I wrote my first parody song when I was 25, in as many years since I've completed 500, the symmetrical beauty of those numbers appeals to me even though they're coincidental. I don't do this for the money, fame or groupies (I've had none of that), I do it for the same reason my parents prefer solving crosswords over sitting passively in front of the TV, the same reason Olga Kotelko did her sudoku puzzles every day until she died healthy of old age; anima sana in corpore sano!
My 500th PARODY
(ON AMIRIGHT ONLY)
FOUR NEW SONGS
My check needs
Sees all (does that
I'll miss the candy
and the brandy
If you're blessed
(A true friend cleans
MY BEST OF THE
Still not wed
Woke up with
Handstyles of the
Mordor Orc in
the Sauron lines
MY BEST SO FAR
My mom blames
all on Donald
All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals
1 2 3
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Ace of Base
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14
1 2 3
Bowling For Soup
David Bowie & Mick Jagger
David Lee Roth
Di sma under jordi
Flash & The Pan
1 2 3
George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
Gilbert & Sullivan
”I saw Mommy kissing
”I want a hippopotamus
”If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands”
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1 2 3
1 2 3
1 2 3 4 5 6
Kimball & Jamison
1 2 3
1 2 3 4
”My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean”
1 2 3 4
had a farm”
1 2 3
Partners In Kryme
1 2 3 4
Ray Parker JR
1 2 3
Shanks & Bigfoot
”Staffan var en stalledräng”
1 2 3 4
”The Addams Family”
The Morning After
1 2 3 4
1 2 3 4
These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson; my ongoing mission is to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Chrome or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE
The best songs for running ever made
A SUBPAGE THAT STARTED AS A MINOR SIDE PROJECT - NOW MY MOST POPULAR LINK
WITH MORE THAN 5000 VISITORS DURING SUMMER MONTHS - LAST UPDATED 2017-06-10
MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
[ Top 10 English ] [ Top 10 Swedish ] [ More in Swedish ] [ Health & Medicine ]
[ Food ] [ Chocolate ] [ Coffee ] [ Relations ] [ Kids ] [ School ] [ Parental Guidance ]
[ Animals ] [ Celebs ] [ Sports ] [ Cars ] [ Work ] [ Money ] [ Clothes ] [ Gadgets ]
[ Weather ] [ History ] [ (Fake) News ] [ Religion ] [ Christmas ] [ Writing ]
[ Horror ] [ Lord of the Rings ] [ Star Wars ] [ Star Trek ] [ Misc Sci-Fi ]
[ Miscellaneous ]
AND SORTED BY ORGINAL PERFORMER
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MY PARODY WRITING FRIEND JACK FLETCHER OFFERED TO RECORD ONE OF MY PARODIES, I TOLD HIM HE COULD CHOOSE FREELY, HERE'S "REINDEER HORN BUYERS GET ELK POOP FOR FREE"
OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS, MOSTLY IN SWEDISH
[ Så är det här, i vårat land ] [ Svenska X-Men ]
[ A letter from evil ] [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ]
[ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ] [ Arbete ] [ Ett Ettrim ]
[ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ]
ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
I must take a selfie
Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free
I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
I hereby announce my candidacy
The genre called Russian folklore
Not too happy with my apps
A few of my favorite streaks
I didn't use the F-word
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH
"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)
Vi är svenska modebloggar
Fistad utav Comviq
Battle Rap på Svenska
MORE IN SWEDISH
"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."
Brevet från långvården
Brevet från studentkolonien
Stefan fyller gubbe nu
HEALTH & MEDICINE
"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."
I've had every care
Dick needs vasectomy
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
(Some days I) Look like a troll
Viagra and Nitro don't mix
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
I wanna be updated
The bird flu
"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."
Weight loss scams
John Doe vegan had a farm
This is the diet that carries my name
Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis
One part beef (The European lasagna song)
I'll miss the candy and the brandy
"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
I want my chocolate
All that I want
Gonna binge on Rocky Road
"Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill."
I want my joe black
I'm gonna need more caffeine
"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."
Still not wed
Chick flick to eye
Swiped left on Tinder
I get just one date only
If I'm gonna be your lover
you gotta get rid those kids
(Whales aren't as)
Large as my wife
Picked a booger
Had a sext from bae
Playing with squirt guns
"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."
Teenage music download pirates
Toys just wish you'd stay young
Go away now, Disney's Frozen
So fat is your mom
So cucked is your dad
"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."
The High School Faculty
If you're groping at Strip School bistro
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
Show the nuts
Girls gawk (at my hiney)
If you're going to strip alfresco
Wife searched for porn with Ken
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I help myself to loving ewes
Girls of the Playboy Mansion
I can't help it that I'm yucky
Must you break the wind (when we're making love)
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
Perverts been clicking on my mouse
Hunted (by a flock of ewes)
She sent a male enhancer
The zipper took it all
Handstyles of the
"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
You do know that Pokemons kill?
The pandas won't fuck
Stuck with old Yeller
Dogs throw up on me
(I'm too old for) Another ewe
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."
Putting off the hicks
Nobody 'grams like you
I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus
Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris
I can take Jean-Claude van Damme
"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
Always happy when I run
Dumpster pair of Nikes
Chafe and diarrhea
Missed the trailmarker
A fan without his trousers
*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*
Carry your wife and I'll carry mine
I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo
Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang
I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day
"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
Be fined - When you're dead!
Kangaroos (vs Volvos)
Patching it with Scotch
I think I've killed an angel
Baby, you can't drive that car
NASCAR techies stole my car
Herbie goes to prison
"Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and paid just enough money not to quit."
When the corne is out of Park and Venton
If you're going to eat al desko
When will I get off
Getting up Monday morning
Where has my vacation gone
Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun
"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."
Tax too much
Health care plan
Gambling class loser
Fisted in the fine print
My check needs some zeros
I'll pay my taxes with a smile
"Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months."
She loves shoes
Selling my thong
My Pro Wrestling
Mourning my worn out denim
Sexy in long johns
In my drawer
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
Spin upon my ice cream cone
The scale is tweeting my weight
How do I work out this phone
Woke up with my teddy-bear
(Stuck with IKEA on) Mars
"A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
(Sod off November!)
Sweden's in long johns
Where's that global warming?
Easy ways to fight the (global) warming
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN
He freed the slaves
15 girls to taste for Hitler
Living next tree to Lucy
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Know the news are fake
My mom blames all on Donald
Left side has some borders they like
They're spotting comrades
in the Trump Towers
The thought police
24 hours away
Milk be nazi
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Diluvian kinky bonk
I'm not the one and only
God gave rednecks their guns
I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)
"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."
Living on Tomteskum
Pepper spray (A Christmas carol)
I want the Necronomicon for Christmas
I want a pimped-up casting couch for Christmas
I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus
The drones they fly
Santa avoids me
He only comes once a year
Sees all (does that nosy Northpoler)
Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)
"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."
ORSON SCOTT CARD
An acronymed life in three letters major
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
Writer's block, when's it gonna end?
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
(Bury me far from) Stephen King
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Lizzy Borden took an axe
They're on sale now, in my pet shop
Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels
Zombies' given me a scar
Smombies in the streets
Followed by gnomes
LORD OF THE RINGS
"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
Carry the ring
Ancient Sauron had a ring
Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines
(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog
(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty
(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire
Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)
"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
No more Mister Jedi
Sith eye on the Jedi
I have seen a Wookie (in heat)
Working on a Death Star
"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."
Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh
Seven of Nine
Cubes in motion
Red Ensign shirt
Our chef is Neelix
Human! Give me oomox!
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION
"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."
Crop circles forming on my farm
I bet you'll be probed up the back door
You'll never know where your clones are
S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem)
"I doubt, therefore I might be."
Flip the bird
(Straight to) DVD
If you're blessed (A true friend cleans your history)
New human rights
BEAT ME TO
In the early 10s there was like an explosion of free and legal music to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Almost daily I downloaded some and then I ran it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself made coffee or something. Anyway, here below are links to the best of them that are still around, for reasons expanded slightly on in the footnote below I think the phenomenon has peaked.
Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM.
THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP)
Kind of like Nerdcore Now (which since has gone dead) but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals.
Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last years came from here.
This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens.
SCRUB CLUB RECORDS
More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN.
Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm.
Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here.
Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal mp3s that is not listed here above?
Click here to mail me!
It seems that pure mp3-sites are becoming more and more rare, maybe because music videos now have become so easy to make. Personally, that bugs me some, because I have no interest in staring at any sort of screen while I'm running. Since that is what I want mp3s for I have lately found myself drifting somewhat towards the emerging podcast scene, here are links to some such sites about running slash training.EAST COAST ULTRA
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