LAST UPDATED
2010-07-30

Fashion portfolio

Waiter! Waiter!

Horns in the R.S.A

I think I've killed an angel

Dick needs vasectomy

Kills on film

The scale is
tweeting my weight


T28 Ericsson

Ash (from Eyjafjallajoekull)

I've had every care

Dogs throw up on me

Followed by gnomes

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

Here be Parodies

All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals

ABBA
1 2 3 4

AC/DC
1 2 3 4 5

Accept
1 2

Aerosmith
1

Alice in Chains
1 2

Anna Book
1

Astrid Lindgren
1 2

(The) Aquabats
1

B.J Thomas
1 2 3 4

Backstreet Boys
1

Baz Luhrmann
1

(The) Beach Boys
1

(The) Beatles
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19

Beck
1

Bif Naked
1

Billy Joel
1

Black Sabbath
1

(The) Bloodhound Gang
1

Bob Marley
1

Bon Jovi
1 2 3 4

Britney Spears
1

Brooks & Dunn
1

Bruce Springsteen
1

Swedish Traditional
”Bullfest, bullfest hela dan”
1

Carola
1 2

Chesney Hawkes
1 2

Cinderella
1

City Boy
1

Clay Walker
1

Climie Fisher
1

Cornelis Vreeswijk
1 2

Swedish Traditional
”De komma, de komma från pepparkakeland”
1

Def Leppard
1

Di sma under jordi
1 2

Disturbed
1

(The) Donnas
1 2 3 4

(The) Doors
1

Drain STH
1

Duran Duran
1

E-Type
1 2

Eddie Meduza
1 2

Eminem
1

Swedish Traditional
”En sockerbagare
här bor i staden”
1

Europe
1 2

Evoke
1

Factory
1

Flash & the Pan
1

Frank Sinatra
1 2 3 4 5

Frank Zappa
1 2

Garbage
1 2

Garth Brooks
1

Gary Numan
1

George Harrison
1

George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
1

Gilbert & Sullivan
1

Girlschool
1

(The) Godfathers
1

Gordon Lightfoot
1

Grave Digger
1

Green Day
1

Green Jelly
1

Gyllene Tider
1 2

Hinder
1

Hooters
1 2 3

Human League
1

Traditional
”I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”
1

Traditional
”If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands”
1

Swedish Traditional
”In kommer far”
1

Iron Maiden
1 2

Swedish Traditional
”Jag vill bli en pansarskytt”
1

Jethro Tull
1

John Lennon
1

Johnny Cash
1

Jose Feliciano
1

Judas Priest
1 2 3

Julie Andrews
1 2 3 4 5

Katrina and the Waves
1

Katy Perry
1

King Kobra
1

Kiss
1 2 3 4

Kylie Minogue
1

Lambretta
1

Lasse Berghagen
1

Lee Dorsey
1

Lordi
1

Madonna
1

Marilyn Manson
1

Maya feat the Tamperer
1

Theme Song
”Meet the Flintstones”
1 2 3 4

Megadeth
1

Michael Monroe
1

Milli Vanilli
1

Motorhead
1 2 3

Traditional
”My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean”
1 2 3 4 5 6

Natalie Cole
1

New Order
1

Nickelback
1

Nightwish
1

Nina Letar UFO
1

Traditional
”Old MacDonald
had a farm”
1 2 3 4

Ozzy Osbourne
1 2

Pet Shop Boys
1 2 3

Phil Collins
1

Pink Floyd
1

(The) Police
1

Prince
1

Rainbow
1 2 3 4

(The) Ramones
1 2 3

Ratt
1 2

Ray Parker JR
1

Rolling Stones
1

Rose Tattoo
1 2

Roxette
1

Satyricon
1

Saxon
1 2

Scorpions
1 2

Scott McKenzie
1

Seether
1

Shanks & Bigfoot
1

Sinead O’Connor
1

Skew Siskin
1

Skid Row
1

Smokie
1 2

Snap
1

Space
1

Sparks
1

Spice Girls
1

Squeeze
1

Swedish Traditional
”Staffan var en stalledräng”
1 2

Status Quo
1 2

Steppenwolf
1

Street Legal
1

Sugababes
1

Theme Song
”The Addams Family”
1 2 3 4 5

Tiamat
1

Timbuk 3
1

TLC
1

Tom Jones
1

Tom Petty
1

Treat
1

Van Halen
1 2 3

(The) Vapors
1

Village People
1 2 3

Traditional
”We wish you
a Merry Christmas”
1

Whitesnake
1

(The) Who
1 2

Y & T
1

ZZ Top
1 2 3 4 5

2 Live Crew
1

2 Unlimited
1

Traditional
”99 bottles of beer
on the wall”
1 2

 

MIB:s Most Wanted?These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and my ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Internet Explorer or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! TO MAIL ME CLICK HERE
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LAST UPDATED 2010-07-27

MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
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My parody writing friend Jack Fletcher offered to record one of my parodies, I told him he could choose freely and he picked "Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free". It's the first ever recording of one of my songs, thanks Jack! MP3 HERE
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TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE

I hereby announce my candidacy

I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

The genre called Russian folklore

A few of my favorite streaks

I didn't use the F-word

Show the nuts

Paparazzi

The zipper took it all

Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free



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TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH

"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER

Lösenordsvisan

PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)

Brevet från studentkolonien

Vi läkarsekreterare

Fistad utav Comviq

Mera bröstmjölk

Mera skatter

Battle Rap på Svenska

Brevet från långvården

Nej till allt!



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MORE IN SWEDISH

"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."

KARL CINROT

Kafkaesk

T28 Ericsson

Idas vinter(kräk)visa

Vi är svenska modebloggar

Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan

En talibanchef här bor i staden

De komma, de komma akut med ambulans

Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare)

En öl i min hand på en krog

Finansministern

Akut ortopedi

Lönepott

Fet

Baklåst flopp

In kommer mor

Stefan fyller gubbe nu

Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt

Sophämtningsgubben

Efter vägen



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HEALTH & MEDICINE

"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."

UNKNOWN

Painkillers

I've had every care

I wanna be updated

Bacon flu (fills the other side)

Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft

Viagra and Nitro don't mix

Bring flu to your school

In the mouth tonight

Under the weather

Sick, forty and fat

Hand me the bran!

Where's the glove?

My stomach goes blaaargh

Not a virgin? Call the surgeon!

Dick needs vasectomy

Gomers never die

The bird flu

Snot



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FOOD

"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."

UNKNOWN

Waiter! Waiter!

This is the diet that carries my name

Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis

If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger

Booty women (don't stay hungry long)

Bonbons goodbye

Garlic



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BEER

"Be wary of strong drinks, they can make
you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."

ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Ode to beer

Raise your beers

As a beer falls away

My tipsy broad



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RELATIONS

"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."

HELEN ROWLANDS

Chick flick to eye

Female silence

Meet the parents

Meet the planners

Meet the lawyers

In-laws be gone!

Always a mailorder bridesmaid,
never the mailorder bride


Running with scissors

I get just one date only

Stop lighting up your farts

Don't take your man to the mall

If I'm gonna be your lover
you gotta get rid those kids




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KIDS

"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."

DOUG STANHOPE

Babysitting

Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado

Kids are always really boring

The day my ass caught fire

My pony is lost in the forest

10 000 zits (per inch squared)

99 Monkeys did
monkey type art




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SCHOOL

"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."

WINSTON CHURCHILL

The High School Faculty

Yellow substitutes

Philomaths

When I missed the teacher



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PARENTAL GUIDANCE

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN

If you're going to strip alfresco

I'll make a clone I can smooch

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

I can't help it that I'm yucky

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

Yellow substitute

20000 sheep

Puberty

FILF

Who defloured me

Yesterday (Pre-Fab 5)

Stopped at the Pearly Gates

Oldsters keep swinging on my club

Must you break the wind (when we're making love)

I did some chores for a whore in a store from the yore



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HORROR

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN

Feng Shui taught by Vlad

Followed by gnomes

Zombies' given me a scar

Lizzy Borden took an axe

They're on sale now, in my pet shop

Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?

I can't incrypt this keeper

Undead man



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LORD OF THE RINGS

"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Frodo

Carry the ring

Ancient Sauron had a ring

In the arms of Arwen

Can I chop Orc with you girl?

Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)

(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog

(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty

(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire



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STAR WARS

"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY

No more Mister Jedi

Sith eye on the Jedi

I have seen a Wookie (in heat)

Working on a Death Star

Hear me, Jar-Jar

Anakin



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STAR TREK

"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."

TOM CLANCY

Star Trek: Past and Present

Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh

I'm pimping a deep space station

Human! Give me oomox!

Stuck with Captain Kirk

Raspberry Batleth

Our chef is Neelix

Janeway don't preach

Seven of Nine

Cubes in motion

Inaprovaline

Red Ensign shirt



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MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION

"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."

WILLIAM GIBSON

Crop circles forming on my farm

I bet you'll be probed up the back door

You'll never know where your clones are

42! DON'T PANIC

Gay King Kong



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ANIMALS

"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE

My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!

Damn cow caused my tombstone

The pandas won't fuck

Stuck with old Yeller

Dogs throw up on me

Who shot the moose

Cat in the box



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CELEBS

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

The Catwalk Family

Svelte, frail and centerfold

Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris

Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band

Avril is a poser

I'm not too happy Dr Phil

Michael Jackson's facing jail

I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit

Mike Tyson is bonking for money

Beckham's been cheating on his wife



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SPORTS

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN

Horns in the R.S.A

Bleeding from a stone

*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*

Carry your wife and I'll carry mine

David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang

I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day

Soccer mom



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CARS

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN

Bumper nuts

I think I've killed an angel

Driving my Ford from Henry

Baby, you can't drive that car

NASCAR techies stole my car

Be fined - When you're dead!



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MONEY

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."

UNKNOWN

Tax too much

Health care plan

Gambling class loser

Fisted in the fine print

I'll pay my taxes with a smile



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SPAM

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
UNKNOWN

She-male of the species

GIVE:HER:BUFF:LOVE

SIZE:DOES:MATTER

I've dated my brains out

You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam



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COMPUTERS

"The so called reality on the outer side of the
off switch is extremely overrated."

ULRIKA SVENSSON

I want a blog

Warrior, but on a LAN

99 callers ahead in the queue

Users, Please forget my number

Perverts been clicking on my mouse



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HISTORY

"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Troglodyte

Living next tree to Lucy

Achilles

Renaissance Man

He freed the slaves



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WORLD POLITICS

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX

Kills on film

Where's that global warming?

Two presidents ogling behind

Breaking the law (Dubya iPod version)

Finally (is the white flag raised by Hillary)

I want my chocolate!

A stupid stick and a brawl

Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)

Hello my name is Michael Moore

Turning cartoonesque

On Ivan Potkov's farm

Four more years

24 hours away

They gotta find Hussein

Liberate an oil well for Jesus

Old fart Yasser's almost dead (Iced on ICU)

In Al-Qaida



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RELIGION

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

DOUGLAS ADAMS

Diluvian kinky bonk
tar defenestration


Lukewarm theory

I'm not the one and only

Quit preaching God on our train

I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)

The Papal Family

Born to be Pope

Me so preachy

Satan's gay



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CHRISTMAS

"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."

UNKNOWN

Yule desecration

I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus

Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)

Oh Gosh, I look meretricious

Santa's now a punk knocker

Santa comes tonight

Santa'll hit your bar

Spot the reindeers

Santa's flaws

You should ho by now

Rudolph's doing Prancer

For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?)



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WRITING

"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."

ORSON SCOTT CARD

Pimp

Write Parodies

If I could write for magazines I subscribe to

The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard

If I weren't out o' mind

Fallen on hard rhymes

It's a fix, its suffix



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MISCELLANEOUS

"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN

Ditty

Pirate Bay

Flip the bird

Ancle bracelet

I burp and hurl

Fashion portfolio

Melting Jack Frost

My final(e) tombstone

Everyone in our nation

I gotta shop (to stay alive)

Ash (from Eyjafjallajoekull)

Getting up Monday morning

Spin upon my ice cream cone

Mourning my worn out denim

The scale is tweeting my weight

When the corne is out of Park and Venton


© Peter Andersson

 
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