I wrote my first parody song when I was 25, in as many years since I've completed 500, the symmetrical beauty of those numbers appeals to me even though they're coincidental. I don't do this for the money, fame or groupies (I've had none of that), I do it for the same reason my parents prefer solving crosswords over sitting passively in front of the TV, the same reason Olga Kotelko did her sudoku puzzles every day until she died healthy of old age; anima sana in corpore sano!

My 500th PARODY
SEPTEMBER 2015
(ON AMIRIGHT ONLY)




AUTUMN 2017
NEW SONGS

Doing stand-up
in a lesbian bar


Gimmie, gimmie
(pink) chocolate


Naked snowmen

My (teenage)
children say


My mama read (the Necronomicon)

My casting couch, they've worn it down

Bacon's overhead
when piggies fly


My check needs
some zeros


Sees all (does that
nosy Northpoler)


I'll miss the candy
and the brandy


If you're blessed
(A true friend cleans
your history)




MY BEST SO FAR
THIS YEAR

Still not wed

My mom blames
all on Donald




Here be Parodies

All my parodies on this page sorted by original performers in alphabetical order including theme songs and traditionals

ABBA
1 2 3 4 5

AC/DC
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Ace of Base
1

Aerosmith
1 2

Alannah Myles
1

Alestorm
1

Alice Cooper
1

Anna Book
1

(The) Aquabats
1

Astrid Lindgren
1 2

B.J Thomas
1 2

Babylon Zoo
1

Backstreet Boys
1

Baz Luhrmann
1

(The) Beatles
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14

Bif Naked
1

Billy Joel
1

Bing Crosy
1

Bloodhound Gang
1

Bob Marley
1

Bon Jovi
1 2 3

Bowling For Soup
1

Carola
1 2

Cheap Trick
1

Chesney Hawkes
1 2

Clay Walker
1

Coolio
1

Cornelis Vreeswijk
1 2

Cygnets
1

Cyndi Lauper
1 2

David Bowie & Mick Jagger
1

David Lee Roth
1

Dennis Develin
1

Di sma under jordi
1 2

Dolly Parton
1

(The) Donnas
1 2

Dr. Bombay
1 2

E-Type
1

Eddie Meduza
1 2

Elvis Presley
1

Eminem
1 2

Europe
1

(The) Fiery Furnaces
1

Flash & The Pan
1 2

Foo Fighters
1

Frank Sinatra
1 2

Garbage
1 2 3

Garth Brooks
1

Genesis
1

George Harrison
1

George Åby Eriksson
och VM-laget 1974
1

Gilbert & Sullivan
1

Good Charlotte
1

Gordon Lightfoot
1

Grave Digger
1

Green Day
1 2

Heart
1

Hooters
1 2

Human League
1

Traditional
"I saw Mommy kissing
Santa Claus"
1 2

Traditional
"I want a hippopotamus
for Christmas"
1 2

Traditional
"If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands"
1

Iron Maiden
1 2

Janis Joplin
1

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1

John Lennon
1

Johnny Cash
1 2

Jose Feliciano
1 2 3

Judas Priest
1 2 3

Julie Andrews
1 2 3 4

Justin McGurk
1

Katy Perry
1 2

Kimball & Jamison
1

Kiss
1 2

Kylie Minogue
1 2

Lambretta
1

Lasse Berghagen
1

Lee Dorsey
1

Lesley Gore
1

Linda Ronstadt
1

Lynn Anderson
1

Marilyn Manson
1

Megadeth
1 2 3

Michael Paynter
1

Morton
1

Motorhead
1 2 3

Traditional
"My Bonnie lies
over the Ocean"
1 2 3 4

Natalie Cole
1

New Order
1

Nickelback
1

Nightwish
1 2

Traditional
"Old MacDonald
had a farm"
1 2 3

Partners In Kryme
1

Paul Simon
1 2

Peer Günt
1

(The) Police
1 2

Prince
1

Queen
1

Rainbow
1 2

(The) Ramones
1 2 3 4

Ray Parker JR
1 2

Rose Tattoo
1

Roy Orbison
1

Sator
1

Saxon
1

Scorpions
1

Scott McKenzie
1 2 3

Seether
1

Seventh Heaven
1

Shanks & Bigfoot
1

Sinead O’Connor
1 2

Sinner
1

Sirenia
1

Skew Siskin
1

Smokie
1

Spice Girls
1

(The) Spin
1

Squeeze
1

Swedish Traditional
"Staffan var en stalledräng"
1 2

Status Quo
1 2 3 4

Sugababes
1

Sugar Stems
1

Taco
1

Theme Song
"The Addams Family"
1

The Morning After
1

Tiamat
1

Tom Petty
1

Treat
1 2

Traditional
"Twinkle twinkle little star"
1

Van Halen
1 2 3 4

Village People
1 2

Warrant
1 2

Whitesnake
1

(The) Who
1

Willie Nelson
1 2

ZZ Top
1 2 3 4

 

MIB:s Most Wanted? These are the experimental and semimental voyages of the writer Peter Andersson; my ongoing mission is to explore strange new words, seek out new adjectives and new pronunciations, boldly form nouns that noone has formulated before, put the litter back in literature and to write in both Swedish and English. Chrome or Firefox and normal text size is recommended for minimal brain damage. Updates take place whenever I get my thumb out of my ass or feel that the world has been safe from my crap for too long! MAIL ME HERE

The best songs for running ever made
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WITH MORE THAN 5000 VISITORS DURING SUMMER MONTHS - LAST UPDATED 2017-11-01

MY PARODY SONGS - SORTED IN CATEGORIES
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OCCASIONALLY I WRITE OTHER THINGS, MOSTLY IN SWEDISH
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[ A letter from evil ] [ Du har två påsar rent mjöl ]
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[ De 10 viktigaste genusforskningsperspektiven på svenska bilar ]

ALL PARODY LYRICS AND TEXTS ON THESE PAGES ARE © PETER ANDERSSON

Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN ENGLISH

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
MILTON BERLE

I must take a selfie

Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free

I am a tired runner in a super-ultramarathon

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

I hereby announce my candidacy

The genre called Russian folklore

Not too happy with my apps

A few of my favorite streaks

I didn't use the F-word

Windows 95



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
TOP 10 PARODY SONGS IN SWEDISH

"De som Gud ämnat till författare finner sina egna svar och de som måste fråga går inte att hjälpa, de är bara människor som vill bli författare."
RAYMOND CHANDLER

Lösenordsvisan

Grönsaksjuicepress

PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)

Vi är svenska modebloggar

Dammsugarpåsen

T28 Ericsson

Fistad utav Comviq

Mera bröstmjölk

Mera skatter

Battle Rap på Svenska



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MORE IN SWEDISH

"Omväxling, omväxling, omväxling.
Aldrig något annat än denna omväxling."

KARL CINROT

Kafkaesk

Lönepott

Finansministern

Vi läkarsekreterare

Brevet från långvården

Brevet från studentkolonien

Stefan fyller gubbe nu

Baklåst flopp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HEALTH & MEDICINE

"Health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which a person can die."

UNKNOWN

I've had every care

Dick needs vasectomy

Somebody get Xanax for my shrink

(Some days I) Look like a troll

Viagra and Nitro don't mix

Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft

I wanna be updated

The bird flu

Painkillers



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
FOOD

"A successful diet is the
triumph of mind over platter."

UNKNOWN

Bacon

Hamburger

Waiter! Waiter!

Weight loss scams

John Doe vegan had a farm

Bacon's overhead when piggies fly

I'll miss the candy and the brandy



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHOCOLATE

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
SANDRA DYKES

Gimmie, gimmie (pink) chocolate

I want my chocolate

Bonbons goodbye

All that I want



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
COFFEE

"Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill."
UNKNOWN

Black coffee

I want my joe black

I'm gonna need more caffeine



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELATIONS

"The hardest task in a woman's life is to prove
to a man that his intentions are serious."

HELEN ROWLANDS

Voicemail

Still not wed

Chick flick to eye

Swiped left on Tinder

I get just one date only

If I'm gonna be your lover
you gotta get rid those kids


(Whales aren't as)
Large as my wife


She's freezing

Female silence

Picked a booger

Had a sext from bae

Playing with squirt guns



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
KIDS

"Kids are like poems, they're only amazing to their
creators, to everyone else they're bloody annoying."

DOUG STANHOPE

My (teenage) children say

Teenage music download pirates

Toys just wish you'd stay young

Go away now, Disney's Frozen

So cucked is your dad

So fat is your mom

Homely sty



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SCHOOL

"I am always ready to learn although
I do not always like being taught."

WINSTON CHURCHILL

The High School Faculty

Yellow substitutes

Sundae truck

If you're groping at Strip School bistro



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
PARENTAL GUIDANCE

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
GEORGE CARLIN

Show the nuts

Girls gawk (at my hiney)

If you're going to strip alfresco

Doing stand-up in a lesbian bar

Wife searched for porn with Ken

I'll make a clone I can smooch

I help myself to loving ewes

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

I can't help it that I'm yucky

Must you break the wind (when we're making love)

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone

Perverts been clicking on my mouse

Hunted (by a flock of ewes)

She sent a male enhancer

The zipper took it all

Handstyles of the
master baiters




Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
ANIMALS

"When humans deny their kinship with animals it's often accompanied by barking, hissing or growling."
MIKAL RODE

You do know that Pokemons kill?

The pandas won't fuck

Stuck with old Yeller

Dogs throw up on me

(I'm too old for) Another ewe

My Goodness! A shark in the ocean!

My casting couch, they've worn it down



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CELEBS

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds
discuss events, small minds discuss people."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Paparazzi

Putting off the hicks

Nobody 'grams like you

I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus

Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris

I can take Jean-Claude van Damme



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
SPORTS

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."
PRABU KUMARAN

Always happy when I run

Dumpster pair of Nikes

Chafe and diarrhea

Missed the trailmarker

A fan without his trousers

*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*

Carry your wife and I'll carry mine

I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo

Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang

I'm doing LSD at night and Speed most every day



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CARS

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
JOSEPH COSSMAN

Be fined - When you're dead!

Kangaroos (vs Volvos)

Patching it with Scotch

I think I've killed an angel

Baby, you can't drive that car

NASCAR techies stole my car

Herbie goes to prison



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WORK

"Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and paid just enough money not to quit."

GEORGE CARLIN

When the corne is out of Park and Venton

If you're going to eat al desko

When will I get off

Getting up Monday morning

Where has my vacation gone

Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MONEY

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."

UNKNOWN

Tax too much

Health care plan

Gambling class loser

Fisted in the fine print

My check needs some zeros

I'll pay my taxes with a smile



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CLOTHES

"Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months."

OSCAR WILDE

She loves shoes

Selling my thong

Fashion portfolio

My Pro Wrestling
wardrobe designer


Mourning my worn out denim

Sexy in long johns

In my drawer



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
GADGETS

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
STEPHEN LEACOCK

Spin upon my ice cream cone

The scale is tweeting my weight

How do I work out this phone

Woke up with my teddy-bear

(Stuck with IKEA on) Mars



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
WEATHER

"A lot of people like snow, I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
CARL REINER

Waterlogged

We're tired
(Sod off November!)


Sweden's in long johns

Where's that global warming?

Easy ways to fight the (global) warming



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HISTORY

"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."
ROBERT A HEINLEIN

Hitler's testicle

He freed the slaves

Troglodyte

15 girls to taste for Hitler

Living next tree to Lucy

Achilles



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
(FAKE) NEWS

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
GROUCHO MARX

Naked snowmen

Know the news are fake

My mom blames all on Donald

Left side has some borders they like

They're spotting comrades
in the Trump Towers


The thought police

Trump president

Wrestling CNN

24 hours away

(Drink some)
Milk be nazi


MSM



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
RELIGION

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

DOUGLAS ADAMS

Diluvian kinky bonk
tar defenestration


I'm not the one and only

God gave rednecks their guns

I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy)



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
CHRISTMAS

"What's so special about Christmas? Men who
think they are God are being born every day."

UNKNOWN

Living on Tomteskum

Pepper spray (A Christmas carol)

I want the Necronomicon for Christmas

I want a pimped-up casting couch for Christmas

I saw Mommy unfriend Santa Claus

The drones they fly

Yule desecration

Santa avoids me

He only comes once a year

Sees all (does that nosy Northpoler)

Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)



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WRITING

"Metaphors have a way of holding
the most truth in the least space."

ORSON SCOTT CARD

An acronymed life in three letters major

If I could write for magazines I subscribe to

Writer's block, when's it gonna end?

Write Parodies

Pimp



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
HORROR

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
UNKNOWN

My mama read (the Necronomicon)

(Bury me far from) Stephen King

Feng Shui taught by Vlad

Lizzy Borden took an axe

They're on sale now, in my pet shop

Putrid food-scam slash needy mongrels

Zombies' given me a scar

Smombies in the streets

Followed by gnomes

Radioactive island

Undead man

Big trolls



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
LORD OF THE RINGS

"Beware of all enterprises
that require a new set of clothes."

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Carry the ring

Ancient Sauron had a ring

Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines

(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog

(You're 2/3 there) Orcs are scum aplenty

(You're 3/3 there) Toss the ring in fire

Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)

Frodo



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR WARS

"A film's incompetence can be measured by the inability of its evil sharpshooters to hit anything."
MR CRANKY

No more Mister Jedi

Sith eye on the Jedi

I have seen a Wookie (in heat)

Working on a Death Star



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
STAR TREK

"The difference between reality and fiction?
Fiction has to make sense."

TOM CLANCY

Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh

Raspberry Batleth

Seven of Nine

Inaprovaline

Cubes in motion

Red Ensign shirt

Our chef is Neelix

Human! Give me oomox!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS SCIENCE FICTION

"The future is already here,
it's just not evenly distributed."

WILLIAM GIBSON

Crop circles forming on my farm

I bet you'll be probed up the back door

You'll never know where your clones are

S.E.P (Someone Else's Problem)

OMG! Oh-La-La!



Kommer strax! Kommer strax!
MISCELLANEOUS

"I doubt, therefore I might be."
UNKNOWN

Ditty

Flip the bird

Ungoogleable

(Straight to) DVD

If you're blessed (A true friend cleans your history)

New human rights




© Peter Andersson

 

Here be parody recordings
BEAT ME TO
THE BEAT

In the early 10s there was like an explosion of free and legal music to download over the internet, lots of good stuff often impossible to tell apart from big studio productions. Almost daily I downloaded some and then I ran it through mixmeister for an early app aided sorting process while I myself made coffee or something. Anyway, here below are links to the best of them that are still around, for reasons expanded slightly on in the footnote below I think the phenomenon has peaked.


EKTOPLAZM

Free psytrance, goatrance, ambient techno and more. Everything on this site is high quality stuff with superb production. Quite niched though, the lion's share of what I find here for running falls into the warm-up category 140-150 BPM.


THE FUNNY MUSIC PROJECT (FUMP)

Kind of like Nerdcore Now (which since has gone dead) but with a mix of original content and parody songs. High quality productions from experienced artists on the front page are free for the first couple of weeks. There's also the Fump SIDESHOW where anyone can submit parody recordings and/or originals.


SONG FIGHT

Technically this is an all genres site but most of the stuff here is comedy music. About two rounds a month they run recording/song contests based on a given title, anything goes beyond that and some of the funniest stuff I've found over the last years came from here.


FINGERTIPS

This blog only lists three free and legal indie songs a week, but with rather lenghty reviews, I've found two songs useful for running here so far so I'll keep it on my list for a while to see what happens.


SCRUB CLUB RECORDS

More Nerdcore Rap albums but from a company who among other ways are releasing some of them thrugh Nerdcore Now mentioned above. This is where I found that Kabuto The Python actually has five albums out and not only the one I first found on NN.


DATPIFF

Free and sponsored fully downloadable american hip-hop music of top quality from well known artists as well as debutants. This might be the most surprising and interresting site in the music industry right now. Unfortunately hip-hop's the genre where it's the hardest to find useful beats for running, but if ever Power Metal gets around to this model of sponsorship I'll be as happy as a flying pig in a shitstorm.


JAMENDO

Every genre you can think of and then some, every quality you can think of and then some, more quantity than anyone can handle. This is kind of a lottery site with lotsa crap but also the occasional golden nugget, I've made some of my best non-english music finds here.



Do you know a site or a blog with all free and legal mp3s that is not listed here above?

Click here to mail me!




FOOTNOTE 2014-JULY-21

It seems that pure mp3-sites are becoming more and more rare, maybe because music videos now have become so easy to make. Personally, that bugs me some, because I have no interest in staring at any sort of screen while I'm running. Since that is what I want mp3s for I have lately found myself drifting somewhat towards the emerging podcast scene, here are links to some such sites about running slash training.

EAST COAST ULTRA

ENDURANCE PLANET

TRAILRUNNER NATION

MARATONPODDEN

ULTRARUNNER PODCAST

RUNNERS CONNECT

MARATHON TRAINING ACADEMY


   

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