APRIL 2013
TWO NEW SONGS

Not too happy
with my apps


There oughta be
some meat in



MARCH 2013
A NEW SONG

I'm gonna need
more caffeine



FEBRUARY 2013
A NEW SONG

One part beef (The European lasagna song)


CHRISTMAS 2012
A NEW SONG

Pepper spray
(A Christmas carol)



HALLOWEEN 2012
A NEW SONG

(Bury me far from)
Stephen King



Here be Parodies

All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals

ABBA
1 2

AC/DC
1 2 3 4 5 6

Accept
1 2

Aerosmith
1

Anna Book
1

(The) Aquabats
1

Astrid Lindgren
1 2

Axel Rudi Pell
1

B.J Thomas
1 2

Baz Luhrmann
1

(The) Beach Boys
1

(The) Beatles
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

Beck
1

Bif Naked
1

Billy Joel
1

Black Sabbath
1 2

Bob Marley
1

Bon Jovi
1 2 3 4

Bruce Springsteen
1 2

Swedish Traditional
”Bullfest, bullfest hela dan”
1

Calvin Harris
1 2

Carola
1 2

Chesney Hawkes
1 2

Cinderella
1 2 3

City Boy
1

Clay Walker
1

Cornelis Vreeswijk
1 2

Cyndi Lauper
1 2

Swedish Traditional
”De komma, de komma från pepparkakeland”
1

Def Leppard
1

Di sma under jordi
1 2

Disturbed
1

(The) Donnas
1 2

(The) Doors
1

Drain STH
1

E-Type
1 2

Eddie Meduza
1 2

Eminem
1

Swedish Traditional
”En sockerbagare
här bor i staden”
1

Europe
1

Flash & The Pan
1 2 3

Frank Sinatra
1 2 3 4 5

Frank Zappa
1 2

Garbage
1 2 3

Garth Brooks
1

Genesis
1

George Harrison
1

George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
1

Gilbert & Sullivan
1

Girlschool
1

(The) Godfathers
1

Gordon Lightfoot
1

Grave Digger
1

Green Day
1 2

Green Jelly
1

Gyllene Tider
1 2

Heart
1

Helix
1

Hinder
1

Hooters
1 2

Human League
1

Traditional
”I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”
1

Traditional
”If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands”
1

Swedish Traditional
”In kommer far”
1

Iron Maiden
1

Jethro Tull
1

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1

John Lennon
1

Johnny Cash
1 2

Jose Feliciano
1

Judas Priest
1 2 3

Julie Andrews
1 2 3 4 5

Katy Perry
1

Kelly Clarkson
1 2

Kiss
1 2 3

Kylie Minogue
1

Lambretta
1

Lasse Berghagen
1

Lee Dorsey
1

Lordi
1

Madonna
1 2

Marilyn Manson
1

Maya feat the Tamperer
1

Theme Song
”Meet the Flintstones”
1 2 3 4

Megadeth
1

Michael Monroe
1

Milli Vanilli
1

Morton
1

Motorhead
1 2 3 4

Traditional
”My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean”
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Natalie Cole
1

New Order
1

Nickelback
1

Nightwish
1

Traditional
”Old MacDonald
had a farm”
1 2

Paul Simon
1

Pet Shop Boys
1

Phil Collins
1

Pink Floyd
1

(The) Police
1

Prince
1

Queen
1

Rainbow
1 2 3

(The) Ramones
1 2 3

Ratt
1 2

Ray Parker JR
1 2

Rod Stewart
1

Rolling Stones
1

Rose Tattoo
1

Roy Orbison
1

Satyricon
1

Scorpions
1 2

Scott McKenzie
1 2

Seether
1 2

Shanks & Bigfoot
1

Sinead O’Connor
1

Skew Siskin
1

Skid Row
1

Smokie
1 2

Snap
1

Spice Girls
1

Style
1

Squeeze
1

Swedish Traditional
”Staffan var en stalledräng”
1 2

Status Quo
1 2 3

Steppenwolf
1

Sugababes
1

Taco
1

Theme Song
”The Addams Family”
1 2 3 4

Tiamat
1

TLC
1

Tom Petty
1

Treat
1

Van Halen
1 2 3

Village People
1 2 3 4

Warrant
1 2

(The) Who
1 2

Y & T
1 2

ZZ Top
1 2 3 4 5 6

2 Unlimited
1 2

Traditional
”99 bottles of beer
on the wall”
1 2

 

MIB:s Most Wanted?These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and my ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE
The 50 best songs for running ever made (IMHO)
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MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
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[ 10 little talibans ] [ A letter from evil ] [ Grrrl's night out ] [ 10 little green men ]

ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON

Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE

Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free

I hereby announce my candidacy

I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

A few of my favorite streaks

I didn't use the F-word

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

Show the nuts

Dick needs vasectomy

The genre called Russian folklore



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH

"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER

Lösenordsvisan

PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)

Brevet från studentkolonien

Vi läkarsekreterare

Fistad utav Comviq

Mera bröstmjölk

Mera skatter

Battle Rap på Svenska

Brevet från långvården

Nej till allt!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MORE IN SWEDISH

"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."

KARL CINROT

Kafkaesk

T28 Ericsson

Idas vinter(kräk)visa

Vi är svenska modebloggar

Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan

En talibanchef här bor i staden

De komma, de komma akut med ambulans

Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare)

En öl i min hand på en krog

Finansministern

Akut ortopedi

Lönepott

Baklåst flopp

In kommer mor

Stefan fyller gubbe nu

Sophämtningsgubben



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HEALTH & MEDICINE

"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."

UNKNOWN

Painkillers

I've had every care

I wanna be updated

Bacon flu (fills the other side)

Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft

Viagra and Nitro don't mix

Under the weather

Sick, forty and fat

My stomach goes blaaargh

The bird flu



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
FOOD

"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."

UNKNOWN

Waiter! Waiter!

I'm gonna need more caffeine

This is the diet that carries my name

Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis

One part beef (The European lasagna song)

If you're groping at Strip School bistro

There oughta be some meat in

Weight loss scams



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHOCOLATE

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
SANDRA DYKES

I want my chocolate!

If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger

Bonbons goodbye



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
BEER

"Be wary of strong drinks, they can make
you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."

ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Ode to beer

Raise your beers

As a beer falls away

My tipsy broad

Blacked out again



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELATIONS

"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."

HELEN ROWLANDS

I get just one date only

Chick flick to eye

Circles 'round your wife

Female silence

Meet the parents

Meet the planners

Meet the lawyers

In-laws be gone!

Running with scissors

Don't take your man to the mall

Perverts been clicking on my mouse

She sent a male enhancer

If I'm gonna be your lover
you gotta get rid those kids




Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
KIDS

"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."

DOUG STANHOPE

Babysitting

Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado

My pony is lost in the forest

Toys just wish you'd stay young

10 000 zits (per inch squared)

The day my ass caught fire

99 Monkeys did
monkey type art




Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SCHOOL

"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."

WINSTON CHURCHILL

The High School Faculty

Yellow substitutes

Philomaths



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
PARENTAL GUIDANCE

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN

I help myself to loving ewes

If you're going to strip alfresco

I'll make a clone I can smooch

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

I can't help it that I'm yucky

Yellow substitute

Stopped at the Pearly Gates

Must you break the wind (when we're making love)

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone

The zipper took it all

SIZE:DOES:MATTER

Plug & Play

In the shed

FILF



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
ANIMALS

"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE

My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!

Damn cow caused my tombstone

The pandas won't fuck

Stuck with old Yeller

Dogs throw up on me



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CELEBS

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Paparazzi

Avril is a poser

The Catwalk Family

Svelte, frail and centerfold

Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris

Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band

Mike Tyson is bonking for money



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SPORTS

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN

On legs near finito

Bleeding from a stone

Missed the trailmarker

Always happy when I run

A fan without his trousers

*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*

Carry your wife and I'll carry mine

David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang

I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day

Horns in the R.S.A

Soccer mom



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CARS

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN

Am I in the wrong lane

I think I've killed an angel

Driving my Ford from Henry

Baby, you can't drive that car

NASCAR techies stole my car

Be fined - When you're dead!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WORK

"Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and paid just enough money not to quit."

GEORGE CARLIN

When the corne is out of Park and Venton

Users, Please forget my number

Getting up Monday morning

Jerking on the bus



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MONEY

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."

UNKNOWN

Tax too much

Health care plan

Gambling class loser

Fisted in the fine print

I'll pay my taxes with a smile



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CLOTHES

"Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months."

OSCAR WILDE

She loves shoes

Selling my thong

Fashion portfolio

My Pro Wrestling
wardrobe designer


Mourning my worn out denim



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GADGETS

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
STEPHEN LEACOCK

Spin upon my ice cream cone

The scale is tweeting my weight

How do I work out this phone

Not too happy with my apps

In the mouth tonight

Bumper nuts



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WEATHER

"A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
CARL REINER

Where's that global warming?

Easy ways to fight the (global) warming

I will kick the bucket unless the pouring ends

Melting Jack Frost



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HISTORY

"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Troglodyte

Living next tree to Lucy

Achilles

Renaissance Man

He freed the slaves



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WORLD POLITICS

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX

What could go wrong?

Putting off the hicks

SOPA

Raise the ceiling

You owe Hu Jintao

Grope you

Surviving all through the 80s

Two presidents ogling behind

Breaking the law (Dubya iPod version)

A stupid stick and a brawl

Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)

24 hours away

In Al-Qaida



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELIGION

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

DOUGLAS ADAMS

Diluvian kinky bonk
tar defenestration


Lukewarm theory

I'm not the one and only

I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)

God gave rednecks their guns

The Papal Family

Born to be Pope



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHRISTMAS

"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."

UNKNOWN

Pepper spray (A Christmas carol)

Santa avoids me

Yule desecration

He only comes once a year

I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus

Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)

Santa comes tonight

Spot the reindeers

Santa's flaws

You should ho by now

Rudolph's doing Prancer

For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?)



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WRITING

"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."

ORSON SCOTT CARD

An acronymed life in three letters major

If I could write for magazines I subscribe to

The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard

If I weren't out o' mind

Fallen on hard rhymes

Write Parodies

Vogon poetry

Parafisted blob

I want a blog

Pimp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HORROR

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN

(Bury me far from) Stephen King

Feng Shui taught by Vlad

Lizzy Borden took an axe

Petting zoo in the basement

They're on sale now, in my pet shop

Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels

Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?

Zombies' given me a scar

Followed by gnomes

Radioactive island

Undead man



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
LORD OF THE RINGS

"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Frodo

Carry the ring

Ancient Sauron had a ring

Can I chop Orc with you girl?

Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)

(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog

(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty

(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR WARS

"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY

No more Mister Jedi

Sith eye on the Jedi

I have seen a Wookie (in heat)

Working on a Death Star

Anakin



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR TREK

"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."

TOM CLANCY

Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh

I'm pimping a deep space station

Human! Give me oomox!

Stuck with Captain Kirk

Raspberry Batleth

Our chef is Neelix

Janeway don't preach

Seven of Nine

Cubes in motion

Inaprovaline

Red Ensign shirt



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION

"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."

WILLIAM GIBSON

Crop circles forming on my farm

I bet you'll be probed up the back door

You'll never know where your clones are

S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem)

OMG! Oh-La-La!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS

"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN

Ditty

Homely sty

Get the digit

Flip the bird

Ancle bracelet

I burp and hurl

(Straight to) DVD

Scandinavian yob

Everyone in our nation

Three came, crapped on the lawn

You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam

99 callers ahead in the queue




© Peter Andersson

 

Here be parody recordings
BEAT ME TO
THE BEAT

Lately there has been like an explosion of music that is free and legal to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Such sites and pages are where I find most of my new running music these days, almost daily I download some and then I run it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself make coffee or something. Anyway, I have no intention of keeping those sites and pages a personal secret so here below are links to the best of them.


EKTOPLAZM

Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM.


DATPIFF

Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm.


JAMENDO

Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here.


NERDCORE NOW

Known as Rhymetorrentz up until just recently this is a site with albums made mostly by white middle class guys rapping about movies, computers, school, society and how badass they are (i.e wanna be). From a running point of view most finds here tend to be like normal rap, in the 170-200 BPM range. (Additional April 2011: The nerdcore genre is apparently becoming more mainstream and this site no longer only links to free albums, approx one outta five or so recommended is now one you have to pay for).


THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP)

Kind of like Nerdcore Now, but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals.


SONG FIGHT

Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last year comes from here.


FREE INDIE

Updated almost daily with three new free songs from some indie band I never heard of before, but it's quality stuff and I have made some good running music finds here.


MEADOW MUSIC

A collective music review mp3 blog about Swedish music, in Swedish, it covers all genres but it's leaning heavily towards indie rock.


JA JA JA

This site is replacing Swedes Please as the Swedish contributor to the monthly MAP (Music Alliance Pact) where some 35+ indie music bloggers from as many contries post a collective best of list on all of their blogs on the 15th each month and post individual posts inbetwen.


SPINNER

Updated daily with a new song, free and legal and with a comment from the band, most often it's an indie rock track but rather big names like Weezer and The Donnas have been on here too since I started to follow it.


HITS IN THE CAR

A Danish music and mp3 blog in English that posts and/or links to original content from indie band that has given their permission. Updated almost daily and pretty good.


COAST IS CLEAR

The only German blog and the only old school synth and electronic music blog on the list. It's kinda hard to follow because I don't read any German but when needed there's of course always Google Translate, that's how I found out that kostenlose means free and that linked stuff is legal.


FINGERTIPS

This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens.


SCRUB CLUB RECORDS

More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN.


Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal music that is not listed here above?

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