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APRIL 2013 TWO NEW SONGS Not too happy with my apps There oughta be some meat in MARCH 2013 A NEW SONG I'm gonna need more caffeine FEBRUARY 2013 A NEW SONG One part beef (The European lasagna song) CHRISTMAS 2012 A NEW SONG Pepper spray (A Christmas carol) HALLOWEEN 2012 A NEW SONG (Bury me far from) Stephen King
All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals ABBA 1 2 AC/DC 1 2 3 4 5 6 Accept 1 2 Aerosmith 1 Anna Book 1 (The) Aquabats 1 Astrid Lindgren 1 2 Axel Rudi Pell 1 B.J Thomas 1 2 Baz Luhrmann 1 (The) Beach Boys 1 (The) Beatles 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Beck 1 Bif Naked 1 Billy Joel 1 Black Sabbath 1 2 Bob Marley 1 Bon Jovi 1 2 3 4 Bruce Springsteen 1 2 Swedish Traditional ”Bullfest, bullfest hela dan” 1 Calvin Harris 1 2 Carola 1 2 Chesney Hawkes 1 2 Cinderella 1 2 3 City Boy 1 Clay Walker 1 Cornelis Vreeswijk 1 2 Cyndi Lauper 1 2 Swedish Traditional ”De komma, de komma från pepparkakeland” 1 Def Leppard 1 Di sma under jordi 1 2 Disturbed 1 (The) Donnas 1 2 (The) Doors 1 Drain STH 1 E-Type 1 2 Eddie Meduza 1 2 Eminem 1 Swedish Traditional ”En sockerbagare här bor i staden” 1 Europe 1 Flash & The Pan 1 2 3 Frank Sinatra 1 2 3 4 5 Frank Zappa 1 2 Garbage 1 2 3 Garth Brooks 1 Genesis 1 George Harrison 1 George Åby Eriksson och VM-laget 1974 1 Gilbert & Sullivan 1 Girlschool 1 (The) Godfathers 1 Gordon Lightfoot 1 Grave Digger 1 Green Day 1 2 Green Jelly 1 Gyllene Tider 1 2 Heart 1 Helix 1 Hinder 1 Hooters 1 2 Human League 1 Traditional ”I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” 1 Traditional ”If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” 1 Swedish Traditional ”In kommer far” 1 Iron Maiden 1 Jethro Tull 1 Joan Jett & The Blackhearts 1 John Lennon 1 Johnny Cash 1 2 Jose Feliciano 1 Judas Priest 1 2 3 Julie Andrews 1 2 3 4 5 Katy Perry 1 Kelly Clarkson 1 2 Kiss 1 2 3 Kylie Minogue 1 Lambretta 1 Lasse Berghagen 1 Lee Dorsey 1 Lordi 1 Madonna 1 2 Marilyn Manson 1 Maya feat the Tamperer 1 Theme Song ”Meet the Flintstones” 1 2 3 4 Megadeth 1 Michael Monroe 1 Milli Vanilli 1 Morton 1 Motorhead 1 2 3 4 Traditional ”My Bonnie lies over the Ocean” 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Natalie Cole 1 New Order 1 Nickelback 1 Nightwish 1 Traditional ”Old MacDonald had a farm” 1 2 Paul Simon 1 Pet Shop Boys 1 Phil Collins 1 Pink Floyd 1 (The) Police 1 Prince 1 Queen 1 Rainbow 1 2 3 (The) Ramones 1 2 3 Ratt 1 2 Ray Parker JR 1 2 Rod Stewart 1 Rolling Stones 1 Rose Tattoo 1 Roy Orbison 1 Satyricon 1 Scorpions 1 2 Scott McKenzie 1 2 Seether 1 2 Shanks & Bigfoot 1 Sinead O’Connor 1 Skew Siskin 1 Skid Row 1 Smokie 1 2 Snap 1 Spice Girls 1 Style 1 Squeeze 1 Swedish Traditional ”Staffan var en stalledräng” 1 2 Status Quo 1 2 3 Steppenwolf 1 Sugababes 1 Taco 1 Theme Song ”The Addams Family” 1 2 3 4 Tiamat 1 TLC 1 Tom Petty 1 Treat 1 Van Halen 1 2 3 Village People 1 2 3 4 Warrant 1 2 (The) Who 1 2 Y & T 1 2 ZZ Top 1 2 3 4 5 6 2 Unlimited 1 2 Traditional ”99 bottles of beer on the wall” 1 2 |
These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and my ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long!
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The 50 best songs for running ever made (IMHO) A SUBPAGE THAT STARTED AS A MINOR SIDE PROJECT - NOW MY MOST POPULAR LINK WITH MORE THAN 5000 VISITORS DURING SUMMER MONTHS - LAST UPDATED 2013-04-28 MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES [ Top 10 English ] [ Top 10 Swedish ] [ More in Swedish ] [ Health & Medicine ] [ Food ] [ Chocolate ] [ Beer ] [ Relations ] [ Kids ] [ School ] [ Parental Guidance ] [ Animals ] [ Celebs ] [ Sports ] [ Cars ] [ Work ] [ Money ] [ Clothes ] [ Gadgets ] [ Weather ] [ History ] [ World Politics ] [ Religion ] [ Christmas ] [ Writing ] [ Horror ] [ Lord of the Rings ] [ Star Wars ] [ Star Trek ] [ Misc Sci-Fi ] [ Miscellaneous ] AND SORTED BY ORGINAL PERFORMER A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 MY PARODY WRITING FRIEND JACK FLETCHER OFFERED TO RECORD ONE OF MY PARODIES, I TOLD HIM HE COULD CHOOSE FREELY, HERE'S "REINDEER HORN BUYERS GET ELK POOP FOR FREE" OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS, MOSTLY IN SWEDISH [ Limerickar ] [ Topp 10 Listor á la Letterman  ] [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ] [ Arbete ] [ Svenska X-Men ] [ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ] [ Ett Ettrim ] [ Banta med matematik ] [ Så är det här, i vårat land ] [ Deus ex Machina 2.002 ] [ 10 little talibans ] [ A letter from evil ] [ Grrrl's night out ] [ 10 little green men ] ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH "I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." MILTON BERLE Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free I hereby announce my candidacy I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis A few of my favorite streaks I didn't use the F-word Girls gawk (at my hiney) Show the nuts Dick needs vasectomy The genre called Russian folklore
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH "De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare." RAYMOND CHANDLER Lösenordsvisan PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan) Brevet från studentkolonien Vi läkarsekreterare Fistad utav Comviq Mera bröstmjölk Mera skatter Battle Rap på Svenska Brevet från långvården Nej till allt!
MORE IN SWEDISH "Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling. Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling." KARL CINROT Kafkaesk T28 Ericsson Idas vinter(kräk)visa Vi är svenska modebloggar Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan En talibanchef här bor i staden De komma, de komma akut med ambulans Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare) En öl i min hand på en krog Finansministern Akut ortopedi Lönepott Baklåst flopp In kommer mor Stefan fyller gubbe nu Sophämtningsgubben
HEALTH & MEDICINE "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die." UNKNOWN Painkillers I've had every care I wanna be updated Bacon flu (fills the other side) Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft Viagra and Nitro don't mix Under the weather Sick, forty and fat My stomach goes blaaargh The bird flu
FOOD "A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter." UNKNOWN Waiter! Waiter! I'm gonna need more caffeine This is the diet that carries my name Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis One part beef (The European lasagna song) If you're groping at Strip School bistro There oughta be some meat in Weight loss scams
CHOCOLATE "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" SANDRA DYKES I want my chocolate! If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger Bonbons goodbye
BEER "Be wary of strong drinks, they can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss." ROBERT A HEINLEIN Ode to beer Raise your beers As a beer falls away My tipsy broad Blacked out again
RELATIONS "The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious." HELEN ROWLANDS I get just one date only Chick flick to eye Circles 'round your wife Female silence Meet the parents Meet the planners Meet the lawyers In-laws be gone! Running with scissors Don't take your man to the mall Perverts been clicking on my mouse She sent a male enhancer If I'm gonna be your lover you gotta get rid those kids
KIDS "Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying." DOUG STANHOPE Babysitting Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado My pony is lost in the forest Toys just wish you'd stay young 10 000 zits (per inch squared) The day my ass caught fire 99 Monkeys did monkey type art
SCHOOL "I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." WINSTON CHURCHILL The High School Faculty Yellow substitutes Philomaths
PARENTAL GUIDANCE "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" GEORGE CARLIN I help myself to loving ewes If you're going to strip alfresco I'll make a clone I can smooch Girls of the Playboy Mansion I can't help it that I'm yucky Yellow substitute Stopped at the Pearly Gates Must you break the wind (when we're making love) We don't trust the vet with sheep alone The zipper took it all SIZE:DOES:MATTER Plug & Play In the shed FILF
ANIMALS "When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling." MIKAL RODE My Goodness! A shark in the ocean! Damn cow caused my tombstone The pandas won't fuck Stuck with old Yeller Dogs throw up on me
CELEBS "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Paparazzi Avril is a poser The Catwalk Family Svelte, frail and centerfold Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band Mike Tyson is bonking for money
SPORTS "When you lose, don't lose the lesson." PRABU KUMARAN On legs near finito Bleeding from a stone Missed the trailmarker Always happy when I run A fan without his trousers *Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle* Carry your wife and I'll carry mine David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day Horns in the R.S.A Soccer mom
CARS "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." JOSEPH COSSMAN Am I in the wrong lane I think I've killed an angel Driving my Ford from Henry Baby, you can't drive that car NASCAR techies stole my car Be fined - When you're dead!
WORK "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough money not to quit." GEORGE CARLIN When the corne is out of Park and Venton Users, Please forget my number Getting up Monday morning Jerking on the bus
MONEY "All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." UNKNOWN Tax too much Health care plan Gambling class loser Fisted in the fine print I'll pay my taxes with a smile
CLOTHES "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." OSCAR WILDE She loves shoes Selling my thong Fashion portfolio My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer Mourning my worn out denim
GADGETS "Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." STEPHEN LEACOCK Spin upon my ice cream cone The scale is tweeting my weight How do I work out this phone Not too happy with my apps In the mouth tonight Bumper nuts
WEATHER "A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." CARL REINER Where's that global warming? Easy ways to fight the (global) warming I will kick the bucket unless the pouring ends Melting Jack Frost
HISTORY "Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." ROBERT A HEINLEIN Troglodyte Living next tree to Lucy Achilles Renaissance Man He freed the slaves
WORLD POLITICS "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." GROUCHO MARX What could go wrong? Putting off the hicks SOPA Raise the ceiling You owe Hu Jintao Grope you Surviving all through the 80s Two presidents ogling behind Breaking the law (Dubya iPod version) A stupid stick and a brawl Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush) 24 hours away In Al-Qaida
RELIGION "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." DOUGLAS ADAMS Diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration Lukewarm theory I'm not the one and only I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy) God gave rednecks their guns The Papal Family Born to be Pope
CHRISTMAS "What's so special about Christmas? Men who think they are God are being born every day." UNKNOWN Pepper spray (A Christmas carol) Santa avoids me Yule desecration He only comes once a year I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song) Santa comes tonight Spot the reindeers Santa's flaws You should ho by now Rudolph's doing Prancer For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?)
WRITING "Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space." ORSON SCOTT CARD An acronymed life in three letters major If I could write for magazines I subscribe to The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard If I weren't out o' mind Fallen on hard rhymes Write Parodies Vogon poetry Parafisted blob I want a blog Pimp
HORROR "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." UNKNOWN (Bury me far from) Stephen King Feng Shui taught by Vlad Lizzy Borden took an axe Petting zoo in the basement They're on sale now, in my pet shop Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? Zombies' given me a scar Followed by gnomes Radioactive island Undead man
LORD OF THE RINGS "Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes." HENRY DAVID THOREAU Frodo Carry the ring Ancient Sauron had a ring Can I chop Orc with you girl? Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog) (You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog (You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty (You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire
STAR WARS "A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything." MR CRANKY No more Mister Jedi Sith eye on the Jedi I have seen a Wookie (in heat) Working on a Death Star Anakin
STAR TREK "The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." TOM CLANCY Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh I'm pimping a deep space station Human! Give me oomox! Stuck with Captain Kirk Raspberry Batleth Our chef is Neelix Janeway don't preach Seven of Nine Cubes in motion Inaprovaline Red Ensign shirt
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION "The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed." WILLIAM GIBSON Crop circles forming on my farm I bet you'll be probed up the back door You'll never know where your clones are S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem) OMG! Oh-La-La!
MISCELLANEOUS "I doubt, therefore I might be." UNKNOWN Ditty Homely sty Get the digit Flip the bird Ancle bracelet I burp and hurl (Straight to) DVD Scandinavian yob Everyone in our nation Three came, crapped on the lawn You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam 99 callers ahead in the queue |
BEAT ME TO THE BEAT Lately there has been like an explosion of music that is free and legal to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Such sites and pages are where I find most of my new running music these days, almost daily I download some and then I run it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself make coffee or something. Anyway, I have no intention of keeping those sites and pages a personal secret so here below are links to the best of them. EKTOPLAZM Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM. DATPIFF Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm. JAMENDO Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here. NERDCORE NOW Known as Rhymetorrentz up until just recently this is a site with albums made mostly by white middle class guys rapping about movies, computers, school, society and how badass they are (i.e wanna be). From a running point of view most finds here tend to be like normal rap, in the 170-200 BPM range. (Additional April 2011: The nerdcore genre is apparently becoming more mainstream and this site no longer only links to free albums, approx one outta five or so recommended is now one you have to pay for). THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP) Kind of like Nerdcore Now, but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals. SONG FIGHT Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last year comes from here. FREE INDIE Updated almost daily with three new free songs from some indie band I never heard of before, but it's quality stuff and I have made some good running music finds here. MEADOW MUSIC A collective music review mp3 blog about Swedish music, in Swedish, it covers all genres but it's leaning heavily towards indie rock. JA JA JA This site is replacing Swedes Please as the Swedish contributor to the monthly MAP (Music Alliance Pact) where some 35+ indie music bloggers from as many contries post a collective best of list on all of their blogs on the 15th each month and post individual posts inbetwen. SPINNER Updated daily with a new song, free and legal and with a comment from the band, most often it's an indie rock track but rather big names like Weezer and The Donnas have been on here too since I started to follow it. HITS IN THE CAR A Danish music and mp3 blog in English that posts and/or links to original content from indie band that has given their permission. Updated almost daily and pretty good. COAST IS CLEAR The only German blog and the only old school synth and electronic music blog on the list. It's kinda hard to follow because I don't read any German but when needed there's of course always Google Translate, that's how I found out that kostenlose means free and that linked stuff is legal. FINGERTIPS This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens. SCRUB CLUB RECORDS More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN. Click here to mail me! |
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