I wrote my first parody song when I was 25, in as many years since I've completed 500, the symmetrical beauty of those numbers appeals to me even though they're coincidental. I don't do this for the money, fame or groupies (I've had none of that), I do it for the same reason my parents prefer solving crosswords over sitting passively in front of the TV, the same reason Olga Kotelko did her sudoku puzzles every day until she died healthy of old age; anima sana in corpore sano!

My 500th PARODY
SEPTEMBER 2015
(ON AMIRIGHT ONLY)




NEW SONGS

Supply chain issues

Return to monke

If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants

We're gonna block (you)

I love climate change

Trigger Warning!

How can they
forget Trump
when he's always
on their minds


Slight crazy
from quarantine


Detention for Bart

(I'm gonna) Bang
your mom




Here be Parodies

All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals

ABBA
1 2 3 4 5

AC/DC
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ace of Base
1

Adrenaline Rush
1

Aerosmith
1 2 3

Alannah Myles
1

Alestorm
1

Alice Cooper
1 2

Anna Book
1

(The) Aquabats
1

Astrid Lindgren
1 2

B.J Thomas
1 2

Babylon Zoo
1

Backstreet Boys
1

Baz Luhrmann
1

(The) Beatles
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13

Bif Naked
1

Billy Joel
1

Bing Crosy
1

Bloodhound Gang
1

Bob Marley
1

Bon Jovi
1 2 3

Bowling For Soup
1

Britney Spears
1

Cake
1

Carola
1 2

Cheap Trick
1

Chesney Hawkes
1 2

Childish Gambino
1

Clay Walker
1

Colin James
1

Coolio
1

Cornelis Vreeswijk
1 2

(The) Cure
1

Cygnets
1

Cyndi Lauper
1

David Bowie & Mick Jagger
1

David Lee Roth
1

Dennis Develin
1

Di Sma Under Jordi
1 2

Diablo Swing Orchestra
1

Dolly Parton
1

Don Gammie
1

(The) Donnas
1 2 3

Dr. Bombay
1

E-Type
1

Eddie Meduza
1 2

Ella Fitzgerald
1

Elvis Presley
1 2

Eminem
1 2

Europe
1

Eurythmics
1

(The) Fiery Furnaces
1

Flash & The Pan
1

Foo Fighters
1 2

Frank Sinatra
1 2 3

Garbage
1 2 3

Garth Brooks
1

Genesis
1

George Harrison
1

George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
1

Gilbert & Sullivan
1

Good Charlotte
1

Gordon Lightfoot
1

Grave Digger
1

(The) Greatest Showman
1

Green Day
1 2 3

Helix
1

Hooters
1 2

Human League
1

Traditional
"I saw Mommy kissing
Santa Claus"
1 2

Traditional
"I want a hippopotamus
for Christmas"
1 2

Traditional
"If you’re happy and you
know it clap your hands"
1

(The) Interrupters
1

Iron Maiden
1 2

Jamie O'Neal
1

Janis Joplin
1 2

Jimmy Buffett
1

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1 2

John Lennon
1

Johnny Cash
1 2

Jose Feliciano
1 2 3

Judas Priest
1 2

Julie Andrews
1 2 3 4

Justin McGurk
1

Katy Perry
1

Kimball & Jamison
1

Kiss
1 2

Kylie Minogue
1 2

Lasse Berghagen
1

Lazlo Bane
1

Lee Dorsey
1

Lemmy, Slim Jim & Danny B
1 2

Lesley Gore
1

Linda Ronstadt
1

Luke Bryan
1

Marc Bolan
1

Marilyn Manson
1

Megadeth
1 2 3

Michael Jackson
1

Michael Paynter
1

Mighty Mighty Bosstones
1

Miley Cyrus
1

(The) Morning After
1

Motorhead
1 2 3 4 5

(The) Muppets
1

Traditional
"My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean"
1 2 3

Natalie Cole
1

New Order
1

Nickelback
1

Nightwish
1 2

O.A.R.
1

Traditional
"Old MacDonald
had a farm"
1 2 3

Olivia Douglas
1

Partners In Kryme
1

Paul Simon
1 2

Peer Günt
1

Plain White T's
1

(The) Police
1 2 3 4

Portugal. The man
1

Prince
1

Queen
1

Rainbow
1

(The) Ramones
1 2 3 4

Ray Parker JR
1 2

Reel Big Fish
1

Ricky Martin
1

Rose Tattoo
1 2

Roterfeld
1

Roy Orbison
1

Traditional
"Rudolph the red-nosed raindeer"
1

Sator
1 2

Saxon
1

Scorpions
1 2

Scott McKenzie
1 2 3

Secret Service
1

Seether
1

Seventh Heaven
1

Shanks & Bigfoot
1

Sinead O’Connor
1 2

Sinner
1

Sirenia
1

Skew Siskin
1

Smokie
1

(The) Spin
1

Squeeze
1

Swedish Traditional
"Staffan var en stalledräng"
1 2

Status Quo
1 2 3

Sugar Stems
1

Taco
1

Theme Song
"The Addams Family"
1

Tiamat
1

Tom Petty
1

Treat
1 2

Traditional
"Twinkle twinkle little star"
1

Twisted Sister
1

Van Halen
1 2 3

Village People
1 2

Warrant
1 2

Weird Al Yankovic
1 2 3

Whitesnake
1

(The) Who
1

Willie Nelson
1 2

Y & T
1

ZZ Top
1 2 3

 

MIB:s Most Wanted? These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson; my ongoing mission is to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Chrome or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE

The best songs for running ever made
A SUBPAGE THAT STARTED AS A MINOR SIDE PROJECT - NOW MY MOST POPULAR LINK
WITH MORE THAN 5000 VISITORS DURING SUMMER MONTHS - LAST UPDATED 2023-10-29

MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
[ Top 10 English ] [ Top 10 Swedish ] [ More in Swedish ]
[ Food ] [ Chocolate ] [ Coffee ] [ Relations ] [ Kids ] [ School ]
[ Parental Guidance ] [ On the web ] [ Animals ] [ Celebs ] [ Sports ]
[ Health & Medicine ] [ Work ] [ Money ] [ Cars ] [ Clothes ]
[ Weather ] [ History ] [ (Fake) News ] [ Religion ] [ Christmas ]
[ Horror ] [ Lord of the Rings ] [ Star Wars ] [ Star Trek ] [ Misc Sci-Fi ]
[ Writing ] [ Miscellaneous ]
AND SORTED BY ORGINAL PERFORMER
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MY PARODY WRITING FRIEND JACK FLETCHER OFFERED TO RECORD ONE OF MY PARODIES, I TOLD HIM HE COULD CHOOSE FREELY, HERE'S "REINDEER HORN BUYERS GET ELK POOP FOR FREE"
OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS, MOSTLY IN SWEDISH
[ Så är det här, i vårat land ] [ Svenska X-Men ]
[ A letter from evil ] [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ]
[ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ] [ Arbete ] [ Ett Ettrim ]
[ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ]

ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON

Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE

I must take a selfie

Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free

I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

I hereby announce my candidacy

To Snow White they make love

Not too happy with my apps

A few of my favorite streaks

I didn't use the F-word

Windows 95



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH

"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER

Lösenordsvisan

Grönsaksjuicepress

PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)

Vi är svenska modebloggar

Dammsugarpåsen

T28 Ericsson

Fistad utav Comviq

Mera bröstmjölk

Mera skatter

Battle Rap på Svenska



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MORE IN SWEDISH

"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."

KARL CINROT

Kafkaesk

Lönepott

Finansministern

Vi läkarsekreterare

Brevet från långvården

Brevet från studentkolonien

Stefan fyller gubbe nu

Baklåst flopp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
FOOD

"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."

UNKNOWN

Bacon

What a pie!

Hamburger

Waiter! Waiter!

John Doe vegan had a farm

Bacon's overhead when piggies fly

I'll miss the candy and the brandy



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHOCOLATE

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
SANDRA DYKES

Gimmie, gimmie (pink) chocolate

I want my chocolate

Bonbons goodbye

All that I want



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
COFFEE

"Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill."
UNKNOWN

Black coffee

I want my joe black

I'm gonna need more caffeine



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELATIONS

"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."

HELEN ROWLANDS

Did my Instagram get more likings
than her Yelp review tonight?


On top of my girl

Voicemail

Still not wed

Chick flick to eye

I get just one date only

(Whales aren't as)
Large as my wife


She's freezing

Female silence

Picked a booger

Had a sext from bae

Playing with squirt guns

(I'm gonna) Bang your mom



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
KIDS

"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."

DOUG STANHOPE

My (teenage) children say

Toys just wish you'd stay young

Go away now, Disney's Frozen

So cucked is your dad

So fat is your mom

Homely sty



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SCHOOL

"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."

WINSTON CHURCHILL

Sleuth principal

Detention for Bart

The High School Faculty

Yellow substitutes

Sundae truck

If you're groping at Strip School bistro



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
PARENTAL GUIDANCE

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN

Show the nuts

Superweird ejaculate

Restraining (No Nut November)

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

If you're going to strip alfresco

Doing stand-up in a lesbian bar

Wife searched for porn with Ken

I'll make a clone I can smooch

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

Stripper girl (Get offa stage!)

I help myself to loving ewes

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone

Perverts been clicking on my mouse

Worst dick pic I've ever sent

Hunted (by a flock of ewes)

The zipper took it all

Handstyles of the
master baiters


Miniscule



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
ON THE WEB

"Freedom defined is freedom denied."
ILLUMINATUS

Ungoogleable

Gay Smurfs (Rule 34)

Swiped left on Tinder

Smombies in the streets

The scale is tweeting my weight

Teenage music download pirates

Dank memes (are spread through tweets)

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong

If you're blessed (A true friend cleans your history)



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
ANIMALS

"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE

You do know that Pokemons kill?

Return to monke

(I'm too old for) Another ewe

The pandas won't fuck

Dog ate the postman

Stuck with old Yeller

Dogs throw up on me

Daisy bats at gnats

My casting couch, they've worn it down



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CELEBS

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Cosplay everything

My stalker left me for George Clooney

Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris

I can take Jean-Claude van Damme

I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus

Nobody 'grams like you

Putting off the hicks

Paparazzi



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SPORTS

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN

Crossfit zombie

Always happy when I run

Dumpster pair of Nikes

Chafe and diarrhea

In the hills

Missed the trailmarker

A fan without his trousers

*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*

Carry your wife and I'll carry mine

I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo

Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang

I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HEALTH & MEDICINE

"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."

UNKNOWN

Slight crazy from quarantine

(Don't give me) Covid

Don't come here with Covid, keep distance - do you mind?

Gettin' Covid a-loco

Covid-19

I've had every care

I've OCD, need help

Dick needs vasectomy

Somebody get Xanax for my shrink

(Some days I) Look like a troll

Viagra and Nitro don't mix

Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft

I wanna be updated

Painkillers



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WORK

"Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and paid just enough money not to quit."

GEORGE CARLIN

When the corne is out of Park and Venton

If you're going to eat al desko

When will I get off

Getting up Monday morning

Where has my vacation gone

Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MONEY

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."

UNKNOWN

My check needs some zeros

Thingamajig guarantee (Fine print version)

Supply chain issues

Sale's gone wild!

Health care plan

Gambling class loser

Fisted in the fine print

I'll pay my taxes with a smile



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CARS

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN

Be fined - When you're dead!

Kangaroos (vs Volvos)

Patching it with Scotch

I think I've killed an angel

Baby, you can't drive that car

NASCAR techies stole my car

Herbie goes to prison



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CLOTHES

"Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months."

OSCAR WILDE

She loves shoes

Fashion portfolio

My Pro Wrestling
wardrobe designer


A man should not wear tights

Mourning my worn out denim

Sexy in long johns

In my drawer



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WEATHER

"A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
CARL REINER

Waterlogged

A better off climate

I love climate change

Sweden's in long johns

Where's that global warming?

Easy ways to fight the (global) warming



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HISTORY

"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Hitler's testicle

He freed the slaves

Troglodyte

15 girls to taste for Hitler

Living next tree to Lucy

Achilles



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
(FAKE) NEWS

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX

Trigger Warning!

If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants

We're gonna block (you)

How can they forget Trump
when he's always on their minds


Any fun at all (You can't have it)

Trump is the one the whole World
blames their problems on


Cheesecake of the revolution

A genius indeed

Naked snowmen

Done with the press

Know the news are fake

My mom blames all on Donald

Left side has some borders they like

The thought police

Trump president

Wrestling CNN

24 hours away

MSM



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELIGION

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

DOUGLAS ADAMS

Diluvian kinky bonk
tar defenestration


I'm not the one and only

At the Pearl' Gates (In row)

I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)

To the light!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHRISTMAS

"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."

UNKNOWN

Ho! Ho! Ho!

The adults swear

Living on Tomteskum

Pepper spray (A Christmas carol)

I want the Necronomicon for Christmas

I want a pimped-up casting couch for Christmas

I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus

The drones they fly

Yule desecration

Santa avoids me

He only comes once a year

Sees all (does that nosy Northpoler)

Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HORROR

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN

My mama read (the Necronomicon)

She's back (The pussy has come home)

Feng Shui taught by Vlad

Lizzy Borden took an axe

They're on sale now, in my pet shop

Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels

The higher her net weight, the sweeter the platelets

Zombies' given me a scar

Followed by gnomes

Medieval dungeon

Undead man



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
LORD OF THE RINGS

"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Carry the ring

Ancient Sauron had a ring

Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines

The Saruman Orc army campfire song

(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog

(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty

(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire

Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR WARS

"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY

Crazy ass battle droid, lasers my hemorrhoids

I have seen a Wookie (in heat)

No more Mister Jedi

Working on a Death Star



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR TREK

"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."

TOM CLANCY

Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh

Raspberry Batleth

Seven of Nine

Cubes in motion

Red Ensign shirt

Our chef is Neelix

Human! Give me oomox!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION

"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."

WILLIAM GIBSON

Crop circles forming on my farm

I wanna know (the truth is out there)

You'll never know where your clones are

S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem)

When blown-up, why's The Hulk in pants?

OMG! Oh-La-La!



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WRITING

"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."

ORSON SCOTT CARD

An acronymed life in three letters major

If I could write for magazines I subscribe to

Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Write Parodies

Pimp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS

"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN

Ditty

Making friends

(Straight to) DVD

New human rights

Woke up with my teddy-bear

I can't help it that I'm grumpy

Rudolph the outback redneck

The genre called Russian folklore

This postal song wants your stamp of approval

I'm gonna show myself out




© Peter Andersson

 


BEAT ME TO
THE BEAT

In the early 10s there was like an explosion of free and legal music to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Almost daily I downloaded some and then I ran it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself made coffee or something. Anyway, here below are links to the best of them that are still around, for reasons expanded slightly on in the footnote below I think the phenomenon has peaked.


EKTOPLAZM

Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM.


THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP)

Kind of like Nerdcore Now (which since has gone dead) but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals.


SONG FIGHT

Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last years came from here.


FINGERTIPS

This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens.


SCRUB CLUB RECORDS

More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN.


DATPIFF

Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm.


JAMENDO

Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here.



Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal mp3s that is not listed here above?

Click here to mail me!



   

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