



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
BEER

"Be wary of strong drinks, they can make
you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."

ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Ode to beer

Raise your beers

As a beer falls away

My tipsy broad

Blacked out again



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELATIONS

"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."

HELEN ROWLANDS

Voicemail

Chick flick to eye

Swiped left on Tinder

Circles 'round your wife

In-laws be gone

Female silence

Meet the parents

Meet the planners

Meet the lawyers

Running with scissors

I get just one date only

If I'm gonna be your lover
you gotta get rid those kids




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KIDS

"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."

DOUG STANHOPE

Babysitting

My pony is lost in the forest

Sundae truck

Toys just wish you'd stay young



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SCHOOL

"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."

WINSTON CHURCHILL

The High School Faculty

Yellow substitutes

Philomaths



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PARENTAL GUIDANCE

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN

Show the nuts

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

If you're going to strip alfresco

Wife searched for porn with Ken

I'll make a clone I can smooch

I help myself to loving ewes

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

I can't help it that I'm yucky

Must you break the wind (when we're making love)

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone

Perverts been clicking on my mouse

Hunted (by a flock of ewes)

She sent a male enhancer

The zipper took it all

Yellow substitute

Plug & Play



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
ANIMALS

"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE

You do know that Pokemons kill?

The pandas won't fuck

My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!

Stuck with old Yeller

Dogs throw up on me



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CELEBS

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Paparazzi

I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus

Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris

I can take Jean-Claude van Damme

Svelte, frail and centerfold

Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band

Mike Tyson is bonking for money



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SPORTS

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN

Always happy when I run

Dumpster pair of Nikes

Bleeding from a stone

Missed the trailmarker

A fan without his trousers

*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*

Carry your wife and I'll carry mine

Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang

I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day

He's too chewy

Soccer mom



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CARS

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN

Be fined - When you're dead!

Herbie goes to prison

I think I've killed an angel

Driving my Ford from Henry

Baby, you can't drive that car

NASCAR techies stole my car

Am I in the wrong lane



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WORK

"Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and paid just enough money not to quit."

GEORGE CARLIN

When the corne is out of Park and Venton

When will I get off

Where has my vacation gone?

Getting up Monday morning

Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun

Users, Please forget my number



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MONEY

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."

UNKNOWN

Tax too much

Health care plan

Offshore banking

Gambling class loser

Fisted in the fine print

I'll pay my taxes with a smile



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CLOTHES

"Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months."

OSCAR WILDE

She loves shoes

Selling my thong

Fashion portfolio

My Pro Wrestling
wardrobe designer


Mourning my worn out denim

Sexy in long johns

In my drawer



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GADGETS

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
STEPHEN LEACOCK

Spin upon my ice cream cone

The scale is tweeting my weight

How do I work out this phone

Had a sext from bae

Bumper nuts



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WEATHER

"A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
CARL REINER

We're tired
(Sod off November!)


Sweden's in long johns

Where's that global warming?

Easy ways to fight the (global) warming

I will kick the bucket unless the pouring ends

Waterlogged



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HISTORY

"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Hitler's testicle

He freed the slaves

Troglodyte

15 girls to taste for Hitler

Living next tree to Lucy

Achilles



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WORLD POLITICS

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX

Peace with The Donald

Trump president

Schlong America

Trump is everywhere

Let us get the rights to your phone

When Trump sends out a tweet (pundits laugh too)

Low voltage (for a Bush)

(The) Donald

New human rights

What could go wrong?

Putting off the hicks

Breaking the law (Dubya iPod version)

24 hours away

In Al-Qaida

SOPA

You owe Hu Jintao



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RELIGION

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

DOUGLAS ADAMS

Diluvian kinky bonk
tar defenestration


Lukewarm theory

I'm not the one and only

I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)

God gave rednecks their guns

The Papal Family

Born to be Pope



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CHRISTMAS

"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."

UNKNOWN

Pepper spray (A Christmas carol)

I want the Necronomicon for Christmas

The drones they fly

Santa avoids me

Yule desecration

He only comes once a year

I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus

Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)

Santa comes tonight

Spot the reindeers

You should ho by now

I saw Santa in the zombie horde



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WRITING

"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."

ORSON SCOTT CARD

Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

An acronymed life in three letters major

If I could write for magazines I subscribe to

If I weren't out o' mind

Fallen on hard rhymes

Write Parodies

I want a blog

Pimp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HORROR

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN

(Bury me far from) Stephen King

Feng Shui taught by Vlad

Lizzy Borden took an axe

They're on sale now, in my pet shop

Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels

Zombies' given me a scar

Smombies in the streets

Followed by gnomes

Radioactive island

Undead man



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LORD OF THE RINGS

"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Frodo

Carry the ring

Ancient Sauron had a ring

Can I chop Orc with you girl?

Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)

(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog

(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty

(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire



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STAR WARS

"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY

No more Mister Jedi

Sith eye on the Jedi

I have seen a Wookie (in heat)

Working on a Death Star



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STAR TREK

"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."

TOM CLANCY

Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh

Raspberry Batleth

Seven of Nine

Inaprovaline

Cubes in motion

Red Ensign shirt

Our chef is Neelix

Human! Give me oomox!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION

"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."

WILLIAM GIBSON

Crop circles forming on my farm

I bet you'll be probed up the back door

You'll never know where your clones are

S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem)

OMG! Oh-La-La!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS

"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN

Ditty

Homely sty

Get the digit

Flip the bird

Ancle bracelet

I burp and hurl

(Straight to) DVD

Go away now, Disney's Frozen

E'er I post a selfie the net will be hotter

Everyone in our nation

Teenage music download pirates

You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam

99 callers ahead in the queue

Ungoogleable




© Peter Andersson

 

Here be parody recordings
BEAT ME TO
THE BEAT

In the early 10s there was like an explosion of free and legal music to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Almost daily I downloaded some and then I ran it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself made coffee or something. Anyway, here below are links to the best of them that are still around, for reasons expanded slightly on in the footnote below I think the phenomenon has peaked.


EKTOPLAZM

Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM.


THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP)

Kind of like Nerdcore Now (which since has gone dead) but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals.


SONG FIGHT

Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last years came from here.


FINGERTIPS

This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens.


SCRUB CLUB RECORDS

More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN.


DATPIFF

Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm.


JAMENDO

Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here.



Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal mp3s that is not listed here above?

Click here to mail me!




FOOTNOTE 2014-JULY-21

It seems that pure mp3-sites are becoming more and more rare, maybe because music videos now have become so easy to make. Personally, that bugs me some, because I have no interest in staring at any sort of screen while I'm running. Since that is what I want mp3s for I have lately found myself drifting somewhat towards the emerging podcast scene, here are links to five such sites about running slash training.

TRAILRUNNER NATION

RUNNER ACADEMY

ULTRARUNNER PODCAST

RUNNERS CONNECT

BEN GREENFIELD FITNESS


   

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