The 50 best songs for running ever made IMHO
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All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals
ABBA
1
2
3
4
AC/DC
1
2
3
4
5
Accept
1
2
Alice in Chains
1
2
Anna Book
1
Astrid Lindgren
1
(The) Aquabats
1
B.J Thomas
1
2
3
4
Backstreet Boys
1
Baz Luhrmann
1
(The) Beach Boys
1
(The) Beatles
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Billy Joel
1
Black Sabbath
1
(The) Bloodhound Gang
1
Bob Marley
1
Bon Jovi
1
2
3
4
Boom Town Rats
1
Britney Spears
1
Brooks & Dunn
1
Swedish Traditional ”Bullfest, bullfest hela dan”
1
Carola
1
2
Cinderella
1
City Boy
1
Clay Walker
1
Climie Fisher
1
Cornelis Vreeswijk
1
2
Swedish Traditional ”De komma, de komma från pepparkakeland”
1
Def Leppard
1
Di sma under jordi
1
2
Disturbed
1
(The) Donnas
1
2
Drain STH
1
E-Type
1
2
Eddie Meduza
1
2
Eminem
1
Swedish Traditional ”En sockerbagare här bor i staden”
1
Europe
1
Evoke
1
Factory
1
Flash & the Pan
1
Frank Sinatra
1
2
3
4
Frank Zappa
1
2
Garbage
1
2
Gary Numan
1
Gilbert & Sullivan
1
Girlschool
1
(The) Godfathers
1
Gordon Lightfoot
1
Grave Digger
1
Green Day
1
Green Jelly
1
Gyllene Tider
1
2
Hooters
1
2
3
Human League
1
Traditional ”If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands”
1
2
Swedish Traditional ”In kommer far”
1
Iron Maiden
1
2
Swedish Traditional ”Jag vill bli en pansarskytt”
1
Jethro Tull
1
John Lennon
1
Jose Feliciano
1
Judas Priest
1
2
Julie Andrews
1
2
3
4
5
Katrina and the Waves
1
King Kobra
1
Kiss
1
2
3
4
Kylie Minogue
1
Lambretta
1
Lee Dorsey
1
Lordi
1
Madonna
1
Marilyn Manson
1
Maya feat the Tamperer
1
Theme Song ”Meet the Flintstones”
1
2
3
4
Megadeth
1
Metallica
1
2
Milli Vanilli
1
Motörhead
1
2
Traditional ”My Bonnie lies over the Ocean”
1
2
3
4
5
6
Natalie Cole
1
New Order
1
Nina Letar UFO
1
Traditional ”Old MacDonald had a farm”
1
2
3
4
Ozzy Osbourne
1
2
Pet Shop Boys
1
2
3
Phil Collins
1
Pink Floyd
1
Prince
1
Queen
1
Rainbow
1
2
3
4
(The) Ramones
1
2
3
Ratt
1
2
Rolling Stones
1
Rose Tattoo
1
2
Roxette
1
Saxon
1
2
3
4
Scorpions
1
2
Scott McKenzie
1
Seether
1
Shanks & Bigfoot
1
Sinead O’Connor
1
Skew Siskin
1
Skid Row
1
2
Smokie
1
2
Snap
1
Space
1
Sparks
1
Spice Girls
1
Squeeze
1
Swedish Traditional ”Staffan var en stalledräng”
1
2
Status Quo
1
2
Steppenwolf
1
Sugababes
1
Tears for fears
1
Theme Song ”The Addams Family”
1
2
3
4
5
Tiamat
1
TLC
1
Tom Jones
1
Tom Petty
1
Van Halen
1
2
(The) Vapors
1
Village People
1
2
3
Traditional ”We wish you a Merry Christmas”
1
Whitesnake
1
Y & T
1
ZZ Top
1
2 Live Crew
1
2 Unlimited
1
Traditional ”99 bottles of beer on the wall”
1
2
3
These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and his ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in BOTH SWEDISH AND ENGLISH. Internet Explorer (or Firefox) and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever he gets his thumb out of his ass or feels that the world has been safe from his crap for too long!
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HIS PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
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[ Top 10 in Swedish ]
[ More in Swedish ]
[ Health & Medicine ]
[ Food ]
[ Beer ]
[ Relations ]
[ Kids ]
[ School ]
[ Parental Guidance ]
[ Horror ]
[ Lord of the Rings ]
[ Star Wars ]
[ Star Trek ]
[ Misc Sci-Fi ]
[ Animals ]
[ Celebs ]
[ Sports ]
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[ Money ]
[ Spam ]
[ Computers ]
[ History ]
[ World Politics ]
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OCCASIONALLY HE WRITES OTHER THINGS - LIKE THESE
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De 10 viktigaste orsakerna till att det tog tre dagar för utrikesminister Laila Freivalds att få iväg den första hjälpsändningen till flodvågens offer i Asien
[ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ]
[ Limerickar ]
[ Arbete ]
[ Svenska X-Men ]
[ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ]
[ Banta med matematik ]
[ Ett anspråkslöst förslag ]
[ Deus ex Machina 2.002 ]
[ 10 little talibans ]
[ A letter from evil ]
[ Grrrl's night out ]
[ 10 little green men ]
De 10 mest notabla sakerna vi kan förvänta oss under det kommande året på grund av isbadandets popularisering
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ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE ©
PETER ANDERSSON
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE
I hereby announce my candidacy
I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
The genre called Russian folklore
A few of my favorite streaks
I didn't use the F-word
Show the nuts
Paparazzi
The zipper took it all
Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH
"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER
Lösenordsvisan
PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)
Brevet från studentkolonien
Vi läkarsekreterare
Fistad utav Comviq
Mera bröstmjölk
Mera skatter
Battle Rap på Svenska
Brevet från långvården
Nej till allt!
MORE IN SWEDISH
"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling. Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."
KARL CINROT
Kafkaesk
In kommer Mor
Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan
En talibanchef här bor i staden
De komma, de komma akut med ambulans
Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare)
En öl i min hand på en krog
Finansministern
Akut ortopedi
Lönepott
Baklåst flopp
Stefan fyller gubbe nu
Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt
Sophämtningsgubben
Efter vägen
Trött
Fet
HEALTH & MEDICINE
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die."
UNKNOWN
The bird flu
I wanna be updated
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
Viagra and Nitro don't mix
In the mouth tonight
Under the weather
Sick, forty and fat
Hand me the bran!
Where's the glove?
An insomniac's lament My stomach goes blaaargh
Not a virgin? Call the surgeon!
Gomers never die
Smokin' Heroes
Snot
FOOD
"A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter."
UNKNOWN
This is the diet that carries my name
Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis
If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger
Booty women (don't stay hungry long)
Bonbons goodbye
Smorgasbord
Garlic
BEER
"Be wary of strong drinks, they can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN
Ode to beer
Raise your beers
As a beer falls away
My tipsy broad
RELATIONS
"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious."
HELEN ROWLANDS
Chick flick to eye
Meet the parents
Meet the planners
Meet the lawyers
In-laws be gone!
Female silence
Running with scissors
Don't take your man to the mall
Stop lighting up your farts
If I'm gonna be your lover you gotta get rid those kids
KIDS
"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."
DOUG STANHOPE
Babysitting
Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado
Kids are always really boring
The day my ass caught fire
My pony is lost in the forest
10 000 zits (per inch squared)
99 Monkeys did monkey type art
SCHOOL
"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught."
WINSTON CHURCHILL
The High School Faculty
Yellow substitutes
Philomaths
When I missed the teacher
PARENTAL GUIDANCE
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN
If you're going to strip alfresco
Girls of the Playboy Mansion
I can't help it that I'm yucky
Yellow substitute
20000 sheep
Puberty
Who defloured me
Yesterday (Pre-Fab 5)
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
Oldsters keep swinging on my club
Must you break the wind (when we're making love)
I did some chores for a whore in a store from the yore
HORROR
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
I don't like zombies
Zombies' given me a scar
Lizzy Borden took an axe
They're on sale now, in my pet shop
Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?
I can't incrypt this keeper
Undead man
LORD OF THE RINGS
"Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
Frodo
Carry the ring
Ancient Sauron had a ring
In the arms of Arwen
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)
(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog
(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty
(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire
STAR WARS
"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY
No more Mister Jedi
Sith eye on the Jedi
I have seen a Wookie (in heat)
Working on a Death Star
Hear me, Jar-Jar
Anakin
STAR TREK
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
TOM CLANCY
Star Trek: Past and Present
Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh
I'm pimping a deep space station
Human! Give me oomox!
Stuck with Captain Kirk
Raspberry Batleth
Our chef is Neelix
Janeway don't preach
Seven of Nine
Cubes in motion
Inaprovaline
Red Ensign shirt
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION
"The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed."
WILLIAM GIBSON
Crop circles forming on my farm
I bet you'll be probed up the back door
You'll never know where your clones are
42! DON'T PANIC
Gay King Kong
ANIMALS
"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE
My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!
The pandas won't fuck
Stuck with old Yeller
Who shot the moose
Cat in the box
Flu gone wild
CELEBS
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people."
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
The Catwalk Family
Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris
Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band
Avril is a poser
I'm not too happy Dr Phil
Michael Jackson's facing jail
I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit
Mike Tyson is bonking for money
Beckham's been cheating on his wife
SPORTS
"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN
*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*
Carry your wife and I'll carry mine
David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang
I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day
Soccer mom
CARS
"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN
Bumper nuts
NASCAR techies stole my car
Baby, you can't drive that car
Driving my Ford from Henry
Be fined - When you're dead!
MONEY
"All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
UNKNOWN
Tax too much
Fisted in the fine print
Gambling class loser
I'll pay my taxes with a smile
Ombudsman
SPAM
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
UNKNOWN
She-male of the species
GIVE:HER:BUFF:LOVE
SIZE:DOES:MATTER
I've dated my brains out
COMPUTERS
"The so called reality on the outer side of the off switch is extremely overrated."
ULRIKA SVENSSON
I want a blog
99 callers ahead in the queue
Users, Please forget my number
Perverts been clicking on my mouse
You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam
HISTORY
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN
Living next tree to Lucy
Achilles
Renaissance Man
He freed the slaves
WORLD POLITICS
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX
Finally (is the white flag raised by Hillary)
I want my chocolate!
A stupid stick and a brawl
Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)
Hello my name is Michael Moore
Turning cartoonesque
On Ivan Potkov's farm
Four more years
Bicycle Crash
24 hours away
They gotta find Hussein
They're voting in America
Liberate an oil well for Jesus
Old fart Yasser's almost dead (Iced on ICU)
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
In Al-Qaida
RELIGION
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Lukewarm theory
Quit preaching God on our train
I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)
The Papal Family
Born to be Pope
Me so preachy
Satan's gay
CHRISTMAS
"What's so special about Christmas? Men who think they are God are being born every day."
UNKNOWN
Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)
Oh Gosh, I look meretricious
Santa's now a punk knocker
Santa comes tonight
Santa'll hit your bar
Spot the reindeers
Santa's flaws
You should ho by now
Rudolph's doing Prancer
For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?)
WRITING
"Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space."
ORSON SCOTT CARD
Write Parodies
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard
If I weren't out o' mind
Fallen on hard rhymes
It's a fix, its suffix
MISCELLANEOUS
"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN
My final(e) tombstone
Flip the bird
Melting Jack Frost
I gotta shop (to stay alive)
Getting up Monday morning
Mourning my worn out denim
When the corne is out of Park and Venton
© Peter Andersson