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LAST UPDATED 2010-07-30 Fashion portfolio Waiter! Waiter! Horns in the R.S.A I think I've killed an angel Dick needs vasectomy Kills on film The scale is tweeting my weight T28 Ericsson Ash (from Eyjafjallajoekull) I've had every care Dogs throw up on me Followed by gnomes Girls gawk (at my hiney) All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals ABBA 1 2 3 4 AC/DC 1 2 3 4 5 Accept 1 2 Aerosmith 1 Alice in Chains 1 2 Anna Book 1 Astrid Lindgren 1 2 (The) Aquabats 1 B.J Thomas 1 2 3 4 Backstreet Boys 1 Baz Luhrmann 1 (The) Beach Boys 1 (The) Beatles 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Beck 1 Bif Naked 1 Billy Joel 1 Black Sabbath 1 (The) Bloodhound Gang 1 Bob Marley 1 Bon Jovi 1 2 3 4 Britney Spears 1 Brooks & Dunn 1 Bruce Springsteen 1 Swedish Traditional ”Bullfest, bullfest hela dan” 1 Carola 1 2 Chesney Hawkes 1 2 Cinderella 1 City Boy 1 Clay Walker 1 Climie Fisher 1 Cornelis Vreeswijk 1 2 Swedish Traditional ”De komma, de komma från pepparkakeland” 1 Def Leppard 1 Di sma under jordi 1 2 Disturbed 1 (The) Donnas 1 2 3 4 (The) Doors 1 Drain STH 1 Duran Duran 1 E-Type 1 2 Eddie Meduza 1 2 Eminem 1 Swedish Traditional ”En sockerbagare här bor i staden” 1 Europe 1 2 Evoke 1 Factory 1 Flash & the Pan 1 Frank Sinatra 1 2 3 4 5 Frank Zappa 1 2 Garbage 1 2 Garth Brooks 1 Gary Numan 1 George Harrison 1 George Åby Eriksson och VM-laget 1974 1 Gilbert & Sullivan 1 Girlschool 1 (The) Godfathers 1 Gordon Lightfoot 1 Grave Digger 1 Green Day 1 Green Jelly 1 Gyllene Tider 1 2 Hinder 1 Hooters 1 2 3 Human League 1 Traditional ”I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” 1 Traditional ”If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” 1 Swedish Traditional ”In kommer far” 1 Iron Maiden 1 2 Swedish Traditional ”Jag vill bli en pansarskytt” 1 Jethro Tull 1 John Lennon 1 Johnny Cash 1 Jose Feliciano 1 Judas Priest 1 2 3 Julie Andrews 1 2 3 4 5 Katrina and the Waves 1 Katy Perry 1 King Kobra 1 Kiss 1 2 3 4 Kylie Minogue 1 Lambretta 1 Lasse Berghagen 1 Lee Dorsey 1 Lordi 1 Madonna 1 Marilyn Manson 1 Maya feat the Tamperer 1 Theme Song ”Meet the Flintstones” 1 2 3 4 Megadeth 1 Michael Monroe 1 Milli Vanilli 1 Motorhead 1 2 3 Traditional ”My Bonnie lies over the Ocean” 1 2 3 4 5 6 Natalie Cole 1 New Order 1 Nickelback 1 Nightwish 1 Nina Letar UFO 1 Traditional ”Old MacDonald had a farm” 1 2 3 4 Ozzy Osbourne 1 2 Pet Shop Boys 1 2 3 Phil Collins 1 Pink Floyd 1 (The) Police 1 Prince 1 Rainbow 1 2 3 4 (The) Ramones 1 2 3 Ratt 1 2 Ray Parker JR 1 Rolling Stones 1 Rose Tattoo 1 2 Roxette 1 Satyricon 1 Saxon 1 2 Scorpions 1 2 Scott McKenzie 1 Seether 1 Shanks & Bigfoot 1 Sinead O’Connor 1 Skew Siskin 1 Skid Row 1 Smokie 1 2 Snap 1 Space 1 Sparks 1 Spice Girls 1 Squeeze 1 Swedish Traditional ”Staffan var en stalledräng” 1 2 Status Quo 1 2 Steppenwolf 1 Street Legal 1 Sugababes 1 Theme Song ”The Addams Family” 1 2 3 4 5 Tiamat 1 Timbuk 3 1 TLC 1 Tom Jones 1 Tom Petty 1 Treat 1 Van Halen 1 2 3 (The) Vapors 1 Village People 1 2 3 Traditional ”We wish you a Merry Christmas” 1 Whitesnake 1 (The) Who 1 2 Y & T 1 ZZ Top 1 2 3 4 5 2 Live Crew 1 2 Unlimited 1 Traditional ”99 bottles of beer on the wall” 1 2		These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson and my ongoing mission to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Internet Explorer or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! TO MAIL ME CLICK HERE The 50 best songs for running ever made (IMHO) A SUBPAGE THAT STARTED AS A MINOR SIDE PROJECT - NOW MY MOST POPULAR LINK LAST UPDATED 2010-07-27 MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES [ Top 10 English ] [ Top 10 Swedish ] [ More in Swedish ] [ Health & Medicine ] [ Food ] [ Beer ] [ Relations ] [ Kids ] [ School ] [ Parental Guidance ] [ Horror ] [ Lord of the Rings ] [ Star Wars ] [ Star Trek ] [ Misc Sci-Fi ] [ Animals ] [ Celebs ] [ Sports ] [ Cars ] [ Money ] [ Spam ] [ Computers ] [ History ] [ World Politics ] [ Religion ] [ Christmas ] [ Writing ] [ Miscellaneous ] AND SORTED BY ORGINAL PERFORMER A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 My parody writing friend Jack Fletcher offered to record one of my parodies, I told him he could choose freely and he picked "Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free". It's the first ever recording of one of my songs, thanks Jack! MP3 HERE OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS - LIKE THESE [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ] [ Att springa med musik, Del 1 ] [ Del 2 ] [ Del 3 ] De 10 viktigaste orsakerna till att det tog tre dagar för utrikesminister Laila Freivalds att få iväg den första hjälpsändningen till flodvågens offer i Asien [ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ] [ Limerickar ] [ Arbete ] [ Svenska X-Men ] [ Valsedlar vi skulle vilja se ] [ Banta med matematik ] [ Ett anspråkslöst förslag ] [ Deus ex Machina 2.002 ] [ 10 little talibans ] [ A letter from evil ] [ Grrrl's night out ] [ 10 little green men ] De 10 mest notabla sakerna vi kan förvänta oss under det kommande året på grund av isbadandets popularisering THE REST OF MY OLD STUFF INCLUDING PHOTO ALBUM, MANDATORY EGOBOOST PRESENTATION AND SOME UNDESCRIBABLE CRAP IS HIDDEN UNDER THIS LINK ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH "I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." MILTON BERLE I hereby announce my candidacy I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis The genre called Russian folklore A few of my favorite streaks I didn't use the F-word Show the nuts Paparazzi The zipper took it all Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH "De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare." RAYMOND CHANDLER Lösenordsvisan PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan) Brevet från studentkolonien Vi läkarsekreterare Fistad utav Comviq Mera bröstmjölk Mera skatter Battle Rap på Svenska Brevet från långvården Nej till allt! MORE IN SWEDISH "Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling. Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling." KARL CINROT Kafkaesk T28 Ericsson Idas vinter(kräk)visa Vi är svenska modebloggar Mullfest, mullfest, hela dan En talibanchef här bor i staden De komma, de komma akut med ambulans Sommartider (Jag blev rymmare) En öl i min hand på en krog Finansministern Akut ortopedi Lönepott Fet Baklåst flopp In kommer mor Stefan fyller gubbe nu Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt Sophämtningsgubben Efter vägen HEALTH & MEDICINE "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die." UNKNOWN Painkillers I've had every care I wanna be updated Bacon flu (fills the other side) Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft Viagra and Nitro don't mix Bring flu to your school In the mouth tonight Under the weather Sick, forty and fat Hand me the bran! Where's the glove? My stomach goes blaaargh Not a virgin? Call the surgeon! Dick needs vasectomy Gomers never die The bird flu Snot FOOD "A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter." UNKNOWN Waiter! Waiter! This is the diet that carries my name Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger Booty women (don't stay hungry long) Bonbons goodbye Garlic BEER "Be wary of strong drinks, they can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss." ROBERT A HEINLEIN Ode to beer Raise your beers As a beer falls away My tipsy broad RELATIONS "The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious." HELEN ROWLANDS Chick flick to eye Female silence Meet the parents Meet the planners Meet the lawyers In-laws be gone! Always a mailorder bridesmaid, never the mailorder bride Running with scissors I get just one date only Stop lighting up your farts Don't take your man to the mall If I'm gonna be your lover you gotta get rid those kids KIDS "Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying." DOUG STANHOPE Babysitting Ado, ado, ado, ado, ado Kids are always really boring The day my ass caught fire My pony is lost in the forest 10 000 zits (per inch squared) 99 Monkeys did monkey type art SCHOOL "I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." WINSTON CHURCHILL The High School Faculty Yellow substitutes Philomaths When I missed the teacher PARENTAL GUIDANCE "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" GEORGE CARLIN If you're going to strip alfresco I'll make a clone I can smooch Girls of the Playboy Mansion I can't help it that I'm yucky Girls gawk (at my hiney) Yellow substitute 20000 sheep Puberty FILF Who defloured me Yesterday (Pre-Fab 5) Stopped at the Pearly Gates Oldsters keep swinging on my club Must you break the wind (when we're making love) I did some chores for a whore in a store from the yore HORROR "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." UNKNOWN Feng Shui taught by Vlad Followed by gnomes Zombies' given me a scar Lizzy Borden took an axe They're on sale now, in my pet shop Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? I can't incrypt this keeper Undead man LORD OF THE RINGS "Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes." HENRY DAVID THOREAU Frodo Carry the ring Ancient Sauron had a ring In the arms of Arwen Can I chop Orc with you girl? Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog) (You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog (You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty (You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire STAR WARS "A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything." MR CRANKY No more Mister Jedi Sith eye on the Jedi I have seen a Wookie (in heat) Working on a Death Star Hear me, Jar-Jar Anakin STAR TREK "The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." TOM CLANCY Star Trek: Past and Present Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh I'm pimping a deep space station Human! Give me oomox! Stuck with Captain Kirk Raspberry Batleth Our chef is Neelix Janeway don't preach Seven of Nine Cubes in motion Inaprovaline Red Ensign shirt MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION "The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed." WILLIAM GIBSON Crop circles forming on my farm I bet you'll be probed up the back door You'll never know where your clones are 42! DON'T PANIC Gay King Kong ANIMALS "When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling." MIKAL RODE My Goodness! A shark in the ocean! Damn cow caused my tombstone The pandas won't fuck Stuck with old Yeller Dogs throw up on me Who shot the moose Cat in the box CELEBS "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." ELEANOR ROOSEVELT The Catwalk Family Svelte, frail and centerfold Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris Charlie Manson’s Loony Tunes Thug Band Avril is a poser I'm not too happy Dr Phil Michael Jackson's facing jail I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit Mike Tyson is bonking for money Beckham's been cheating on his wife SPORTS "When you lose, don't lose the lesson." PRABU KUMARAN Horns in the R.S.A Bleeding from a stone Wheeze Puff Pant Snuffle Carry your wife and I'll carry mine David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day Soccer mom CARS "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." JOSEPH COSSMAN Bumper nuts I think I've killed an angel Driving my Ford from Henry Baby, you can't drive that car NASCAR techies stole my car Be fined - When you're dead! MONEY "All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." UNKNOWN Tax too much Health care plan Gambling class loser Fisted in the fine print I'll pay my taxes with a smile SPAM "Never miss a good chance to shut up." UNKNOWN She-male of the species GIVE:HER:BUFF:LOVE SIZE:DOES:MATTER I've dated my brains out You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam COMPUTERS "The so called reality on the outer side of the off switch is extremely overrated." ULRIKA SVENSSON I want a blog Warrior, but on a LAN 99 callers ahead in the queue Users, Please forget my number Perverts been clicking on my mouse HISTORY "Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." ROBERT A HEINLEIN Troglodyte Living next tree to Lucy Achilles Renaissance Man He freed the slaves WORLD POLITICS "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." GROUCHO MARX Kills on film Where's that global warming? Two presidents ogling behind Breaking the law (Dubya iPod version) Finally (is the white flag raised by Hillary) I want my chocolate! A stupid stick and a brawl Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush) Hello my name is Michael Moore Turning cartoonesque On Ivan Potkov's farm Four more years 24 hours away They gotta find Hussein Liberate an oil well for Jesus Old fart Yasser's almost dead (Iced on ICU) In Al-Qaida RELIGION "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." DOUGLAS ADAMS Diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration Lukewarm theory I'm not the one and only Quit preaching God on our train I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy) The Papal Family Born to be Pope Me so preachy Satan's gay CHRISTMAS "What's so special about Christmas? Men who think they are God are being born every day." UNKNOWN Yule desecration I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song) Oh Gosh, I look meretricious Santa's now a punk knocker Santa comes tonight Santa'll hit your bar Spot the reindeers Santa's flaws You should ho by now Rudolph's doing Prancer For us with broken gifts (will receipt do?) WRITING "Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space." ORSON SCOTT CARD Pimp Write Parodies If I could write for magazines I subscribe to The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard If I weren't out o' mind Fallen on hard rhymes It's a fix, its suffix MISCELLANEOUS "I doubt, therefore I might be." UNKNOWN Ditty Pirate Bay Flip the bird Ancle bracelet I burp and hurl Fashion portfolio Melting Jack Frost My final(e) tombstone Everyone in our nation I gotta shop (to stay alive) Ash (from Eyjafjallajoekull) Getting up Monday morning Spin upon my ice cream cone Mourning my worn out denim The scale is tweeting my weight When the corne is out of Park and Venton © Peter Andersson		Review 1 Review 2 Loading...
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