The 50 best songs for running ever made IMHO
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All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals
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THE REST OF HIS OLD STUFF INCLUDING PHOTO ALBUM, MANDATORY EGOBOOST ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE ©
PETER ANDERSSON
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE
I hereby announce my candidacy I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis The genre called Russian folklore A few of my favorite streaks I didn't use the F-word Show the nuts Paparazzi The zipper took it all Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH
"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER
Lösenordsvisan PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan) Brevet från studentkolonien Vi läkarsekreterare Fistad utav Comviq Mera bröstmjölk Mera skatter Battle Rap på Svenska Brevet från långvården Nej till allt! MORE IN SWEDISH
"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
KARL CINROT
Kafkaesk In kommer Mor Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan En talibanchef här bor i staden De komma, de komma akut med ambulans Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare) En öl i min hand på en krog Finansministern Akut ortopedi Lönepott Baklåst flopp Stefan fyller gubbe nu Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt Sophämtningsgubben Efter vägen Trött Fet HEALTH & MEDICINE
"Health is merely the slowest possible
UNKNOWN
The bird flu I wanna be updated Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft Viagra and Nitro don't mix In the mouth tonight Under the weather Sick, forty and fat Hand me the bran! Where's the glove? An insomniac's lament My stomach goes blaaargh Not a virgin? Call the surgeon! Gomers never die Smokin' Heroes Snot FOOD
"A successful diet is the
UNKNOWN
This is the diet that carries my name Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger Booty women (don't stay hungry long) Bonbons goodbye Smorgasbord Garlic BEER
"Be wary of strong drinks, they can make
ROBERT A HEINLEIN
Ode to beer Raise your beers As a beer falls away My tipsy broad RELATIONS
"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
HELEN ROWLANDS
Chick flick to eye Meet the parents Meet the planners Meet the lawyers In-laws be gone! Female silence Running with scissors Don't take your man to the mall Stop lighting up your farts If I'm gonna be your lover KIDS
"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
DOUG STANHOPE
Babysitting Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado Kids are always really boring The day my ass caught fire My pony is lost in the forest 10 000 zits (per inch squared) 99 Monkeys did SCHOOL
"I am always ready to learn although
WINSTON CHURCHILL
The High School Faculty Yellow substitutes Philomaths When I missed the teacher PARENTAL GUIDANCE
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN
If you're going to strip alfresco Girls of the Playboy Mansion I can't help it that I'm yucky Yellow substitute 20000 sheep Puberty Who defloured me Yesterday (Pre-Fab 5) Stopped at the Pearly Gates Oldsters keep swinging on my club Must you break the wind (when we're making love) I did some chores for a whore in a store from the yore HORROR
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN
Feng Shui taught by Vlad I don't like zombies Zombies' given me a scar Lizzy Borden took an axe They're on sale now, in my pet shop Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? I can't incrypt this keeper Undead man LORD OF THE RINGS
"Beware of all enterprises
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
Frodo Carry the ring Ancient Sauron had a ring In the arms of Arwen Can I chop Orc with you girl? Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog) (You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog (You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty (You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire STAR WARS
"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY
No more Mister Jedi Sith eye on the Jedi I have seen a Wookie (in heat) Working on a Death Star Hear me, Jar-Jar Anakin STAR TREK
"The difference between reality and fiction?
TOM CLANCY
Star Trek: Past and Present Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh I'm pimping a deep space station Human! Give me oomox! Stuck with Captain Kirk Raspberry Batleth Our chef is Neelix Janeway don't preach Seven of Nine Cubes in motion Inaprovaline Red Ensign shirt MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION
"The future is already here,
WILLIAM GIBSON
Crop circles forming on my farm I bet you'll be probed up the back door You'll never know where your clones are 42! DON'T PANIC Gay King Kong ANIMALS
"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean! The pandas won't fuck Stuck with old Yeller Who shot the moose Cat in the box Flu gone wild CELEBS
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
The Catwalk Family Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band Avril is a poser I'm not too happy Dr Phil Michael Jackson's facing jail I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit Mike Tyson is bonking for money Beckham's been cheating on his wife SPORTS
"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN
*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle* Carry your wife and I'll carry mine David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day Soccer mom CARS
"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN
Bumper nuts NASCAR techies stole my car Baby, you can't drive that car Driving my Ford from Henry Be fined - When you're dead! MONEY
"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
UNKNOWN
Tax too much Fisted in the fine print Gambling class loser I'll pay my taxes with a smile Ombudsman SPAM
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
UNKNOWN
She-male of the species GIVE:HER:BUFF:LOVE SIZE:DOES:MATTER I've dated my brains out COMPUTERS
"The so called reality on the outer side of the
ULRIKA SVENSSON
I want a blog 99 callers ahead in the queue Users, Please forget my number Perverts been clicking on my mouse You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam HISTORY
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN
Living next tree to Lucy Achilles Renaissance Man He freed the slaves WORLD POLITICS
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX
Finally (is the white flag raised by Hillary) I want my chocolate! A stupid stick and a brawl Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush) Hello my name is Michael Moore Turning cartoonesque On Ivan Potkov's farm Four more years Bicycle Crash 24 hours away They gotta find Hussein They're voting in America Liberate an oil well for Jesus Old fart Yasser's almost dead (Iced on ICU) If you don't know who to come for, come for me In Al-Qaida RELIGION
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Lukewarm theory Quit preaching God on our train I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy) The Papal Family Born to be Pope Me so preachy Satan's gay CHRISTMAS
"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
UNKNOWN
Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song) Oh Gosh, I look meretricious Santa's now a punk knocker Santa comes tonight Santa'll hit your bar Spot the reindeers Santa's flaws You should ho by now Rudolph's doing Prancer For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?) WRITING
"Metaphors have a way of holding
ORSON SCOTT CARD
Write Parodies If I could write for magazines I subscribe to The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard If I weren't out o' mind Fallen on hard rhymes It's a fix, its suffix MISCELLANEOUS
"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN
My final(e) tombstone Flip the bird Melting Jack Frost I gotta shop (to stay alive) Getting up Monday morning Mourning my worn out denim When the corne is out of Park and Venton
© Peter Andersson
These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and his ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in BOTH SWEDISH AND ENGLISH. Internet Explorer (or Firefox) and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever he gets his thumb out of his ass or feels that the world has been safe from his crap for too long! 
